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Gen 2017-05-01 05:47:25 Post No.36697650
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Gen Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:47:25 Post No. 36697650 [Report] [View this topic]

What was the worst generation

Hard mode: No boomers

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:50:57 Post No.36697730
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>>36697650
Gen Z it seems to me.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:51:18 Post No.36697737 [Report]

if not boomers, gen x takes the cake as shittiest generation

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>Google Glass

I need a job.

Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt)
Psychological Issues #49 2017-05-01 05:46:04 Post No.36697612
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Psychological Issues #49 Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt) 2017-05-01 05:46:04 Post No. 36697612 [Report] [View this topic]

XLIX

1. Use a name in the namefield

2. Share your problemes, ask questions.

3. Be listened to, cared for.

4. Depending on time available and the number of people in the thread, I may let others answer you, if I have nothing else to add, though if you really want my opinion, you can always ask for it; keep in mind I sometimes miss posts; I can also be quite late if the thread is popular.

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beep (ID: !4MZJTKv5g2) 2017-05-01 05:54:20 Post No.36697795
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beep (ID: !4MZJTKv5g2) 2017-05-01 05:54:20 Post No.36697795 [Report]

>>36697612
hi, nick. doing alright?

Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt) 2017-05-01 05:56:10 Post No.36697825
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Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt) 2017-05-01 05:56:10 Post No.36697825 [Report]

>>36697795

Better than yesterday. It varies a lot depending on what happens. Had work and therapy, so I'm OK now.

beep (ID: !4MZJTKv5g2) 2017-05-01 06:05:47 Post No.36697982
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>>36697825
That's good. Ive been applying for jobs all day, I think it will be good to try to have some sort of social interaction and responsibility again

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:33 Post No. 36697602 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you ever stop being afraid of girls?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:47:07 Post No.36697641
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>>36697602
I found an app that lets me go through a list of people on kik and you just open whoever looks like a girl and message them and I message like a hundred girls a day.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:47:36 Post No.36697655
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>>36697602
What are you actually afraid of though?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:50:15 Post No.36697720
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:50:15 Post No.36697720 [Report]

>>36697602
No man
Even if they don't they'll just have rape fantasies about you BLACKED them and using them as a cocksleve or some shit
It never gets better

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:44:26 Post No. 36697570 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>gf wants us to have a threesome with another girl
>find this qt 3.14 on an adult dating site who says she's willing to do it
>we go to her flat
>or rather what we think is her flat
>she doesn't exist
>there's just this great big black bloke
>he's about 6 foot 2
>he ties us both up
>he rapes me in the arse whilst gf is forced to watch
>he forces me to sing like a girl and call him "big daddy" whilst he's raping my arse
>he tears up all our clothes once he's finished in me
>then he just dumps us butt naked in the streets
>gf never talks to me again

Wat do? This was three weeks ago now and I just don't want to carry on. Life isn't worth living anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:47:20 Post No.36697648
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>>36697570

Nice meme right there.

What happened to your imaginary gf? did she also get the nigger dick treatment?

>I am totally not fapping to this.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:50:01 Post No.36697714
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>>36697648
I said. My gf just had to watch me pretending to be a little girl whilst I was buggered silly. Then she was dumped butt naked in the street, just like me.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:51:31 Post No.36697739
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>>36697714

Sounds like a pretty good deal, considering, that she didn't get raped, like most girls in europoorland. Unless she hired the nog, then that shit is fucked up.

Anonymous
Average female with no boyfriend experience, what am I doing wrong? 2017-05-01 05:42:49 Post No.36697539
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Average female with no boyfriend experience, what am I doing wrong? Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:42:49 Post No. 36697539 [Report] [View this topic]

I am short(165 cm) skinny(45 kg) have b-c cup breasts and a nice butt(not too big but noticeable).
I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
I am not ugly either, I think I am average as face.
I have really light skin, dark brown eyes and dark blonde hair. Can any of you tell me what I'm doing wrong? (Pic unrelated, random drawing I made.)

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:43:37 Post No.36697553
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:43:37 Post No.36697553 [Report]

It would be more productive and obvious to just ask the guys you are flirting with what you're doing wrong.

But this is a made up story by a faggot anyway

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:02 Post No.36697590
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>>36697539
>>>/adv/
orgnal comment is original

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:46:13 Post No.36697620
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:46:13 Post No.36697620 [Report]

How's your skin?

>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
If you're noticeably hotter than them, they might think it's a prank or something.

Post photo with eyes censored (and tits for good measure and entertainment), otherwise we can't if it's a physical feature that's wrong.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:42:36 Post No. 36697533 [Report] [View this topic]

BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW PAPA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36697533
What are you a poorfag?

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>>36697564
Not even an option in my state

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>its a "online tracker says the pizza delivered but the pizza guy never came" episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:42:04 Post No. 36697526 [Report] [View this topic]

Dear /r9k/,

Would you find it (at least somewhat) enjoyable to sleep next to an attractive girl if it meant you got to kiss, cuddle and spoon with her - but no sex? Or would this actually be unpleasant since sex would be on your mind the whole time and you would be unsatisfied?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:43:02 Post No.36697544
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:43:02 Post No.36697544 [Report]

can I touch her titties?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:44:09 Post No.36697563
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:44:09 Post No.36697563 [Report]

Nope, after 1 hour having a boner your penis starts hurting

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:06 Post No.36697591
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:06 Post No.36697591 [Report]

>>36697526
I would orgasm just by laying next to a girl m8, i dont need sex

DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP
WHY IS TIME ACCELERATING? 2017-05-01 05:41:48 Post No.36697519
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WHY IS TIME ACCELERATING? DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP 2017-05-01 05:41:48 Post No. 36697519 [Report] [View this topic]

WHERE HAVE ALL THE FUCKING YEARS GONE?

Why is each day passing faster? Why is it monday again?
How can I slow this shit down? Please, I need help.

Didn't Wrath of the Lich King hit recently? How can it be a DECADE?

I'm stuck in a time limbo! It's May again and New Year's Eve feels like it was 2 weeks ago.

I have trouble sorting events and when they took place. Something from 2012 feels fresh, like it could have been yesterday. Closer than something that happened a month ago.

When I look at the clock, 2 hours have passed. It felt like 10 minutes.

I'm having a nervous breakdown here. What the fuck is happening

My girlfriend of 6 years left me last week and all my future plans have evaporated. All the investment, the time, the money, the effort.

So much has happened, but it feels like I'm still the same 16 year old.

I get scared when I look at the mirror sometimes. An adult is looking back.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:44:20 Post No.36697567
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:44:20 Post No.36697567 [Report]

Best thing is to buy a lot of firearms and go down in glory.
Write manifesto
Upload youtube videos explaining your rage

You will become popular and everyone will praise you like Eliot Rodger

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:52 Post No.36697607
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:45:52 Post No.36697607 [Report]

do more stuff

DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP 2017-05-01 05:48:26 Post No.36697676
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I talked to my 85 year old grandfather yesterday.

He said he knows my pain and told me that it will get WORSE.

There must be a fucking way to stop this. I don't want to end up like this chinese cartoon comic where the guy keeps telling himself "my real life hasn't started yet" and suddenly he's old

It's not time to be in my thirties yet. Why is this happening

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:37:13 Post No. 36697422 [Report] [View this topic]

Any rich robots out there that could help my poor ass? I'm currently making about 300$ a month on my part time job,can't do a full time one because I'm in college. If any of you feel generous I can even work for it if you want.

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Meanwhile I'll upload one fucked up comic

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>>36697457
wubwub

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>>36697488
third picture, god damn muting

Anonymous
8/10 looking normie AMA 2017-05-01 05:32:20 Post No.36697340
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8/10 looking normie AMA Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:32:20 Post No. 36697340 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been blessed by god with being easy on the eyes of the ladies
I have been getting laid since the end of middle school.
I want to help you out loose virginity.
AMA

pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:35:12 Post No.36697388
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>>36697340
Post proof you lying dunce

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>>36697340
inb3: post pics - I'm not that retard
inb3: proofs - dunno really how to prove it but for recollecting memories and experiences.

I have fucked french, english, american, asian and african gurls
I have also tricked 200/hour traps into fucking me for free.
I really want to put my experience at your service guys, literally ask mee anything and I'll try to help you out at my best

BTW: I'm not rich (not that much to trick ladies intofucking me for money at least)

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:37:37 Post No.36697427
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>>36697388
what kind of proof should I upload?
I'm not willing to let some angry autist trying to dox me

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:28:28 Post No. 36697268 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello I'm new on 4chan my friend recommended me this sub because of the people here feel lonely like me. Life's pretty tough as an average female in 2017 let's start a support group.

Edit: apparently I need a picture to post. Here's my sad Pepe

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>>36697268
ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
~~no im not actually taking this bait~~

Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:32:21 Post No.36697339
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>>36697316

That is very unfriendly, but you probably have a good reason to be upset. You can tell me it's okay, that's what support groups are for.

Tucker 2017-05-01 05:36:50 Post No.36697415
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>>36697268
I too am new to this 4chan website. How do i view child porn?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:26:29 Post No. 36697230 [Report] [View this topic]

NEW MEME; gondela [ female version of gondola ]

see if you can draw her.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:28:46 Post No.36697277
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>>36697230
<18 year olds are fucking cancer on here.

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>>36697277
am 27

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roastela

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:24:25 Post No. 36697188 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you think you will ever get over the fact that you missed out on prime teen pussy?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:25:21 Post No.36697204
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>>36697188
I prefer preteen desu.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:26:03 Post No.36697224 [Report]

why do you want to ruin my nofap?

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>>36697188
Eh when I was in school I fucked and did stuff with some hot sluts who were 16-19

Still have 15 and 16 year olds flirting with me on kik but I'm old now I'm 24 (secretly 25)

Anonymous
Comfy Half Life Thread 2017-05-01 05:22:02 Post No.36697149
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Comfy Half Life Thread Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:22:02 Post No. 36697149 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no Comfy black Mesa office

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:23:37 Post No.36697176
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Half-Life is really comfy, but can't compete with Slav games like Stalker or Metro.

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>>36697149
toxic waste my dude.

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>>36697149
lets get comfy in here.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:20:40 Post No. 36697126 [Report] [View this topic]

>a few people who claim to be trans actually have gender dysphoria and transition is the best way of treating them and letting them live a somewhat normal life because cognitive behavioral therapy and medication alone can't alleviate the problem

Do you believe this is true? Why or why not?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 05:22:36 Post No.36697159
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>>36697126
Probably buddy

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>>36697126
yeah, sometimes transitioning is the only escape.
t. Tranny

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>>36697126
Yeah because I'm a repressing tranny and I'm a robot because of it. If I transitioned when I was a teen instead of trying to "man up" I'm sure I would've been a lot more productive with my life. Instead I convinced myself it was a phase and people would see me as a freak and now I'm too old to transition and I'm a suicidally depressed shut in.

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