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>>36698941
that shits scary for no real reason

>Be me
>asleep
>having dream
>some crazy ghost women in dress standing in front of manor house
>im there too
>she seems spooky so i kick gravel at her
>she moves as fast as goku and grabs my heart, hand goes through me
>panic and realise this is a dream
>think better wake up or im gonna die
>shit felt so real like if i didn't wake up i was gonna die
>wake up
>can't move
>feel like she's in the room
>instantly even more scared
>still sleepy so half dreaming
>get visions of a mirror where my fridge is in my kitchen
>fridge is gone
>im stood infront of mirror
>mirror cracks
>still hanging on wall
>one shard flies at me
>just as its about to hit me
>wake up
>still can't move
>wait for about 15 seconds struggling
>no longer scared and realize its sleep paralysis
>another 10 seconds go past and it wears off
>can now move
>take a piss and go back to sleep
>have dream about waifu

similar thing happaned again about a week later, i started sleeping longer but kept waking up around 3-4am with sleep paralysis, sometimes on my side barely able to move my arm, tried shouting for family but couldn't until it wore off, once it wore off i felt fine

>>36698941
>it's another OP doesn't reply to his own threads episode

>>36699589
Try moving your feet up once you realise you're dreaming. Will help you wake up

Are you white?

ULU

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>>36698940
i feel it broy. i want to do it as well

I suspect it'll be a disappointment

>>36698918
Part of the things they want you to do is suck up to them. Why do you have a problem with that?

>>36699424
Is it not enough for them to effectively own me for 8 hours a day? I'll give them my time and do the tasks that I am given but to have to grovel for my own slavery and then pretend to be grateful for it? It's dishonest and I don't like it.

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They ask that question to test whether you've researched the company, which is fair. Culture fit matters.

Though there's also "Why are you the best candidate?", which translates to "Beg for me." Anyone who asks this deserves to lose their pension and spend their retirement age jerking off high school dropouts for a job at Taco Bell.

Because I dont have affirmative action boosting my test scores and lowering my tuition

>>36698909

Because of political correctness, colleges rather take a black person with a 3.5 GPA than a white person with a 3.9 GPA because otherwise they'll get blasted for being racist because the amount of black people in that college is lower than national average.

Ofc there are extremely smart black people but they're much rarer than smart white people.

Theres this nigger trend where they apply for all the Ivies and get accepted to all of them, then therell be some kind of news article NIGGER ACCEPTED TO ALL IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS. When if you get into Harvard/Yale you basically get into the others automatically. No one with actual common sense does this,but i guess its good Jewish propaganda.

Are there seriously no twins on r9k? or even no one interested in twins.

Have you ever fucked your twin?

>>36699255
Nah, I've touched her everywhere and she's done the same to me, but actual sex hasn't happened.

Bitch on tumblr about it

>>36698878
I would have an intelligent discussion with him over why he has those opinions and not flip my shit like a spergy sjw.

>>36698878
>friends
Don't worry mate, this won't come up

>>36698804
vocaroo? can't be that bad

>fucked up voice
>painful
Fuck You Normie

>>36698820
No. I'm too embarrassed.
Originalio comment

>>36698697
https://youtu.be/0X1lTjqKsaw
Here's the last video I did

>>36699197

nicely animated f-friend

>>36699252
Why are you scared Anon?

Iribakoyd

A virgin one.

>>36698684
This i need a virgin and pure gf

>>36698684
Now lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Just report the people who do it and move on.

>>36698523
>It's really NOT hard to make a unique post.
And yet it has zero value, when it's unique in any merely technical sense.

>>36698523
the robot isn't context sensitive

>>36698497
Little caesars is fucking garbage

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>>36698497
Why little caeser's when Wendy's exists?

>>36698497
how much are you paid per shitpost?

can i get in on this hot new lucrative market

>>36698487
those are dudes.
z

>>36698568
well, op said actor not actress

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>not exclusively watching amateur porn
shiggy diggy, my niggy

>>36698469
Huh? THIS ISNT A TRAP THREAD!

Please listen to me.

You can believe in somthing even if it isn't true. Virtue, honor and courage matter more than anything. Good beats evil and true love never dies. And by love I don't just mean love for some roastie, but love for what you do, what you believe in, a person, a place a thing. Dosent matter what.

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>>36698448
>be 16
>watching a movie with my oneitis
>she leans her head on my shoulder
>the obvious move is to reciprocate affection by leaning my head on hers, or doing literally anything to acknowledge the affection
>do nothing

happened 4 years ago and still struggle with that memory

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When she stopped talking to me 4 years ago.

>>36698656
why do you think you did nothing?

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>>36698427
I dated a fembot who was into this autistic "game" for a few months. Always bullied her about it. It doesn't even have any graphics lmao just play overwatch.

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>>36698525
Please do not bully people about the video games they play and yes it does have graphics if you want it to or you could use your imagination too

>>36698427
what game are you even talking about op?