I am waiting to die, I am spending my life putting the least possible effort into it, I am broken and weak, women always sensed that and knew to stay away from me, the cause of my depression is my depression, my inadequacies to be successful cripple me even further, I feel excluded, today I cancelled my hiking trip because I realized just how wierd I look, and these days only beautiful Instagram people with the latest gear are considered acceptable for hiking, I would probably be reported by some woman for walking too close behind her, so I cancelled it because I don't want to be some wierd guy alone in the woods, that part of society is not for me, I am not allowed. Exlcuded. Shunned.
Where I am allowed is not in view of others, where I won't be talked about and children won't hide behind their parents, look at that wierd man!
I have consigned myself to living with my mother, and eventually I will live on the dole I assume, my life is not a life, I have to just remain calm and breathe. Life to some is a successful voyage, to others it becomes a shipwreck and one must salvage what one can.
I must become satisfied with living in the past, I will become old with no children to enjoy for company, and my life will be torn asunder by death, which we tried to avoid through reproduction.
I had plans, I wanted to meditate and build a home in the woods, I wanted to know. But the judgemental women shunned me, I was too nice, I was too this, so then I became a bodybuilder, but to no avail, I have been crushed, if just one woman had come along just one, it would have given me the strength to continue, but now my soul reserves are empty, my vigor is through, and I kneel before the sword ready to accept my fate whatever it may be.
>>36699606
What was in the bowl?
Kys
Originalto
>waiting around to die
People like you should be dissected and have your organs given to those who actually deserve them.
>see qt, greasy, quiet oneitis outside of school
>talking to pretty haired, yoga pants wearing Stacy for a second before walking away
>walk in his general direction pretending to be looking for something
>he immediately turns away and walks in the opposite
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING?
no one cares, get out
>>36700001
B-but I deserve him!
>be doing labs
>notoriously hard class
>me and partner are nerds and finish with relative easy
>Staciest Stacey in class calls us over
>hey are you guys done?
>can you help me and my femanon tag alone with this problem?
>my partner goes, "Go fuck yourself"
>turns around and walks away
Shit was glorious. I tried to high-5 him but he didn't even acknowledge the event afterwards.
You should have seen Stacey's face.
>>36699442
wow dude so cool upvoted xdddd
>>36699492
>muh memes ethicette
Fuck off and die.
Go back to 9gag
Sage
>tfw your crush dies
where do I go from here?
>>36699348
>where do I go from here?
Throw a party
to the cemetery of course.
>>36699348
If she liked you back, she'd still be alive. Serves the cunt right.
Who else /bitter as fuck/ here?
It's getting seriously worrying.
>>36699253
>bitter as fuck
Only towards girls.
>>36699292
Yeah, same for me for the most part.
It's still eating away at my soul though.
>>36699320
>It's still eating away at my soul though.
You'll get used to it if you're young.
>Post on facebook about how I've done real well In school and am transferring to a nice uni
>Stacy that rejected me all through high school messages me
>says she's really happy for me and if I need anything I can Message/text her
>haven't talked to this girl since idk how long
>treated me like scum in high school
>Now I'm doing good in school
>she wants to give me attention
Should I fall for the meme fellow robots and continue to chat up Stacy?
>>36699236
It's not worth it anon. She's just toying with you
Get dick sucked, drop like is hot.
>>36699236
No, she is doing it so she can look as a good girl to others. She doesn't want your dick, at best you will be her orbiter.
What would happen to him if he said this?
His now would grow after he said it
>>36699228
alright, I'll bite on this old-ass question
As shown in the movie, there is a slight delay between a lie being told and his nose growing, meaning that when he says "my nose will grow now" his nose doesn't immediately grow
rather, after a few seconds, it will grow, because his nose didn't immediately grow as he said, making it a lie
so the answer is, he is lying, because his nose can't grow fast enough to prove him right, but once it grows, it will shrink back, because he would have told a truth at that point, thus ending the loop
>>36699407
>As shown in the movie
>mfw Ameridiots only know Pinocchio from the Disney movie
Did I fuck up this time?
>>36699130
Tell her you're flexing your weiner.
>>36699130
just ask her if she wants sum fuk
>>36699213
Ok now do I send dixx pizza?
Personality is 50% genes, 50% environmental factors. These environmental factors DO NOT include parenting or any socio-economical factors (income, education, etc.). Twin studies comparing identical twins reared together and apart show that shared environment explains NONE of the non-genetic variation in personality.
However, the environmental factors that do affect your personality, such as intelligence, (teenage) height, etc. are partly genetic. The rest are random, like having some horrible disease in early childhood, getting beat up by a pack of urban youths, etc. Then again, going to the wrong neighborhood, having the wrong friends, etc. are influenced by your (genetic) personality.
And this is just personality. Looks, intelligence, etc. have been found to have the same 50% genetic component. One personality trait, Conscientiousness is as good as IQ in predicting academic success, income, morbidity, etc. Also, high Neuroticism is the reason why you are anxious and depressed.
YOUR GENES = THE REASON WHY YOU ARE A LOSER
>>36699121
can i get a tl;dr here?
>>36699173
we dindu nothing, we were born to fail
>>36699121
>YOUR GENES = THE REASON WHY YOU ARE A LOSER
no shit
welcome to last decade!
but remember: losers deserve what losers get, regardless of reasons
after all, it's just genes and environment brah
and the environment is the other genes out there
enjoy the feedback loop to the grave
Who here has to take the bus everywhere
Life is suffering
Me, it sucks lad
Me , but it feels good
I love riding the bus. It is cheaper than gas, you can meet people, and it is nice to never be worried about a car falling apart.
Honestly, having a car would be better, but what use is there in being upset over something you can't change right now?
How do I get out of the house more and do more stuff when I have no transportation?
>>36699058
Buy a used bike off of Craigslist.
Move out of the suburbs and into the (((big city))).
>>36699058
Ask mummy to drive you. But in all seriousness, public transport, lyft or Uber, or the classic taxi
>>36699110
What if I don't have a smartphone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtWWo1ac1Yw
I think she's 16.
She's absolutely jailbait but the video is relatively modest, especially with some of that crazy ass 14 year old russian girls dancing in thongs for their music videos.
I think we all know who did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpEnoI7vrko
>>36699012
It's disgusting. That's what it is. Even though the content of the first is relatively tame, it's still a clear demonstration of our society devolving.
HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS????
NORMIES GET INNNNNNNN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Draw faces on things. Have fun making friends.
>>36698996
>NORMIES GET INNNNNNNN
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
in your butt?
>>36699029
>>36699147
ROBOTS OUTTTTTTTTTTTT OUT OUT OUT OUT
Is not arguing with liberals at my college as much as I could have done a legitimate reason to hate myself?
Pic vaguely related
>>36698993
No, you have to to try and convince them to stop being stupid. Be proud of yourself. Destroy their arguments at all costs
>>36699051
>No, you have to to try and convince them to stop being stupid
This is futile, most of them are not interested in having their opinions changed. You're not obligated to waste your energy on self-righteous people who don't want to be challenged
>SJWs/feminists campaign for free the nipple and go on slutwalks topless
>They also campaign to be able to breastfeed anywhere
>SJWs/feminists now against breastfeeding because it implies gender roles
The left is imploding upon itself. What a time to be alive.
BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPttthhhhhhhh
>>36698981
never gets old
*snife*
>>36698981
God I love braphogs I used to brappost for fun but now i've actually gotten girls to fart on my dick and I become diamonds every time the girl i'm seeing lets one rip what the fuck is happening to me
>>36700029
How did you do it? Have any stories. Please, I must know.