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>>39345218
really funny pic m8 captures the cringe perfectly and ties it in

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>>39345218
>and fascism is back

>>39345663
you're all just freaks to the rest of society, antifa basically has an unwritten license to kill you guys on sight

>>39345170
Eating healthy will probably HELP with your depression, but that help is inconsequential on its own and as a part of general improvement it's mostly meaningless.

>>39345170
Dont know, shutting of your pc will help for sure

>>39345170
Try drinking johson and johson's no more tears shampoo takes out my depression

>>39345050
of a glass

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>>39345050
Well, I plan on dying alone. It seems nicer than dying with a bunch of people around me, especially if I were to just "go missing" and die 10-15 years later.
I dont want sex, Sex is boring. All I really want is complete autonomy and seclusion.

>>39345050
And yet, people choose to have children. To curse another life into either illusion or depression, entirely by their choice.
Raising a family is fulfilling, ergo, it is selfish. Ridding the earth of humans is the only way to make it a happy place once more. So let's get rid of the jews and niggers first.

Mine is nicotine, unfortunately. I smoked regularly but quitting the habit didn't really help. Now I'm always using some kind of tobacco product if I'm stressed or depressed or anything.

>>39345061
Fuck I feel that. So if you don't use cigs now, do you smoke hookah or vape is that it?

>>39345116
Well actually I live in Finland and we have this Swedish thing called snus, it's kind of like chewing tobacco. That's what I use now. Still gives you mouth cancer and all that but doesn't fuck up your lungs so badly.

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Was sriracha a meme before bacon? Also fad diets have been things for ages.

i like this sauce

what is the meme around it, I'm still gonna keep using it

>>39345490
It's just like Arizona iced tea. It tastes good, and is iconic, so a lot of people talk about it and put the branding on clothes/wallpapers/ other merchandice etc.

>>39344958
Has ups and downs. If you're sufficiently atypicak which i imagine you are since you post here youll find it increasingly difficult to relate to them as you develop a kind if quasi-intimacy built upon the shaky foundations of a forced normie masquerade until you drift out of contact. This applies doubly so for romantic relationships.

>>39345044
I can't even hold a conversation without normies shouting at me to speak up or getting confused by ways I speak. I could only befriend someone in an extreme circumstance where we both didn't think like normalfags and were completely honest with each other.

>>39345086
So you see the dilemna. We weren't meant for real friendship, it's best to remove it from your mind.

>>39344900
Lmao faggot
work for your food

>>39344900
I can relate but I must say that if there's any way you can still salvage this job do it. you've went through the hardest step

>>39344949
Do this. Just tell them you made a mistake and you do want to work there. Even if you can only manage a few months at least you'll have got past the never had a job stage and you can always put this on any new application.

because youre here instead of normiebook
you dont deserve more than the worst of the worst

>>39344881
>Why do you deserve a gf?
Why do you deserve a bf?

>>39344881
tits or gtfo, you know the rules "femanon"

I just ate two cookies and had some pepsi

I'm content

>>39344777
What was the meaning hidden in OP's words?

>>39344777
My only long term friend just text me randomly saying she doesn't want to spend anymore time with me. I now have nobody. Feel like I've been stabbed in the gut.

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its the best way to send them over text for iphone fags

No I don't. What?

>>39344768
can't you just have a folder on dropbox?

dude i'm building up a collection of poisons don't be hatin

>>39344692
And yet it's all I ever browsed daily since I was 15. If only I knew how much it would destroy my life

>>39344692
>implying absolutely none of the stuff talked about here doesn't have a hint of truth
better to know and be prepared.

>>39344666
is it just me or are they all ugly or am i gay

children aren't innocent

>>39344716
Why?? They are most innocent creatures on planet, until they turn age 2

>>39344575
I don't get this meme.

origami

Watch this
BLUMPF

>>39344575
Go back to /pol/ underage

>>39344501
my ex-e-gf used to pee in fast food cups then dump them out her window.

really no different than a guy doing it desu

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I do. It's a weird thing, really weird shape. I was planning on removing it but it's been in the house for so long that I can't bear to get rid of it.
Pic related.

>>39344501

I can't remember too much, but there was a thread on here once where a fembot posted a a pic of a funnel and tube she rigged up to piss from her desk chair. Can't even make this shit up.

There are girls on here. You might never speak to them, but they're here. Go on shut on discord and they show up.

since /r9k/ is a known congregating place for a certain type of people, it logically follows that females interested in that kind of people would most likely come here.

>>39344319
>There are girls on here
yea, roasties
no thanks