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>everyone is paralyzed, we never knew it would get this far
>especially since he converted to Judaism so he could become more of a cuck, he really hates guns
>he unzips his pants and whips out a giant dong
>we're talking 4-5 feet of circumsized, jewish-convert dong
>helicopters it around for a second, spraying shards of dried up cum into our eyes
>everybody running around in a blind panic
>he begins to whip people with his cock
>finally lassos it around his neck and hangs himself
>that was all his life amounted to
>at least the cum was dried up, I swear to god I would kill myself too if that cunt reproduced
Pic related, it's of him twerking on the stage

Fucking high schooler no cares about your gay ass story

>>36701572
>social studies
>8th grade
>autistic fuck
>hair cut so short looks like he's bald
>doesn't help he's blonde
>fat
>pretty sure he actually has autism
>no one likes him
>I know for sure he has turrets
>licks his shoulder all the time
>beaner makes fun of him for it
>2 seconds later he's licking his shoulder
>ask him "why are you doing that, he just made fun of you for it"
>he reminded me so I had to
>what
>next week
>farts a ton of rancid gas in every class
>everyone hates him
>makes fun of him for the next month or two
>starts being quieter every day
>used to say whenever the teacher gave an assignment "I already did that"
>everyone says shut up
>starts to turn red
>tries to tell science teacher
>teacher doesn't like him either
>does nothing
>throws up on table

>>36701544
loI thats pathetic

>>36701589
I also felt like shit because the girl was pretty fucking wild, which made me feel pretty emasculated.
I made her come a few times with my hands to compensate for it.

>>36701544
Condom has the same effect on me

Do you have problems without the condom as well?

I think you should consider suicide, you fucking imbecile. What went through your head when you made this thread? Were you trying to make it as abysmal as possible?

Doesn't matter to me, mornings together in the bath can be as fun with the right girl as they are pure hell with the wrong one.

>>36701432
I'd rather be a girl who has long hair that I can style however I want

>>36701298
No it's just normal for me. I wouldn't know any other way to live.

>>36701298
>Do you guys ever feel sad or angry about your lack of sexual contact?
Obviously.

>How do you get over it?
I don't. The best coping mechanisms I can come up with are anime and masturbation.

I drink a lot, do some drugs, post here, but it only helps a little. I am extremely angry. Some days I can't help myself, I am becoming dangerous. A man can only take so much.

The worst part about women is that most do not even have the capacity to realize their own inferiority.
and I have doubts whether or not the ones that do, do so fully.

>>36701228
Y u batin' son?

Blame Marxism

>>36701199
I didn't vote for Trump but every democrat still hasn't gotten over having their ass handed to them last year. Lots angry fat gaylords out there who can't get over their insecurities without a showing of public support.

I smell the self-loathing and projection from a mile away.

>>36701199
>because everyone is told that they're special
>everyone is told that their opinion matters
>everyone's told they're equal

People used to know their place, now everyone thinks that their dumbass views on something are just as valid as everyone elses.

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>Those porn edits of her comics
Makes me laugh desu

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>>36701143
You got me there, anon.

I guess life isn't that bad, after all.

>>36701143
He probably has a gf and isn't a virgin.

Is Fatposting the next Trapposting?

>>36701085
No it's not sexually degenerate

>>36701058
I use fat threads for thinspiration, thanks for reminding me not to eat dinner anon

>>36700879
Weak genes nigga, be glad it's just hair. Some of us have tiny dicks or ugly faces. I've heard you can circumvent going bald for the cost of your beard if you happen to have one.

Cure coming. Hang in there, brah.

>>36700941
What if your bald and ugly

>>36700878
>don't worry anon, you will find an girlfriend someday, it will come automatically :))))

stfu normans, i know i will be alone my whole existence

>>36700878
Those aren't memes, they're correct for the majority of people. If you're not one of those people, then look for therapy or some other form of self-improvement or wallow in your failure. Anyone who just dismisses these things deserves to be unhappy.

>>36700878
>Just be urself
This. It really does get better since you eventually get fed up with the thoughts and just stop giving a fuck

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>>36700865
And why exactly is this an issue to me?

>>36700865
You should've posted this on /b/ where there are at least normies with hope, the people you're preaching to here will grasp for anything that kills them quicker

>>36700929
Destroys your memory, makes you less intelligent, it makes you depressed and unmotivated. There is more, but the depression is a very big factor. It will bring you down. Free yourself from your prison.

>>36700830
Picture, you see your face like other people do, with mirror you're used to the assymetry and don't notice flaws

>>36701030
Except I used a non-reversing mirror that doesn't flip the image.

>>36700830
you can see the picture only from one angle, so the mirror
>>36701030
you know that the photograps are distorted as well right?

>>36700828
At this point it is, you will find work way more easily than lol liberal art degree fags and whatnot.

I really wish schools didn't push the college angle throughout the 90s/00s trade school is great.

>>36700828
No if you can get in. Everyone says you can't get a job etc (mainly on pol) but a quick google search shows it almost DOUBLES your income (at least in fatland).

Other countries not as much but still very reccomended.

If you can't get in it doesn't matter too much, just make sure you actually learn a trade and don't minwagecuck since it's impossible to escape

Yes. You can get paid to learn and be an apprentice. Its the true redpill. Get paid to go to school, work good paying jobs you get to be proud of and eventually become your own boss if you aquire a truck and tools. And still make 60k + a year

>>36700805
>tfw "best years of your life"
>tfw I've spent freshman-junior as a shut in playing vidya or fapping when I'm not studying

Do frats even let robots join?

>>36700974
just don't be a sperg and do your best to fit in

>>36700765
Yes, probably gave you intimacy issues as well.

>>36700765
this thread does

>>36700766
That explains why I can't cum when making love to a woman.