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>>36702057
I'm fine and its the rest of the world that's messed up.
Girl would be nice but not essential.

yes

holy shit this must be the most original post on this board yet

>>36702057
You must be fixed first in order to gave and receive true love.

Did he actually fuck you
How does your gf feel about all this

>>36702014
Yeah I haven't talked to him since

>>36701993
Hope you dump the useless roastie cunt and live happily together forever with your bro

why don't you murder all men

get fucked faglord

>>36701932
Sorry. Mistyped. Dumped FOR a Chad.

>>36701897
I can originally agree with this sentiment.

Being born white basically makes you go through life on easy mode.

>>36701950
>implying white people can't be trash too

>>36701975
At least they get laid.

>>36701838
who is this twink?

Wtf is a braps

>>36701838
God bless your original autism

Just take propofol nigga

move out to the country

dingloingoriginal

>>36701818
150mg diphenhydramine & 5mg melatonin will knock you flat

>>36701805
Weakness. And complete acceptance of that weakness as an excuse to not better yourself.

It's so much easier to be like "oh darn, now I can't do this because of that" vs. having to drag your ass out of bed every day and get to the gym for an hour and a half.

I understand it and I sympathize, because sometimes it sucks, but having JUST gotten back from the gym and pushed my bench to 475, fuck that pansy ass cuck.

Besides, having someone at the gym with you is like a weight around your neck. It'll only add time and take gains. Fuck em. Headphones and podcasts are your best friends.

>>36701906
375 jesus fuck, that'd be awesome though. One rep's only about 420.

autism makes people move clumsily and can therefore not perform certain physical feats.

>>36701775
Why can't I enjoy x I have the opposite feeling from it I feel lonely and worry about everything and have crazy anxiety and feel like everyone's evil and hate everything

Happens with speed too

>>36701833
op here, I had the same thing for even longer but I guess it's not that bad. The torture and my other worries is debilitating tho, I'm trying to find a cozy online job because I hate going outside

>>36702810
The feeling went away? I think it'd be better if I had a relaxed environment but all my friends are psychopaths who pick on me and everyone hates me here

>>36701743
You can do that here. Poast stats/pics/location/contact info?

>>36701771
the location thing is usually the biggest issue for me, i don't have a car and have basically no money for public transport

>>36701743
Everytime one of you faggots larp as females I sage the thread. Stop role playing FAGGOT

Some normie talks to you and tells you to b urself but if it really seems like you're gonna an hero they'll keep you on the line long enough for the cops to come arrest you and drag you to the looney bin for the low low price of 60k/week to watch spongebob and eat hospital food

>>36701722
there's an hbo documentary about it cant recall the name

>>36701722
They find out why you're depressed and solve your problems for you. If you're homeless, they'll give you the address to a cheap apartment complex. If you're unemployed, they'll give you the address of a temp agency that guarantees employment. If you're just lonely and need to talk because everyone else avoids you and ghosts you, they'll listen to you patiently and validate your existence.

Hahaaha just kidding, you may as well just off yourself and give the normal healthy non-disabled tall dark and handsome people more space and air and resources without you fucking everything up, you goddamn retard. Please kill yourself.

bitch are you on Cialis?

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>>36701697
I did that a few times in my teens.
Holy shit, it was like I couldn't stop fapping. Dick would be broke the next day but still

>>36701697
if you're a female, good for you

if you're male, holy shit please stop you're going to die

sorry I can't I'm working on rebuild 4.0

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>>36701685
No I don't ladies, I'm single and ready to mingle

>>36701685
Sourdough please.

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>mum moved the cum rag under my bed to vacuum

>Uncle found the pencil

>>36701684
Were you filming her going to the bathroom?

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No one wanted to go with me, so no I didn't want to ask. I just went with my friends and shit

>>36701657
It was fine, asked a girl out she said yes, danced a bit, but later she did not let me touch her so yeah...

>>36701657
I didn't go because I didn't give a shit. I stayed home and smoked weed. I regret nothing.

>>36701551
you can be none of those things provided the girl is drunk and/or on drugs

DONT GIVE UP HOPE LADS

>>36701551
I am an artist, an intellectual and my dad is wealthy, yet girls STILL continue to reject me.

>>36701551
Nah, you just need to project power through the way you talk and move, dress fashionably for your income level, and maintain basic aesthetics through exercise