Why don't white people want to be white anymore?
>>36704915
if this is white people in 2017, i don't want to be white either
or a person for that matter
i think i'd prefer to be a tree
>>36704915
I don't care what I am. I just want to die.
>>36704949
I'd rather be an incorporeal consciousness.
Prove >pic related wrong. Protip: you can't.
You can't prove a negative, retard
>>36704927
shut the fuck up, faggot. Get a superior tranny gf
>>36704912
How can cis women even compete? Even today, all they can cling to is their uterus. Once the artificial womb is complete, they will be dust beneath the heels of a fairer breed of women! No slut with a used-up fishy dickpocket can compare to a beautiful and loyal tgirl!
>just got back from the Gast station
>ordered 4 greasy as fuck barbacoa tacos
>back of hot fries
>1 liter of coke zero
Just devoured it in less than 10 minutes. Still hungry as fuck. Chewing on sunflower seeds to suppress my hunger now. I'm probably going to go to burger king later tonight, convince me not to.
everything is acceptable except the excessive amount of coke. cut down to 355ml bottles or something
whats your weight
>>36704882
380lbs
But coke zero doesn't have sugar.
>>36704933
A liter of any soda is not doing any favors. At least try to balance with water. Water will always help you, anon.
I'm Jesus. Congratulations, you found me! Ask me anything.
how tight was magdalene
>>36704795
What's it like being an imaginary friend to so many people?
>>36704795
How does one life a just and righteous life?
>"welcome to the frat Femanon, now why dont you change into a bikini so we an go for a ride on my dads boat!"
>>36704727
Im not a woman
Philadelphia 76ers
>>36704727
Yellow shorts is the best choice to be, clearly.
>>36704727
god, I fucking hate chad fashion
Any white girls here wish they were Asian?I am greek and Serbian and I REALLY like kpop. I all I want is to look korean. I don't look korean at all. I'm actually really pretty (I don't mean to brag but I have a nice face) but being surrounded by all this korean media with all these korean beauty standards, it's hard to be white. They have like no white ppl involved at all!! It makes me feel so bad about myself. I want to be korean so so so bad.
One time I looked at this picture of IU (pretty korean singer) and I just stared at her and cried.
Anyone else feel like this?
>>36704681
I think this kind of thing is better suited to lolcow
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kMe9Fih-_U
You're welcome now gtfo
no but im asian and i wish i had a white gf lol
>Mom just questioned me about the stains on my socks and underwear
am I fucked guys?
Just tell her it's cum. My mom knows I jack off.
>tfw mom washes the semen shirt
>>36704655
>your mum knowing that you masturbate
Looks like she'll be crying herself to sleep for the next few years.
Am i autistic? Or Normal
>>36704630
nice bait u fucking normo
>>36704630
>doesn't score high or very high on all of them
fucking normie
You are like a baby
Damn those effective Wendy's shills. I ended up getting fast food for the first time in years because of all the snarky tweets and fanart.
Did any of you cucks get affected like I did?
honestly i'm feeling an urge to get a frosty from wendy's and i haven't felt like that in years and years
i expect porno logos will be the norm in the future of advertising
>>36704666
I'm feeling the urge to put a vanilla frosty up my ass and lap out the melted liquid
>raided the dollar menu friday and got a 4 for 4 and a frosty yesterday and fapped to Wendy a couple times this weekend
God damn marketers
>tell me something interesting about yourself anon
>tfw even in 4chan you have nothing interesting to say
I'm pretty much a blank slate.
>I'm apart of an online community of like minded peopleI've put this on my cv before
>>36704603
>On my computer is stored close to 2 terrabytes of images depicting visibly upset cartoon frogs.
>humans are the only ;iving thing known to us that has ever posten 4chan
how the fuck can you know that? oreganus
whats this "us" you're referring to? the human species doesn't have a universal shared knowledge pool, and i can promise ya that the vast underclasses of the world know a sight less than the "elite"
besides, i'm sure someone had their cat post for a lark before
>>36704784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oz3CU7VH9z
the perfect guy doesn't exis-
what the fuck is this
he's not even face enough to be a hipster. is he working for blues clues why is he counting?
>>36704560
he is /our guy/ and has his own youtube channel *IAMCYR*
he makes my femanon parts explode wit wetness of all the oceans and water sources of the eearth
https://youtu.be/o69YkAhfVKM
what an effeminate hipster
Who /Purest Ingredients, Finest Quality/ here?
>>36704531
Sorry I only drink stout and porter
alcohol is for degenerate scum normies
>>36704890
alcohol is the robot's best friend. (not too much) alcohol is a potion that turns you into a normie.
>be 21 year old fembot
>finally think i've found a nice guy at uni
>lives near me, so i can see him during the summer
>finally think i can get a bf
>out at dinner last night, it's going really well
>he tells me he's a virgin
>>36704507
Yeah what a worthless scumbag. He should of lied about it until you found out about it, then you could complain here about him being dishonest instead.
>>36704507
kys stupid worthless roastie whore
>>36704584
>>36704641
Guys this is a repost. Op is a troll.
I can't remember how to gargle
Make a 'grr' noise from the back of your throat
Tilt your head back and open your mouth
Get some water in there
Presto
>>36704475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NliAHN33oH
Hope this helps
>>36704475
Ask your mom for help, she's a pro.