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>>36705643
>in b4 a swarm of 20 years that talk about myspace and youtube and iphones

The fact that the internet wasn't around when I was a kid was the best blessing.

It's great as an adult, but I feel really sad for anyone who was raised on the internet, pretty much everyone under the age of 30.

>>36705643
When my family was wealthy and we went to Mc'Do every Friday. I was fat AF but I had so many toys.

>>36705921
>Mc'Do

Did you order a poutine as well?

Give me a good reason (other than hentaii) to watch animated japanease cartoons

*froggy you squint eyed faggot

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>>36705688
Cute!
My wife!
Girls!
Cute!

>>36705528
Would like to know this feel. I've gotten close, but clingyness never seems to last.

I want this so bad. I want a girl who genuinely cares about me and will love me as much as I love her, and genuinely show enthusiasm and affection in me.

But normies whine all the time about 'clingy girls'

It's a cruel and horrible world and I hate them

>>36705528
Horrible and they don't take to rejection well either.

/x/
/d/
/ck/
and /fa/ probably
i mainly stick

>>36705463
*i mainly stick with /r9k/ and /x/
sorry, i'm a fucking mental midget

/vp/
/trash/
/wsg/ somtimes
Lurking /a/

There's a great song that says you have to bring your own redemption, aka do whatever it takes for you to forgive yourself, otherwise there's no escape.

Doesnt even sound like you did anything too bad, but guilt is guilt

>tfw no bloody nose twitch streamer gf

>>36705433
I wonder how many people in this world hide such terrible secrets. If we could look at a person and see the worst they have done, we might think the human race irredeemable.

Don't be a dick and it'll all work out at least we'll all die

I'm a man, can I suck too???

>>36705402
"Why is this cardboard cutout of a naked man talking to me, here in the nether void?"

>>36705402
I bet that man is physcially incapable of having sex with anyone who's not a total whore and has literally never had a BJ in his life. Must suck.

basically nothing
it's a meme occupation to prove their dedication to mammon god of dollars

Well, I work in IT.

Today a disk failed in a RAID array on my domain controller. I spent a lot of the day waiting for it to rebuild only to find out the drive has errors so I replaced it and am currently rebuilding.

I also fixed some code in a website to get rid of an annoying pop pup.

I looked into an issue where someone wasn't getting an email they were expecting. Turned out to be user error.

I pointed some DNS records to a new server because we launched a new website today. I had to test things to make sure they worked.

I also tested doing a physical to virtual conversion of a server, which I'll do for real on the weekend...


Does that answer your question?

>>36705721
>which I'll do for real on the weekend
Why would you work at the weekend?

Yes. Natsume's book of friends. Well, i haven't seen the anime, but the manga is very comfy and mushishi esque. Give it a try.

>>36705312
Texchnolyze, or some weird ass spelling, dystopian nihilistic setting, but very comfy

>>36705444
>>36705401
spanks guys, I'll check em out. yeah it doesn't have to have an anime, I'm down to read manga

What the fuck are you talking about, bones are great. If everything was just skeletons there'd be no problems anymore.

>>36705225
But bones are disgusting and hard. Flesh is disgusting and soft.

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>>36705179
I'm glad others know this feel.
If you think about humans (or just complex biological life in general) in an abstract and visceral way they really are bizarre and somewhat disturbing.

FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU STUPID BEANER SLUTS

>>36705143
>>36705309
>tfw have mexican gf
Be jelly it's as good as you think.

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>>36705143
>>36705309
>>36705362
Leave my women alone if you know what's good for you, fucking gringos

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A 1959 Ford Fairlaine 500 Galaxie Sunliner convertible.

>>36705073
To be able to feel positive emotions naturally, without the aid of medication.

Superpowers, of course

Coffee. Its way cheaper too.

Coffee, duh.

a crisp vessel of clear water quaffed to chase a brisk sprint around the block

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>>36705005
>ever hooked up with a girl
no

>>36705005
I'm not that mean spirited. Nice patches pic btw

>>36705005
I don't think I do it on purpose but I feel a sense of justice when I dump a bitch

yeah. I'm, like, married to god

when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm

>>36704981
Not to you I'm not.

start recording

>>36704961
start wanking

>>36704961
>Get out of my house
>No, not you, Jaqwan