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>>36711158
that's the most retarded shit I've ever seen on this board

>>36711184
>that's the most retarded shit I've ever seen on this board
y

Rename to safe sex.

>>36711138
It's just a pretty convenient chat platform, which allows for a lot of customization. (Like, a LOT)

>>36711194
so it's for losers with no friends irl then?

>>36711138
I use it for sitting in dead servers waiting for someone else to talk.

They never do.

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What, you had them written down? What were you thinking?

>>36711133

The fact you had a "practice girlfriend" makes it obvious you're a sociopath who isn't worth dating.

>>36711172
Obviously I had them written down. What, you don't have a book of plans?

>>36711124
converse/vans, or any canvas slip on type shoes are god tier

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>>36711124
>Prove me wrong.
autost personale

>>36711124

Truth. Girls who wear flip flops are huge sluts. Painted toenails are another indicator. Red and Black nail polish especially.

>Not fat, like obese fat
>Not a slut

That's literally it.

>>36711038
>white
>smaller than me
>no more bmi than me
>look no older than 21

>>36711038
>no deformities
>not fat
>not a slut
the last one is impossible though

>>36711012
"the bar" dipshit. fucking church. a concert.

there's a great one called >>36711111

>>36711055
Concerts don't work. I've gone to at least five and getting a gf didn't happen.

An uprising would require us to socialize and work together.

>>36711066

/thread

You got your answer, end this now.

>>36711066
We can do this online though.

I just think we lazy. and lack confidence, and lack the means to actually do something.

We rather just shitpost on here. This isnt that hard. This is our limit.

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it's ya boi - asa motherfucking coon

>>36711076
>Marilyn Manson shirt
classic

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>>36710910
It's been my two boys for about three years now, I know they didn't kill only normalfags/turbonormies, and I know they weren't exactly robots, but I still am fascinated by them and wish I could honor them in some way.

I only drink a few times a year since I'm 35, like to get trashed when I do drink, and now my hangovers last several days (don't come at me with that 'drink water' shit.)

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>>36711029
>don't come at me with that 'drink water' shit
But have you tried drinking less beer?

>>36710909
Just some beer. Contemplating what it all means like usual.

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amagi brilliant park. Chillout it's only 1 lolita. she's not even the main character here. It's mainly comedy with very little romance.

Please accept spice and wolf into your life

>>36710885
same here alost done with himouto the girl with the older brother anime.
>>36710957
not op but thanks for the suggestion. you are a righteous dude.

probably going to fall off

>>36710831
So I'm not going to die?

>>36710813
The same fucking post every god damn week.

GO TO THE DOCTOR YOU STUPID FUCK!

Why the fuck would you take medical advice from a board full of self loathing NEETS. Nigga do you want to die?

>>36710800
>old eggie talked about the black pill
>new eggie hangs out with trannies, talks about bettering yourself, and repeatedly says "don't hate, elevate"

This more or less proves robots are here by choice.

eggman?

who is this guy?

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>>36712624
/r9k/ tripfriend from a while back. After years of showing us the way and the truth, he finally "cracked" last August and killed himself when he ran out of other options.

>>36710779
They don't "swear off" your gender, any more than a guy who has a gay experience in college and then marries a woman has "sworn off" men. It's just not who they are.

No. Why would I care?

>>36710779
if it makes you feel any better: consider that there are males who sworn off their entire gender

>>36710760
Kissed a friend.

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>>36710760
Sucked my own dick I guess

>>36710760
Literally where do you think you are lmao

>>36710752
>tfw no gf with chocolate colored skin

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>>36710752
>tfw no qt otaku Filipina gf

>>36710752
>they want white cock
>you are contributing to the white race by breading them out of existence
what if I am not white