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You originally do not belong here.

>>39346789
I was lying I've crossdressed and put stuff up my butt

>>39346813
that's only gay if you fantasized about chad putting it in there tho

Sounds like a bot my friend.

>>39346749
the boyfriend is gonna mug or rape you probably, aint this shit usually scams?

if it seems 2 good 2 b true probably is etc

>>39346749
If you are going to do it, then bring a gun, because it might be a scam.

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>>39346595
this is shitty meemay

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>>39346595(you)
Do you have any more pls?

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honsss

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>>39346584
Did you write this, OP? What's your experience with writing?

What's worse, being a sissy or a resentful cuck?

>>39346606
A cuck of any type

>>39346504
You blame everything on the jews but r9k they just find men more attractive than women. The only way they can find a woman attractive is if she has a cock and even you just go around saving pictures of penises. The Jews are a non entity in this situation.

>>39346504
feminized and weak people are easier to control. women are a perfect example of this, they're the worst conformists in the world. it takes testosterone to make an insurrection.

>>39346541
That's bullshit. Fags are a vocal minority

>>39346474
I spilled my piss bottle all over my bed

>>39346474
I had sex with this amazing qt.13, then i woke up

>>39346474
I had sober sex for the first time.

>>39346454
If someone opened up a "Frog and Feels" tavern, would you go?

>>39346538

I would go but then a bunch of racist hillbilly chads would show up all like "woohoo richard spencer" and the next thing I knew, I'd be in some hipster registrar of people who never get to have sex again for raping all the jews to death in ww2.

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>>39346538

...how would that be different from any other bar ?

This isn't even a quality shitpost

THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHA FUNNNY XDDdddddDD/&/"(!q/)%
HOW DO YOU COM up witrh these kidns of memes= ==!0 1WE SHOULD HAVE SCIENTISTIS researtch this kinda shit for memery purposes XdDUIDDDD!!! HAHAH!AAAAAAAAA

BLack=? head? kman? FISH??? HAHAH FIUCHSES AER SO DUNBY! XXDDD I MA SO EXISTEDE I CANT EVERN TYPE RIGHT AHHA omng you had me craking up for days UNTILO I COULD EVEN BEGIN TO WRITE THIS PIOST like omg i dont think youi KNOW HOW JUST FUNNY THIS IS HAHSASWRDOKISDUFGJHLHG LKIDSELHK BYPTN( WU#UE7

>tfw don't own a fat black man head fish

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nobody posts my images. I made some but they never get posted

>>39346607
We will spread them for you

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>>39346359
look at him, oh! look at the face

white power you idiot

>>39346383
Are you sure?

Blah blah blah

>>39346383
Its not whitepower its neo-nazi

>>39346330
Firstly get muscles, if you're fat you won't be doing shit even with a knife

>>39346330
If you cant defend yourself theyll just take your weapon. Good luck doing anything when youre getting kicked in the head. Dont escalate it past a fist fight. Also ur getting jumped by anyone in the vicinity if u pull a knife

>>39346330
And shit, if some fag calls the police u fucked up

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>>39346301
Elaborate on your goal. What do you hope to accomplish here?

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>>39346376
I will love you to our graves

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>>39346469
YOUR LOVE ISN'T GENUINE. YOU ONLY WISH TO USE ME. TO KEK ME.

>>39346134
You know that the vertices in her model are infinitely sharp?

>>39346164
I don't care, I find her to be stunning and nobody can say anything to make me change my mind.

this is why we can't have nice things, /r9k/

>16
>her mothers
>first and only love
>lasted aprox 6 min
>only i came

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>>39346112
>asking r9k this

fuck
the fuck
off

>24
>met a girl at work who I knew when we were teenagers together
>went out after work for coffee
>back to my apartment to hang out
>finally get the nerve to kiss her
>the third time this happens
>we're in our underwear on the sofa
>kissing and fully making out, sucking her tits
>she told me before she's got a copper iud
>told her I'm a virgin
>"I know"
>would you take my virginity
"of course!"
>leads me to bedroom
>finish taking off clothes
>lay down
>so weird being naked in front of a woman for the first time
>takes my cock
>rubs it at her entrance
>I'm glad it's you, I tell her
>she pushes down
>it's hot and wet and feels just incredible
>look up at her riding my cock
>I ask, can I come in you?
>between gasps she says yes, do it
>I came in her
>she held me after
>tfw married for years and if I saw her again I would do it again in a heartbeat
I never forgot her.
To this day I occasionally think of her when my wife is riding me

>>39346013
Sean Connery because he's not as popular atm

William Shatner

elizabeth ii, fuck that old whore