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Also this happens every.single.day

>>36711815
uhhhhh sounds pretty fucked uhhhh maybe you have the real chemical imbalance kind of depression? is it possible to have fun with friends like that?
or maybe you have some fucked up personal issues you need to resolve to be at peace with yourself?

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me too man. i hold a gun in my mouth loaded for five minutes every night, but my life is too good to just end it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ccssKlNqCg

this was an ok movie
the great yokai war

I wonder why they chose to spell it like yokai instead of youkai

We aren't friends here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38rPoGSr19U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZMa1CjCKuw

Except Cox is likeable and you're just a sycophant*

>>36711790
>cynical person that is unlovable
he's the only person on that show that even approaches likeable.

>>36711790
He doesn't hate his job you fuckwit.

Everyone I know tells me I'm intelligent, that I'm smart. I've always been the bright guy to other people, but I don't see it at all. I'm not smart, but my psychologist tested me IQ in the 130s. I can't be smart because that wouldn't make sense. Am I crazy? Probably, my hallucinations are getting slowly more worse and worse. Nobody knows I hallucinate, if they did I think they'd fear for me.

People who brag about their intelligence and IQ are usually losers

I'm very stupid, but with a hyper self-awareness. Stupid people unaware of their stupidity are the happiest people on Earth.

What a ugly bitch!

Men are always thought the worst of. Just because we are guys we are going to rape you???
Wtf.

>at the park with son
>hang upside down off a monkey bar and try to show him how
>lady with a 3 year old at an older kids parking smoking a cigarette case me a bad influence

Had the same problem happen with my daughter because we're relatively close in age. Had people, strangers, actually physically take her away from me because they thought I was a pervert or something.

>>36711731
They all suck and are about to get btfo in 2018 when Trump initiates plan Mexico. It will be like plan Colombia but much more hardcore. Genocide tier.

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>implying they wouldn't take my gringo ass and make some ISIS style video about what will happen if you mess with the cartel

I've seen it coming for a while now, but eventually the cartels are gonna nab some white U.S law enforcement person (ICE, border patrol, whatever) and make an absolutely awful and gore filled nightmare fuel intimidation video

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>>36711731
no speke spinich

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>>36711729
2 hours ago. I worked my families property and took a shower afterwards. Just because im a khv doesnt mean I cant clean myself

>>36711774
I also bathed 2 hours ago. Showers are really nice. Feeling clean is nice

Saturday. I really need one.

>>Even if doing this means ruining someones life as we saw a few days ago
>making shit up
shiggy diggy OP

>>36711664
>ruining someone;s life
what happened anon? i missed this

>>36711664
>a few days ago
Sauce

>lol

I don't know what to think

OP sounds like he's projecting onto the other robots on here.

>>36711694
You honestly saying there's not a ton of hungry betas floundering and catering fembots?
>>36711638
>'murrica pride fuck yeah

>>36711584
Dude, look at where you're posting. You really don't have a choice at this point. You could be anything you want. Too bad that excludes happiness.

>>36711706
i guess, yoou might even be right, but lately i haven't been so depressed, i only want to know why now of all times this random tough came to my mind, to actually kill myself?
I wasn't happy or really sad, actually i wasn't felling anything.

>>36711776
Let me ask you: Do you remember what pain feels like?

i'll slob ur knob anon

>>36711515
Fuck Grimes is so ugly. She looks like a retarded little boy

>>36711578
I thought that looked kind of like her. Is that really her?

Age 30 and I still haven't even done step 1 yet LOL

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I've never been to a wedding before.
Not even from a family member or something

>>36711471
>driving test at 20
>bridesmaid at 23
>buying a house at 29
>buying a brand new car ever
>retiring at 60
These are insane even for Chad and Stacy. Except that driving test thing, everyone should have that by 16 or 17. 20 is too old.

I'm 31 and still posting here.

I hate it here, but have no other source of human interaction and every other activity I try has been a dismal failure.

I know that feel my robot friend. At least we have each other r-right?

Why the fuck are you working a shitty job if you dont have mouths to feed but yourself? Also, why do you strive for married life? Ask any married man and youll see in their eyes the desire to be as free as you again. After the first 8 months of married life, all magic vanishes out

>>36711290
You've never met an INTP girl?

>>36711311
what's INTP?

orgellenel

>>36711384
https://www.16personalities.com/intp-personality

A couple of years ago I purchased a console fag 360, I'm still waiting for it

With paypal, I'm certain you will get your money back. What is the guys feedback like? What is the product. I have had people attempt scams when I tried to sell my macbook multiple times, but was smart. You have to be careful with high price items.

>>36711163
Probably got lost in the mail. It happens. I'd take the refund and order it from a different seller. Make sure you always check seller reviews. Check where something is shipping from too. Something coming from China is obviously not going to get there as fast as something the next state over