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ive never had a social media account


another anon hasnt either apparently

I've never beaten a Mario game

>>36713875
I've never really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yea pretty much, all you need is good math grades and to stay alive

nothing matters the world of the normalfag is devoid of all meaning. my life is like that too

>>36713828
It really doesn't. You can't use any of the work experience on a resume past college, and there really are fewer consequences for "wild" behavior. I was scared to death of asking girls out or doing anything most normies do in high school since I was deathly afraid of "consequences" like having other faggots at school spread rumors about me. That carried on over to college where I was scared to death of false rape accusations, getting a criminal record or kicked out of school and being unemployable. Now I've graduated and there's nobody left to hang out with.

19 and I associate with the Malcolm in the Middle group. I lost most friends early on so the best memories are from a little father back.

>>36713811
I associate with both, but I definitely have clearer memories of '06-'09.

Flapjack was a fucking acid trip man.

>>36713811

21 here
i couldn't give a single fuck about anything you just listed
i've been a robot since 2008

>>36713790
>Every black fembot
how many black fembots have you spoken to OP?

Because they're race traitor whores.

>>36713790
You could say the same of black guys wanting white women, couldn't you?

>>36713754
hello my dude what's up?

Becuase they're all normies and it's night (in murika, murka being the majority of most Interweb users).

Don't believe? Just compare it to r9k on 8 ch net. Aactual abnormalfaggots are few. There's like no more than five people on at once on the chans with actual weird people.

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>>36713754
But I don't have anything worth posting, OP-san

>>36713744
>I never went to a single party in college. I've never been to any parties ever. Anyone else.

yeah
another college student here, never been to a single party, never drank alcohol before

honestly I like my approach to college desu, I hate people, I don't want to party

>>36713744
i went to one college party but it was after i graduated. it seemed really fun and I felt like I missed out on a lot.

>>36713744
That's why I threw my own house parties. Never was invited so I made my own.

I've told like three doctors that I have no friends and they really don't even address the statement, could be that they don't care if adults are out socializing

Nah doc i have a 14.5 cm dick (5'7 inches) im sad with it now give me the morphine

>>36713742
No doc. How about you do your fucking job and mind your own business? Mom pays a lot for me to be here.

im cut and i dont even have a frenuleum
i wish i was a girl

>>36713756
Op here
I don't have the entire thing, just parts

It's like pleasant fire shooting through your whole penis and extending outwards through your body making you contract and writhe in pleasure. It's really hard to suppress the moans

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are you the hell talking about onigiri

anon are you on drugs

>>36713684
are these things people really eat? just eat a big wad of plain rice?

Happy birthday bro

Isiwi

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I turned 22 two weeks ago OP it doesn't get better unless you're already good, I'm on a bullet train to suicideville, the next 8 years will be worse than the last five, NEETdom is hell, do not become a NEET.

>>36713600
happy bday bud you have the rest of your life ahead of you

>>36713555
You should respect what she's going through and support her.

Also post pics. Blur out the face if you want.

It was you. You did this. She's compensating for the masculinity vacuum that defined your relationship as a way of bringing balance back to her being.

You effete little bitch.

>>36713555
Shit bro you broke her and made her gay.
And got trips.

No, damage is done pal.

Speak louder and with more confidence. Obviously.

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>>36713561
I can't, I try but my voice is just quiet.

>not even quiet but voice is just monotone and fades into the background
>can't speak over any sort of noise without shouting

>>36713430
With, obviously. The more the better.

>>36713430
With.
Good for you.

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Without. Always.

>>36713329
>hey guys im gonna draw a butt, you all draw dicks around it
That was my first post around new year of 2004 on /a/

>>36713329
Can't remember; it has been too long.
>>36713490
Sure it was, buddy.

I posted a picture of Hitler ice cream.
I don't think it got any responses

>>36713279
You should not reproduce then.

>>36713279
>Paying for her abortion.
Cuck. Should have pushed her down the stairs or something.

>killing your own offspring
>wasting the only opportunity that a worthless neet like you (and me) could have to continue your bloodline

you deserve regret.