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Hi anon, my day was alright. Supposed to be up soon but I can't sleep. One of those nights. How've you been?

>>36714356
Sup bro, hope you are well. Things are alright here, just deciding what I want for dinner. Feel like a wholesome meal; what do you think of sticky chicken drumsticks with mash potatoes and steamed carrots and peas.

How was your day

Cant stick around to chat but just feeling like i should contribute to let you know that you are worth replying to. Have a good night my dude, hope all is well on the homestead.

>>36714333
those dubs are repeating digits and people are living ironic memes

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>>36714393
im talking to a very literal extent

rather than looking at a horse and just seeing a horse.. do you ever just see a person?

not a person in the vegan sense but a horse shares so much of our DNA and when you look at similarities rather than difference your basically looking at something so closely related to us that you can imagine it having the same mind as a human (abet one with down-syndrome or on a fuckton of drugs for comparisons sake)

>>36714482
literally everything looks is the same to me.

fuck you nigger

orgelinally

>>36714235
i want to be a woman, and i want you to help me

>>36714258
Better luck next roll. Anything you guys have to add to make it original I will cut off so its not autistic.

>>36714176
Well how did you know she likes you anon?

>>36714176
She's just trying to frame you for rape.
Don't bite.

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>girl shows interest in me
>find out she's just a slut

WHY OH WHY

What kind of problems do you have with them exactly? Sounds more like you have social anxiety problems.

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>>36714168

pro tip - instead of buying garbage you don't need, just squat on the toilet

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>be me
>sit on toilet
>empty my entire bowel in 10-20 seconds
LOL just go vegan you fucking retard

>>36714166
Insects are terrible. I got bit by a tick last week and got sick from it.

>>36714207
Ticks aren't insects, they're arachnids.

>standing outside watching sky
>fucking centipede crawls over bare foot
SPOOK

do girls find him attractive or are his features too exaggerated

>>36714136
Nah, I'm gonna go to go get drunk with friends at the frat house, but uhhh, you do you I guess.

Look at this faggot it seems like his face was made in ES:Oblivion

fuck i remeber chrono trigger
I didn't need these feels, not now

>>36714115
You can book a plane ticket and be on the opposite side of the planet tomorrow.

>>36714194
It matters not if i can't swing a sword like a autist and save npcs

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>>36714087
feels bad man. I just want a qt boy to love and cuddle with

>>36714087
why don't you think so? i'm sure you could find a qt unconditional love bf if you tried!

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>>36714213
>feels bad man. I just want a qt boy to love and cuddle with
iktf desu

I've been reading more about Kaworu's relationship with Shinji, and it's more complex than it seems

like, it was never explicit in the film that the two had a homosexual or romantic relationship at all

and Kaworu only appeared for two episodes, he was by any metric a minor character

the sole reason he remains so popular even today is because of his behavior and sex appeal, something kinda weird for the p conservative 90s Japan

>>36714354
>i'm sure you could find a qt unconditional love bf if you tried!
do you honestly believe that

>>36714043
>Hungary
>pure waifu

I don't know about the others, but definitely not Hungary.

the Philippines

because filipino master race

>>36714043
Estonia. They are poor, cold, and scared of Russia.

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>>36714041
Ah, so you actually are a libertarian then.

>>36714196
kek, nice one OP

>>36714196
Reeee! Thats not real libertarianism that violates the NAP

no. lesbians love each other.

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>>36714002

at least as much as men do

>>36714002
>tfw work in a school where 90% of the staff are women
Yes they do, a lot. It's not really hate as in they break out into fights, it's the passive aggressive type of hate that eats at you and demoralizes you. I take my break inside my car now so I don't have to deal with this bullshit in the break room.

>>36713984
>shower everyday
>learn to cook
>have a decent job
>have a car and learn to drive
>have a few3 friends go out them occasionally
>have a GF
>post shit on social media frequently
>have a big wardrobe with lots of different clothes
>follow latest trending fashion

just a few pops in my mind

>>36714215
what do you do if you're 26 and can't figure out how to do most of that

>>36714230
also wondering this here is (you)

>>36713972
She's trying to brush her teeth that sweet clam jam.

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>>36713972
When she tasted her pussy i was like "what so shocking about this?" then she did the same to her butthole and i died a little.

i dont understand
what is she doing

>>36713918
I have no clue what I am seeing in that image

>>36713918
what am i even looking at? sauce?

i refuse to think sexual thoughts