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>>36714762
Why do you want to have a female body?
The only purpose of the female body is to create offspring and since you have xy chromosomes its clearly impossible for you to that.Since you dont want a female body in order to create offspring it means you want to have a female body because you have mental disorders and fetishize female gender roles.The reason you fetishize female gender roles is because your a failure as a person and you know that pretending to be female will give you an easier life thats because we live in a matriarchal society that helps females leech of stupid men.Your a degenerate worthless leech that is only useful as cum dumpster

>>36714762
I know, it seems you all do here.

I mean I guess it's no surprise then that you find it hard to believe women have aspirations above doing fuck all with their life and just being comfy.

>>36715138
Their is individual females that might have aspirations but the collective female is a parasite

>>36714755
You and me both, partner. I was always a bigger guy in high school but now that I've been graduated for 3 years I've just gradually gotten heavier and heavier with no motivation to change my life.

>>36714800
I was average in college and ever since I graduated and couldn't find a job related to my degree, my weight has gotten worse due to the stress and just overall discontent with life. I'm not sure if I can ever change because I don't know how to get motivation and keep a routine going. It really sucks man.

>>36714879

I know that feel, anon. It's tough, dude. I'm around 270, trying to lose and it's so hard to keep up the workout and eating healthy especially when I get cravings all the time.

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>I just feeI so empty

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l just feel so empty

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l just feeI so empty

>it's the people's fault the government wastes money on niggers and losers
poor ragie wagie just can't quite figure it out

>>36714647

I have anxiety, that is genuinely disabled you asshole!

how does one get neetbux

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>>36714645
It's back in the early 2000s?

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>>36714645
Hello there neighbor.

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Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

>>36714575
why would I want to live in burgerland

No good jobs in Michigan, except the UM HC at basketball or football

>not included: 200k in tax liens and complimentary bullet from trey'montous and ma'barkqious

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>>36714569
it makes me so fucking angry when women act like they can fit in on group chats

I wish they just fucked off

I'm not quite that bad. I can't use urinals but if I go into a stall I'm OK.

Me to bro, been this way for a while
It can really effect social situations
It's even extremely difficult to go in a private bathroom if people are outside or there's any pressure

Depends if I have to go really bad, I'm okay but otherwise it can be hard if its super busy.

Pooping is same, unless I really gotta go...fuck dat. I never pooped in school for a reason.

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>kimbo gone
>our nigga dead

>>36714530
All he did was beat up some losers in street fights. He wasn't that good

That sucks, he was my favorite fighter (also, the only one I could name).

>>36714664
How edgy.

Gonna need to see your body to decide

>>36714554
Agreed.

I can't tell shit by your measurements unless I see what you look like OP

Yes, you're fat as shit. At that height you should weigh only around 50 lbs. I mean Christ, look at any kid at that height. You should be ashamed.

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and by her I mean your "busty female friend" of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooVDAy8lZJE
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>>36714515
It's only been four. Fifth just started.

is there any point,they have already infested

Yeah, most /r9k/ users grew up by now.

Death of an era

>>36714425
Tall bridge,or Building

Go out in a field with s metal rod in a lighting storm

>>36714425
Don't cut yourself, cutting is a meme, even longways, it's just agonizing, and not very lethal lethal, unless you do it a certain way.

>>36714964
Do you know about how tall it would need to be too be lethal? I'm seeing different numbers on the internet

It's not coming back. Just focus on getting this banned. How did sexually mutilating infants become just the cool thing to do? Americans are fucking twisted.

>>36714534
The Jews brainwashed them into thinking it was normal.

>>36714612
That does not excuse the level of savagery it takes to do that. Could you or anyone with a moral compass carve up a baby dick? I didn't think so.

thank god i was circumcised. that looks like a pig that's beheaded by isis

>>36714404
>*penis noises*
what are these

>>36714689
lmao virgin and a roastie