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>15 years of age
>emo girl from new zealand sits next to me at lunch
>braces, perky tits, jet black hair w/ highlights, blue eyes
>too beta to make a move when she basically said she liked me
>10 years later im still a KHV
sometimes you only get one chance at life.

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>homeschooled from middle school up to graduation

Never even had a chance.

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>>36716016
>introduction to year 7
>the qt-est of all goth/emo girls in the world is in my class
>I myself am pretty emo (long black hair, skinny jeans, makeup, etc)
>literally the only two 'emo' looking people at the entire school
>constantly try talking to her
>she's the biggest bitch in the world
>but so gorgeous
>things never work out, she makes fun of me all the time
>years later
>she's fat and dating some hood rat and pregnant
>I'm better looking than ever before, relatively successful

Feels good, man.

Because they won't let me touch their butts! >:(

Bad attitudes, ghetto, ugly, and they smell bad.

>>36716145
t. someone who doesn't actually get close enough to experience any of that, let alone try to touch their butts

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>>36716009
Huh?

?????????

Origamo

>>36716315

It was a thread from a day or so ago.

>>36716334
Three threads.

>>36716005
Someone on /r9k/ could be living like this right now.

It's one thing to just sleep up there, but to go full parasite is a art, living off your host completely. I imagine you would need to live with a fat person who has lots of food, otherwise they will notice missing portions of food.

>>36716005
>tfw gonna have to live in the attic or something soon
mommy is getting upset with my boys. I can't go out in public. I just want to stay in my room.

>>36716111
>mommy is getting upset with my boys

What are you doing thats making her mad?

what u done?

>>36715987
I have 6 months jail time to serve

How have you hidden for so long?

>>36715918
Who are you and why do you want to vampirize other people's NEETbux?

>>36715926
I can spend it better than they can.

You need to post more tits obviously.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GDx3XCMls
This channel 88 rising usually has some comfy stuff, also a plus if you like Asian music (not weeb stuff particularly)

Best way to stay comfy is to over stimulate yourself. I HIGHLY recommend getting a second monitor for your pc and always have something playing while browsing or playing vidya. Play Persona 5 while watching Supernatural or something where you don't really need to pay attention. Any point where the game is slow or loading your attention goes to what's playing on the other monitor. You don't have time to think. I know I am going to get shit for this but for the past week I played league of legends/browse4chinreddit when it was loading all day everyday while watching 165 useless episodes of Naruto dubbed on the other monitor. Not encouraging either of those things but there wasn't a second of time that my thoughts could wander off into anxiety about my future.

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>>36716116
>best way to stay comfy is to over stimulate yourself.
This. No matter what I'm doing I'll go on soundcloud and listen to a lofi station. Everything by a l e x, nymano, driver and idealism is comfy as fuck

One of my personal favorites
https://soundcloud.com/worsethanthis/dont-die

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>>36715886
I got you fellow robot guy. Indian head massages, thank me later!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24EvsAQOyp4

>>36715868
Morgan?

Oreblainsk

>>36715868

At least she was a pretty girl. Did she bear you any pretty children at least...?

frigg off norman

>>36715821
Said that I own one

Same. It's good that your first interaction had some sexual tension. You should have followed up with a question about her.

>>36715821
Sounds like you handled it just fine. What are you so worried about?

>>36715711
Resignation/relief

Even though I'm only 20 they know I can't improve, so they won't feel guilty.

They'll also feel a little bit of glee because they can now say they raised a perfect family where all the kids went to college and got married. They can't feel that sense of pride while I'm around.

>>36715711
They'd be angry with me for being such a pussy.
They'd scream at my corpse that I didn't have it that bad and that I'm a jackass for doing it.
They would probably burn my corpse because they know I didn't want to be cremated, it'd
give them some sense of revenge for my "selfish" and "asocial" suicide.

>>36715711
the only person who ever loved me, my mother, would be devastated. one of the only things keeping me from doing it, even though she is largely the reason why i want to end it in the first place.

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>>36715665
>tfw no job, poor as shit and starving(no food for almost 2 days).
Pls help.

I kind of like the saying "there's dignity in all work" except porn

>>36715665
For me, it's not about feeling like some jobs are beneath you. It's just that whether or not you can function in certain workplace environments. Like someone with bad social anxiety probably wouldn't be able to handle working with customers at a fast food joint, for example.

What on earth makes you think paying to lose your virginity is a positive step forward

>>36715591
Post pics of the money otherwise you're lying

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>>36715606
LEAVE YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT I WAS GOING TO HAVE HUMAN INTIMACY FOR THE FIRSTTIME IN MY FUCKING LIFE DOYOU KNOW WHAT ITSLIKE TO BE 34 YEARS OLD WITHOUT EVER HAVING SO MUCH AS A GIRLHOLD YOUR HAND.JUST FUCKING LEAVE. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I RESORTED TO BACKPAGE FUCKING HELL

>>36715573
She's probably wearing that shirt ironically

>>36715573
well he IS the thicc candidate

>>36715573
>Leans in close
>Squints
>.......brrrraaaaaap

>>36715545
>Why do birds exist?
I am not sure. They are not very important.

>>36715545
Why do humans exist?
Why do dogs exist?
Why do cats, elephants, rats, snails, or frogs exist?

The answer to all of these is that through the course of millions upon millions of years, creatures with high survival rates and useful mutations became the species we know today.

Why does life exist?

>>36715468
Stopping the greatest lolcow the internet has ever seen. Keep dreaming kiddo, nothing can stop that beast.

We need to enlist the help of Magi-Chan.

>>36715468
Only death can stop Chris and he seems to have avoided that numerous times.