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Sativa 100%
Although a good indica is nice before bed

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for me? it's sativa

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/threadareeno

was she hot
was it any better than masturbating your dick

>>39347736
What are your thoughts about the experience?
Very original question.
And congratulations if real.

>>39347754
She was 9/10 and yes a vagina feels like it was made to hold your dick, which it was
>>39347759
After it all happened i've became actually proud of myself and now I get a goofy grin on my face.

Why is that so relevant now

>>39347972
Probably an ad campaign making the rounds.

Maybe the episode of TNG where they find Scotty just came on in reruns.

>>39347685
Proxy Paige might not be the most attractive pornstar but she's the most enthusiastic I've ever seen so that makes her top-tier.
I didn't know she did a F/TG scene though, thanks for the heads up.

Here's a link for the source if anyone wants it. https://biqle.ru/watch/-33338431_171292614

Traps are not the same thing as trannies. This is a tranny, not a trap.

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>>39347599
that depends, do you like hurting other people?

>>39347599
starbound is comfy! :)

orgianoooo

Spelunky is good, quite a steep learning curve tho

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R9k is for original posts but I'm just going to regurgitate some greentexts

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I currently have the bump banner

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Your morning rescue banner is trash

fuck off brittany, and get off my board

>>39347258
You know what feels really good?
The fact that you'll never truly be happy no matter what you get or who you're with in life.

>>39348288
Don't stoop to her level.

>>39347205
are you 5'7 like me?

How well-endowed are you? That's my main obstacle.

>>39347243
Actually, yes.
That's my exact height.

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>>39347036
Fire famalam

>>39347351
T-thanks, Anon. I'm glad you like it.

Nice. I really need to get back to making beats. I used to do it all the time

https://soundcloud.com/lloydthabartender/darknessfinalmix

https://soundcloud.com/lloydthabartender/leanintotheleft

A while back my friend wrote a trap song about Dungeons and Dragons (get it....traps) so I gave him a beat. At the time I thought it was dumb as shit and was like "here's your beat faggot" but looking back it's kind of endearing

https://soundcloud.com/lloydthabartender/disabletrap

>>39347012

>people find seks amusing
It's just chemicals you asshats

>>39347012
wwow, you must be fun at parties

>people find eating satisfying
It's just chemicals assaulting your brain you asshats

the story of the gazomboni
I built a house on a wicked hill
full with ice skating rink
I hire this old guy to take care of the rink, a guy with a real softspot for iceskating rinks
>"why do only you use this?" he one day asks
>"Why, no1 else wants to visit Wicked Hill" I reply.
>So we load up the house on top of the Zamboni and ride in2 town
soon we're getting hypey until this jackass gets on the rink and starts acting like a duck

true story of the stoic Stella:
dis dumb broad named stella keeps raising her hand in class gibbn da dumb teacher answers
"shut up Stella." I say
"what'd you say?" she asks
"I SAID 'SHUT UP'!" I scream flipping over my desk then jumping over it onto her desk.
"I'm a gargantuan giant" I scream battering my chest with my fists
I fall thru the desk and me and stella walk around
thanks stella, ur a real stoic

>>39347133
part 2: stella and I go to harass my mom (still attached the the desk).
we walk through the front door and my mom's crawling around as usual, crawling rrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyy slowly backwards
"u r a worm" stella tells my mom, then dumps me out of the desk
I think of crawling around
"don't even." stella says, eyeing my menacingly
the teacher busts in through the window on a vine, but swings back out.

>marriage in 2017

why are normie cucks so STUPID?

>>39346980
There's a guy here who's van is full of stuff and I've seen him talk to I guess his ex to in the van(can't have guess). At that point, I guess just get castrated

>>39347076
well, he did better than me when it comes to getting his intimacy needs met and having experienced whatever degree of love that he did go though

im a 26 kv incel

i cant wait for technological unemployment to turn the world into venezhuela

>>39346913
>caring what some bottom of the barrel nigger whore prefers

I'm good

>>39346913
I don't because I actually have a decent sized dick. In fact I want it shorter because it causes me problems. I'm a straight bottom and I've literally had guys pull down my pants and go full submissive on me saying "Okay now I just HAVE to be fucked by that." Then they get fucking mad at me for not fucking them. That's no what I signed up for bitch. We agreed you would fuck me now do it. Then of course the mood is fucking gone at that point.

By not having sex, ever.

>>39346882
Dear L.,
how have you been doing lately? I think I'll never be able to stop thinking about you every now and then. A shame it had to end like this, I've never had a friend like you, I still cherish the time we spent together. There's so much I want to tell you, yet so little time and space. I feel so conflicted, whether I should openly confront you, you know, I want to know the truth, I've told you how important truth and honesty are to me, yet you brazenly lied to me for all the time, which is the main reason why I've decided that we can't be friends any longer, or if I should just leave you be and finally let you go. I feel so sorry for you, so many bad things happened to you, this dark and evil world has tainted you. You're so torn apart on the inside, so vulnerable. I sometimes wish I could still be there for you, there's so much good inside you. I feel like I have abandoned you, but I had to do it, for my own good, I can't dedicate my life to others. I just want you to know, even when you barely remember me anymore, when I'm nothing but a mere footnote in your life, you'll always be my big sister.
Your little brother, J.

Bumping this tread just because

bumping this because I too enjoy reading and commenting on these

>>39346851
I got bad news for you anon. It could take years to get over a girl like that

>>39346851
Is that her sole? It's really pretty. IDK why you'd leave a pair of feet like that.

Anyway, you sound like a manchild afraid of growing up. Deal with it by growing up. Mature.

>>39347973
yes. her soles may be pretty.

but i know if I contacted her again it would be a whole lot of drama again.