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British YouTube vlogger Lucy Moon is asked the question "how to cope with the feeling that everyone is having sex around you" her answer will solve all your problems, it's so simple robots
https://youtu.be/fkYI0-kfcJM 16:10 in this video.
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>>36720204
This video sums up why I hate women
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>people make videos of themselves eating meals and other people watch them
at least I'm not as pathetic as either of these people so thanks Lucy that cheered me up
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>>36720204
Nice fem-mustache
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im fucking sick of flirting with the idea that one day ill be happy. im sick of thinking "hey, maybe if i buy the clothes i wanna wear, or get the hairstyle i want, or the body that i want, or maybe if i get a girlfriend ill finally be happy and satisfied with life". im fucking sick of this shitty life that ive lived for the past 19 years, sick of the fake backstabbing friends, sick of the lies ive been told, im sick of living. im calling it quits, im too much of a pussy to keep trying. what's the quickest way to end your life /r9k/? i dont give a flying fuck about pain, i just want this nightmare to be over. how do i kill myself effectively?
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>>36720134
You're a fucking child going through teenage angst, try living in the real world for more than a year before complaining about how you're already sick of life
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>>36720287
>real world
brainwashed by society
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>>36720287
OUT IN THE REAL WORLD
IN REAL TIME
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I HATE BEING IN LOVE
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You cant be in love if he/she is dead desu
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>>36720092
You can't be in love if you've never talked to her, anon.
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I wish i was in love ive never felt it before
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Who /tightforeskin/ here?
>tfw can't pull it back past the glands
feels bad man
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>>36720021
I had that as a kid, keep stretching it occasionally when you happen to have it available
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>>36720021
>pull it back past the glands
>glands
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same, it's so bad the head of my pee pee is burning red
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Reminder that normie girls are the only good girls. Fem"bots", emo girls, depressed girls, traps ect are all a bunch of ticking time bombs that should be avoided at all costs. Your only choice is to go normie or go home.
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OP is right on the money here, people.
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>>36720018
This is true but all of the other ones you listed are a lot more fun to be around than normies.
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>>36720018
Not sure why you even consider a trap a female you are also a massive faggot for saving and posting a pic like this.
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>discords
>dramas
>tripfags
>ecelebs
Where were you when /r9k/ turned into high school?
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>>36719996
other imageboards. considering going back, but there's some cool shit on here every now and then
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>>36720035
Wrong. There hasn't been anything "cool" here since 2014. This is now a dumping ground for redditors, underagers and faggots
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>>36719996
I really fucking hate this boards tripfags
/cgl/ and /fit/ the only ones worse
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/POL/ STOP INVADING /R9K/ WITH RACE BAIT THREADS, ALSO WEAK-MINDED ROBOTS WHO FELL FOR /POL/s SHIT, GET OFF OF THIS BOARD. THIS IS /R9K/ WE ONLY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>board names in caps in the OP
>normie/non normie newfaggotry shit
>2017's /r9k/ (or perhaps even 4chan)
it all adds up
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last line ruined it
66666666666666666666699th
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>>36719986
>/pol/ are the ones race baiting
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>tfw my mom is pissed at me cause she thinks I stole 5 bucks from her and is now ignoring me after calling me a "parasite" and a "drunk loser"
>my dad's been ignoring me and subtly being a dick to me ever since he called the cops on me for "hitting" him
>I'm a broke NEET and am gonna be broke until payday which is 17 days away because I lent money to the wrong people
>wanna change my name before I get a job so I have to wait around 2 months for that(that's how long a change of name takes)
>know that I probably won't be able to change my name anytime soon since I spend all my money on booze
>know that even if I change my name I probably still won't get a job cause I'm too lazy and drink too much
>know that I'm probably gonna live with my parents untill they kick me out
is there any better option than suicide?
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What is your current name?
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>>36719946
sometimes when I feel bad about my life I come here and read stories like this and it cheers me up. Thanks for being a complete failure anon, you really helped
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>>36719971
it's the same as my dad's and I don't want anybody to associate me with that dickhead...
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Who else sucks at making threads? I have shit I wanna talk about but I do a piss poor job at starting a conversation
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>>36719898
By being so general I guess
If you posted an actual topic instead of asking for attention people might respond, but I guess that's just what /r9k/ is anyway
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>reply to a new thread
>someone snaps at you, type a reply/don't even type one and just leave the thread alone
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>>36719898
that may be me. I like to reply and chat it up but really, it's all at the mercy of the posters on here actually starting the threads. i should think about interesting opening posts more often, thanks OP.
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>Realize I'm a loser
>Hit the gym
>Started forcing myself to go out
>Stopped playing games with online friends
>Started talking to people more
>Read a shitton of books on social interaction, how to get wimminz, etc.etc.
>Got a social life
>It's nice
>Got gf, not virgin anymore
>Like 6 people told me I've changed a fuckton in 3 months
If I can do it, you can do it.
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>>36719863
Good for you; you don't belong here any more.
FUCK OFF.
I have tried that and failed. I go to the gym every fucking day and yet women continue to reject me.
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>>36719863
What reading do you recommend norman?
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>>36719863
Actually >>36719931 is correct
Everytime you visit here you risk undoing all the progress you've made.
It's time to leave 4chan.
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TODAY, the highlight of my day will be visiting a massage parlor
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>>36719848
I mean that's just sounds like a good day. Getting a massage is better than sex (if you have sex more frequently).
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>>36719848
>>36719866
dammit now I want a massage but I'm already 1 massage in debt
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>only massage place near me is a shitty mall one ran by chinks
I dont know if they're actually massagenests or if they've just used yellow priveledge to trick white people
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>Chad beat up my favorite beta orbiter just to impress me
Any other fembot know this feel?
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>Chad doesn't beat up my beta orbitors because he's actually a nice person
>he just laughs at them and lets them buy me more gifts while fucking me daily
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>>36719774
I never got beaten up by Chad before but I actually got chased away by one in middle school when I was trying to court a girl with fat tits.
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>>36719774
>tfw my orbiter beat up Chad
What? Do I bf him now? WTF
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Hi brother say hit to my boyfriend
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>>36719681
Hey
I'm going to be at the arcade.
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Yo what's hippity hoppin my Afro-American friend Dontravius?!
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>>36719681
>The USA will be a glorious sea of mixed mud brown in your lifetime
I dare you to name a comfier feel.
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Why don't you try out serial killing?
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I just want to get old and make bombs. Nobody suspects the kind old gardener.
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>>36719651
i killed two bowls this morning XD
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>>36719688
But, people do expect an old gardener who posted his plans on 4chan.
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Who else has all three of the robo trifecta here?
>acne
>manlet
>balding
Truly living life on the most challenging difficulty.
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the robot trifecta is manlet, dicklet, and hairlet
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>>36719602
>acne
not as bad as it used to be but I still get pimples occasionally
>manlet
5'5
>balding
hair is starting to thin a bit, only a matter of time before it's noticable. I'm 21.
Truly we were born to suffer.
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>>36719618
Well if you re a hairlet and not a facelet you can get by.
I think it's manlet, facelet and dicklet