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Are you some kinda baby that didn't ever have friends? Who cares

this.happens.way.to.often.
But then I remember to believe, that we are all the same to him - but not giving a shit

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>tfw people walking behind me can see my baldspot as I walk to lectures

>>36723731
for guys
>having to deal with rejection from women as ugly as you who will want to marry you in their 30's

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>The Tab
More like "The Roast", amirite fellas?

>>36723731
HAHAHAHA
She's not even bad, but she probably hangs out with 9/10 babes and gets ignored when approached by a group of chad's cause she is the least attractive.
Boohoo I don't get hit on by Chad.

>tfw I'm the weird guy that hits on her while her friends are talking to CHAD. 6/10 girls are much less intimidating.

>>36723706
When was this? If it wasn't long ago, you could make up some excuse and try again.

>>36723777
>When was this? If it wasn't long ago, you could make up some excuse and try again.
About a month ago
Is it too late

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F1ssqyno5q

all I can do

>bowl of cereal
>poptarts
>Mac and cheese

>Taco Bell
>Pollo Tropical
>Wendy's

>mac and cheese
>basic breakfast foods (eggs and bacon)
>soup

I'll start

>Last 3 meals (if you skipped a meal, list the one before that)
Bacon & scrambled eggs, pizza, popovers & pour-over coffee

>Top 3 fast food restaurants
McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King

>Name 3 meals you can cook
Any breakfast shit involving eggs, chicken & rice, pasta

Let's see:

A pre-prepared pizza
Potato-Soup from a can
Instant Noodles

>>36723649
why don't you pee on me miss pee scientist??

>>36723666
Satan getting peed on is gross, don't you know that

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>>36723692
no, it's cute, what are you talking about
pls

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>mom is good looking
>dad is a poor ugly manlet
why. Just why.

>>36723645
I'm sorry son

>>36723645
My dad is reasonably handsome. He worked hard, got into an ivy league school and made a lot of money as an engineer. Then he married my mom who is pretty good looking.

I turned out very handsome and it's helped my life in so many ways even though I did nothing to deserve it. People are nice to me...sometimes girls approach me when I go dancing even though I suck at dancing and socializing. Having low self confidence is bad enough for me...I dunno what I'd do if I was ugly too

>>36723596
>implying those aren't both Stacey tier

If her friends are sluts, so is she

They're both stacy, the right one just hasn't taken off her top yet

there is no such thing as human rights.

>>36723594
there are no such things as basic rights

>>36723602
>>36723607

There are, and being comfy is one of them.

>>36723575
>Why are the post-fap feels so blissful?
never experienced this desu

>tfw cumming to feet femdom
It feels so good but I feel guilty immediately after I cum. Fuck, just thinking about it is making me hard.

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>>36723609
I don't know what he's talking about but I always feel satisfied after finding really good fap material. I wouldn't call that a state of bliss because you can't really get that without drugs or having a very fulfilling life. And I don't consider finding some good porn very fulfilling.

Oh thats cool, i dont find women attractive anymore. Bye

>>36723330
I have a girlfriend.
an original girlfriend

>>36723330
She's still cute

Oregano

yeah most non virgin men do it 2

>>36723276
I just watched this last night OP, are you me?

And yeah, they most likely do. Korine was a 19 year old twink faggot when he wrote it but he definitely could capture how kids talked and the type of shit they talked about, you don't hear that often about ''fucking a retarded girl with a phat ass and braces on her legs''

looks scripted garbage

I'm scared I'm next.

My doc just told me a couple months ago that I'm prediabetic and it scared me for the first couple of weeks but I'm back to eating garbage again.

>>36723231
Type 1 or 2?
Type 1 bloke myself

>>36723497
You lack self-discipline.

>>36723190
Why cant you tell him?

>>36723301
Because I can't tell anyone about my tranny feelings

>>36723190
Does he have a problem with trans people or is it just your own personal issue?

>>36723168
I wouldn't know. That's as far as I've ever gotten

>>36723168
yes, having sex with the girl you love and then fall asleep with her in your arms.

>>36723187
But I am too autistic to approach her, so this is pretty close right?

We all die alone, dumdum

>>36723161
You sound distressed, and crazy

When you're in those last few hours or those last few seconds you're going to realize that even in the conclusion of your life, it will still be now, and you'll need to face that now when it comes.