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Because women don't make the moves but guys do.

Men need only a small number of cues to be interested in a person.

Women need a large and complex amount of cues to be interested, typically appearance isn't enough unless it's outright exceptional

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please date me anon
you sound so cool

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>having a search history
>using jewggle and not duckduckgo
lol, enjoy when the Powers That Be create a supercomputer that steals your sentience anon

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Here is mine dudes

>>36724145
>>36724249
Why do you people use chrome

secondlife is the correct answer

Heroes of the storm. They main Nova.

My mom likes harvest moon and animal crossing

Pics or it didnt happen
Originalus

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>>36724023
Do it anon.
We believe in you.
Also, pics or didn't happen

i live in europe too. that's not really normal per se. might be in some families though, probably nothing wrong with that

more like well done to your father for salvaging his bloodline. 5'11 is a perfectly acceptable height and if you're that insecure you could probably just tell people you're 6'0 too, they won't know.

stop falling for the memes

I do have a big thick dick though. So I guess my mom took that into account?
I don't know, really makes me think, because I don't know why she would bring a manlet into this world

>>36723958
I appreciate that, but I don't know, people say I'm short sometimes. A lot of girls want 6'2'' guys and even manlets have said I'm short as if to imply I'm one of them
Had one girl reject me for a 6'2'' guy and another girl reject me for a 6'1'' guy
Pretty much the only times where I started to get close to a girl and they considered dating me

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LUL this is what I get for trying to be hopeful on /r9k/

>>36724001
it's just been 5 minutes man. anyway, bike or bicycle ?

Good for you.
Now leave.
Origgi

>>36723915
>TRY TO SHAKE HAND WITH THE CASHER , FAIL TO DO IT , SHAKE HANDS WITH THE COOK THEN SHAKE HANDS AGAIN WITH THE CASHER
>ULRTA AUTISM KICKS IN
>GO AROUND THE PLACE AND SHAKE EVERYONES HAND BEFORE GOING OUT AND BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE NEAREST CORNER

God my sides, you gave me a good laugh bro, how did the people look at you?
Just amazed or in disgust?

>>36723915
you're funny.
But I do that too.
Without shaking hands

>>36723939
they were all so uncomfortable it was just too fucking awkward for them and as i was finishing shaking the first guy i saw the other guys , instead of taking the decision of just leaving i just continued my autism

Are you kidding? This is the perfect casual shoe. Nothing autistic about it

>Nike
>Autistic

You do know that Nikes are some of the most normalfag shoes out there right?

>>36723910
They look like normal shoes

Chad would probably wear them

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Pepe you fool, I told you.

>Tell me, what has been done to you?
>What are you going to do with this life now?
>Do you believe it's already too late for gf?
>Don't you think that this world move's for you as well?

bumperinornrro3003

A thread with a decent potential wasted thanks to the normans..

Gotta say no homo when you meet them so it's not gay

They look worse in person than they do in pictures.

They're not attractive in person. They fool people online in still shots with camera magic. No legitimately straight person falls for a "trap"

>>36723804
Read SIEGE by James Mason.

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>>36723804
because it fulfills a need, for community and kinship with fellow robots. However, there are negative consequences to this baord, as you have identified. When you try to quit, you try to escape the bad but have nothing to relapce the good with. thus you find yourself returning because you have yet to healthy fulfil your need for community.

Here's the volta. You're a robot. Yu'll never find thatt community. The universe doesn't owe you happiness. Suffer with r9k or suffer without it. Either way you suffer. Sorry.

>>36723804
>discover 4chan 5 years ago
>discover/r9k/ two years ago
>discover that I'm a robot
>spend hours every day wallowing in self-pity
>get bored of this cancerous board and leave
>improve a little, still KHV though
>get stressed and feel lonely
>before I realize I'm on /r9k/ again
>fuck

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>>36723787
>tfw n0 private tracker bf

i'm on HDB. send me contact info

>>36723787
>tfw you meet a qt Norwegian guy on /r9k/ who is on private trackers like you are

>>36723771
Have you tried emulators?

>>36723835
Yes I want even that far I downloaded every GBA,NES and Gamecube game from a torrent.

I think games just don't do it anymore, I used to play LoL from pre-season till Season 3 and I was pretty good (Diamond 1 was highest league back then), I didn't enjoy it gameplay wise but I tried to compensate for my lack of skills in real life.

The thing is I have nothing else to do without games, I either browse /r9k/, /v/ or /g/ and shitpost, the day pass by doing nothing.

>>36723896
Have you tried wagecucking?
If yes,then why don't you try finding a decent job?
There might be some jobs out there that aren't wagecuck and don't have a strict requirement.

>>36723769
I think that soon everything will change, the world is acting weird in the last years. Either aliens will visit us, or some godly prophet will appear.

Either way I'm ready to fight, you should also get ready, it will be your chance to make them pay.

It will happen

Dude I don't even jerk off to women. I mainly look at futanari, I jacked off one time to a picture of an anime chick without a dick recently, like first time in years

>>36723769
No, I feel jealous.

Why won't Chad fuck me? Is it because I'm ugly? Is it because I have a funny accent? Is it because I have a benis?

I can't control that, ok? I'm doing my best, I swear I'm doing my best...

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>can dislocate my thumb
>beat box with my testicles

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Wait, are there people who can't wink?

>>36723759
can you wiggle your ears?

preemptive orig