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This is a beautiful world, and we are all beautiful people
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>>36724669
renoir's paintings could best be described as pedophilic idealizations of an innocent nature which has never existed
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>>36724669
I agree with the world part but not the people part. Humans are cruel and disgusting creatures.
T. Human
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It'd be more beautiful if there was weed growing everywhere
>ordered a pizza for breakfast
>hour after eating it
>just sitting here angry as fuck at myself
>not going to eat anything the rest of the day because I had way more than my calorie limit
>will probably wake up tomorrow morning, groggy as fuck, not giving a shit and get fast food again
>will then be extremely fucking angry at myself the rest of the day
>this cycle has gone on for months
HOW DO I END THIS
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Start excercising nigger. Make your brain release endorphins and change what you do for 1 hour
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>>36724728
Exercising is only a tiny fraction of weight loss. Hours of work to burn a few hundred calories at best when I could just not eat that in the first place
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>will probably wake up tomorrow
Why do I feel this so badly
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The lowest you ever sank.
I went to a therapist with my mom when I was nineteen because she thought I needed to handle my "anger issue".
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>>36724636
sucked my own dick. hgdx
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Self-admitted to the suicide/psych ward.
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Paid money to suck a trans escort's dick. Cried on the drive home.
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Four day work week edition
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fit is better than brit. prove me wrong
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>early
>shit edition
Why so thirsty for attention OP?
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>>36724587
>Thinking of our new PM
Godly.
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I have thousands of messages with someone and scrolling manually feels like it would take a long time given my slow computer and this new messenger shit,.
how do i get to the beginning quickly?
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>uses Kikebook
NORMIE!
No, in all honesty I have one too, literally for one person from jr high who was nice to me and to keep track of how all the chads are doing.
They are surprisingly successful. Certainly not working for me as I was promised.
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>>36724543
Hold the Home button, retard.
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>>36724622
what does that mean?need an original comment
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To be honest, I dont get why people seek companionship, love or some shit like that. It seems like a drug. You take it, feel high and love yourself, feeling like nothings ever gonna take this away.
And then you or your partner/friend makes a mistake. You suddenly run out of product and wake up at the reality of your situation. What you have sacrificed, what you have done to keep that drug in your system for as long as possible.
I guess what I'm asking here. If all good things come to an end, why even start it in the first place?
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>>36724537
Then why your mom and father is bounded by love and care ?Fuck off nhilis
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>>36724599
My dad left for a married woman who left him for her husband so he found and married a single mom with 2 kids while not giving a shit about me
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>>36724537
You obviously haven't felt true love then.
>I would die for oneitis
>I would kill for oneitis
>I would starve for oneitis
>I would go into slavery for oneitis
>I would an hero for oneitis
>I would go into debt for oneitis
>I would runaway for oneitis
>I would be submissive house wife for oneitis
>I would be cucked for oneitis
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Looks
Money
Status
Where do you rank? This is your worth.
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>>36724526
Really low on all 3
:(
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>Average face and body and quite slim
>Don't make much
>Not popular or known
>Still SOMEHOW JUST SOMEHOW obtained and older mommy as my GF
HOW FUCKING HOW?
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>>36724526
>good looks
>below average money
>borderline non-existent status
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Appearance and Anatomy of Scooby-Doo 2017-05-02 06:28:03 Post No.36724433
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Appearance and Anatomy of Scooby-Doo
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Scooby is brown from head to toe with several distinctive black spots on his upper body and does not seem to have a melanistic mask. He is generally a quadruped, but displays bipedal 'human' characteristics occasionally. Scooby also has opposable thumbs and can use his front paws like hands. He has a black nose and wears an off-yellow, diamond-shaped-tagged blue collar with an "SD" (his initials) and has four toes on each foot. Unlike other dogs, Scooby only has one pad on the sole of each of his feet (so that it was easier to draw in the Scooby-Doo Annuals).
Scooby has a fully prehensile tail he can use to swing from or press buttons. Both his head and tail are malleable and useful as a communication aid or creating a distraction.
Creator Iwao Takamoto later explained that before he designed the character, he first spoke to a Great Dane breeder, who described to him the desirable characteristics of a pedigree dog. Takamoto then drew Scooby as the opposite of this. He said "I decided to go the opposite [way] and gave him a hump back, bowed legs, small chin and such. Even his color is wrong."
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>>36724433
What are you smoking nigga
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>>36724433
Ok, /b/.
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Penetrate my inter-galactical asshole daddy
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Anybody got any crackhead stories? 2017-05-02 06:25:56 Post No.36724403
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Anybody got any crackhead stories?
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>be last year
>24
>live alone
>standing in my kitchen making popcorn at like 2 in the morning
>sliding glass door behind me that leads to backyard
>hear rustling in my yard
>look outside just in time to see something running towards me full speed
>dude crashes through my shitty sliding glass door and into my kitchen yelling
>almost have a fucking heart attack
>skinny guy obviously on crack in his late 40's with long greasy hair is now screaming and bleeding in broken glass on my kitchen floor
>run upstairs for my gun
>come back down and he's gone
>call the cops and they picked him up a block away
>literally picked him up cause he cut a vein on my glass door and bled out in the street
>mfw my popcorn burnt
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>>36724403
>be me
>try adderall for the fuck of it about a year ago
>have experimented with a shitton of amphetamines and b2 agonists as well as cocaine since then
>trying crack next week
what am I in for fampais?
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Lmao fucking drug addicts kill yourselves
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>>36725100
You can smoke unlimited amounts of crack without getting addicted if you smoke it in a 1:1 proportion with meth.
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ENJOY LIFE , ya beautiful basterds!!
life has already started, what are you waiting for to be happy?
don't wait for school to be over, or for your job to start, or when you get that promotion, or when you retire---enjoy it RIGHT NOW!!
why to enjoy life?
because its fuckng rare, and beautiful, i mean how lucky we are, to be on one in a billion planets which holds life, how lucky are we to be alive, and conscious---
How to enjoy life?
appreciate the beauty in everyday life, see the humor in life, appreciate the beauty of amazing people around you
WONDERFUL SONG to make you grateful for life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeWb1Z2hCgg [Embed] [Embed]
be thankful that such amazing music exists!!
so for a moment, lets stop constantly arguing over things online--its pointless, it doesn't change anything our real day to day lives, for a moment, lets just appreciate life--lets just be happy for being present on this beautiful planet, at a beautiful time!!
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is this what MDMA looks like through the internet ? anyway can't hate on your positive style brah. you enjoy life as well!
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>>36724440
listen to the song mate, you'll love it--it'll bring you joy, even if momentarily
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>>36724480
about to watch sunset and smoke a joint. though, I'll save the link for later just for you.
>>36724376
Are you fucking serious? Can't you look at the catalog before making a thread? Idiot.
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>>36724422
there are no server links in there my man
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>>36724462
And there won't be any here either, we are finally getting rid of this cancer from this board.
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>>36724820
discord cancer? just looking for some people to shoot the shit with
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Designated thread for discussing cutebois, sissies, and feminine penis.
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go to your board fucking faggot
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>>36724352
I'm really hairy and the constant shaving is tiring me, what do?
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>>36724402
Epilation?
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A what age did you accept the fact that you were ugly? 2017-05-02 06:22:40 Post No.36724344
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A what age did you accept the fact that you were ugly?
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20 for me, it may seem late but I thought I was ugly because I was lazy.
Even after trying my face was still fucked and I stopped searching excuse for my ugliness
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im a girl so i could still lose my virginity, but it will always be a desperation fuck with me
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18, my then-bf said that I would look better with a GSW for a face
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>>36724344
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always thought I was good looking because I'm a tall North Atlantid gymcel with a full head of hair but I realised my maxilla is hideously recessed which throws off my entire face
I'm gonna need about 30Ks worth of plastic surgery to be able to look at myself in the mirror for more than a few seconds at a time again
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Woman Hate Thread? Bitch could've waited until they got home.
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Moron Chad could've proposed privately at home too.
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>>36724321
I will never understand the "making a huge fucking scene to propose" meme.
this is what happens.
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>>36724337
This, not everything is the fault of women.
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Me:
>6/10 face
>Fit with a little muscle, but not buff
>5'7.5
>Somewhat confident if I try
>Decent job
>Have an average car
>College degree
>Funny and can have interesting conversations if I try
I was wondering if these are reasonable standards:
Looks:
>At least 7/10 face + skinny or normal weight body
>>At least 6/10 face + at least 2 of the following:
>Slender waist relative to rest of body (Required)
>Big boobs
>Big ass
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>>At least 5/10 face + at least 3 of the following:
>Slender waist relative to rest of body (Required)
>Big boobs
>Big ass
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>>At least 4/10 face + at least 4 of the following:
>Slender waist relative to rest of body (Required)
>Big boobs
>Big ass
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>No curly hair
>No neon dyed hair
Personality:
>No daddy issues
>Doesn't have Bipolar, Borderline, or Narcissistic personality disorder
>Has healthy amount of empathy
Beliefs:
>Christian or open to checking it out
>Politically neutral, conservative, or an apathetic moderate liberal
>Somewhat culturally conservative / traditional
Other:
>Wants kids
>4 sexual partners or fewer
>No kids from another man
Feel free to post yours and have people weigh in on them.
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Dude shut the fuck up nobody cares and you're probably gonna die alone anyway
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If we were not in Kali Yuga, yes.
Now you have to deal with pic.
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>>36724310
>5'7.5
>having standards
Lmao when will they learn?