Women? Sex? What's so great about those things? Just focus on your training Anon!
>>36725527
Okay, sounds good, Goku
>>36725527
T-thanks Goku. You're the man.
>>36725527
I gave up on training because of my autism and white people
Well /r9k/, what's your verdict on this stupid new meme that /pol/ has concocted?
Is having a daughter the ultimate form of being a cuckold? You raise this sweet little girl for 18 years or so, paying for everything, just for some Chads to come around and fuck the shit out of her and get her knocked up.
>>36725468
Not if you're a good father
>>36725468
>Guiz is having sex with women cuckholding?
>Is putting my penis inside a womans vagina pretty much the same as getting cucked?
>Guys is having children with a woman gay?
>Guys is sucking on a womans clit basically just as gay as deepthroating a penis?
The mental gymnastics you gay people have is astonishing.
It's 2017, it's ok to be a bisexual degenerate, now fuck off.
>>36725468
>Chads
worse if it's a nigger
Can a qt mexican girl please be my gf?
I promise I will be very polite and treat you very nicely :3
>yfw you'll never rescue her in the nic of time from zeta death squads ready to peel her face off.
>>36725524
If you don't stay away from MY women, it will be your face that will be peeled, pendejo.
>>36725422
You still didnt find anyone yet OP?
>white co-worker begins spouting IQ statistics
I want to stab this fucker in the face so much, not only is he an obnoxious white faggot that can't stop pestering me but now he's a racist obnoxious white faggot
If he continues this shit I will complain to HR that he called me a nigger to get rid of him
>>36725400
>committing more crime
>proving statistics right
>>36725400
So you're a dumb nigger, then?
statistics be rayycist an shieeet
I just took 10 of these (30mg vyvanse)
What am I in for?
I took one of those in ibiza
>>36725251
Getting shit done
>>36725532
But my gf is coming over and we're supposed to fuck. My dick has never been limper :(
>work at McDonalds
>no gf
>fat
>5 ft 7
why haven't I killed myself
>>36725223
>use you're McDollarydoos to get a gym membership
>actually go to gym
>No longer fat
>Confidence
>???
>gf
>>36725296
can't fix ugly, bro. Now drop and give me 300.
>>36725223
Yea that's shitty. Work on little things. One by one.
Start by not eating trash, at all.
Go to the gym. That helps your confidence.
Stop wasting your freetime
Find a hobby that is productive/constructive.
It takes little steps, one by one, and don't be harsh with yourself as you are trying to improve yourself.It will not be hard to feel much better about yourself. Trust me.
Would it be possible to pay a girl to act like my ex-girlfriend?
With enough money.
Bitches do anything for money, and lying is what they're good at.
>>36725130
No, you use tumblr. Go ask some fag there, retard.
>>36725130
how much, and how do they have to a act?
What the hell is wrong with kids under 10 these days?
They're all glued to a screen 24/7 and have a meltdown without their minecraft videos and fidget spinners.
Not to mention they're all sensitive little snowflakes.
Who's fault is this?
The reason is because the republicans lost the last 10 years.
>>36725066
This is all becauseOP is a fag
>>36725066
>tfw you`re almost mid twenties and you act like this
fuuuuuuuug
now that the dust has settled, who wins?
I had no friends, so PSX for comfy JRPGs.
Nintendo obviously. Why get a ps4 when I can just play pc games or xbox
>>36724912
PS1 obviously
hello robots, I need help to memorize a Shakespeare sonnet, number 45. you will be given many tendies and good boy points.
>>36724893
you just be yourself bro
>>36725256
TRUUUUUUU LMAO
TRUUUUUUU
>>36724893
Memorizing shakespeare? What are you in 8th grade?
There's postcolonial studies, women's studies, queer studies but there doesn't seem to be any study you can take that resolves around bitter virgin losers.
>>36724853
You guys are massive pussies. There's people who interact with the most dangerous parts of life but you guys are literally afraid of even the most basic shit. 1st graders have more balls than you.
that's a surprisingly good point. then again going off how reclusive the average forever alone is and how embarrassed they are by being total losers it would be hard to have a big study.
>>36724901
No shit why are you here again? You think robots don't how pathetic they are? Do you get off on telling losers how much of a loser they are?
I need a qt Aryan girlfriend right now!
All Aryan girls are being dicked by Ali and Mohammad. Pic related is lost anon, face it.
>>36724828
But are you deserve on?
>>36724936
Probably not but I'm working on it.
>>36724926
But can a beaner like me get one?
I love you /r9k/. You've been there out for me for all those years. Lets have a nice, comfy music thread. Where we could all sit and enjoy this moment.
Here's some nice music for you, guys.
https://youtu.be/vMoQI9dWJ1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MrbEp-Qv3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpDFXy_s0w
my comfy go to.
>>36724787
sounded pretty generic at first. when it built up steam it had some interesting melodies and rhythms, not necessarily my style but I think it's pretty good objectively speaking
throwing in something as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQAZ1Ok05A0.
This man comes up to you and asks you if he can feel your muscles.
What do?
>>36724691
Say only if you show me whats in your little blue bag.
proceed to do 69/squats
>>36724691
totally down he seems like a nice friend, but if he reaching down low I'm a reach for my piece quicker
>>36724691
Ask him to rob some houses with me la!
>>96
Could someone explain how nearly all of 4chan turned prison-gay literally overnight
i was born this way anon
>when you realize you are here forever and that the only compassion you've ever received is from the other men on 4chan whom also call you faggot with great frequency
pretty much flips the gay switch to 'on'
>>36724687
Repression depression