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What was the Black Pill that irreverisbly changed your life, r9k?

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Post your most effective bait and the board you use it on. Can be images or text.

I'll start with a classic (used on pol)

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Well robots, I think I'm ready to become an hero. It's been a long run, but it's time to put that to an end. So here's my question, robots: if you were to an hero, what would you listen to while doing it, and why? I'll go first

>https://youtu.be/9VL2HVx6PQk

I choose this song because it inspires a sense of awe, a sense of innocence and contentness that I haven't felt in a long time. And when I look around, all I see is the world descending into madness. I don't see that same feeling in the world around me, and if I'm going to die, I want to die feeling as peaceful as possible.The ride must end sometime, so it might as well end now.

Now, it's your turn.

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Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern, fellow anons! Pull up a chair, enjoy the fire, and remember - it's afternoon somewhere!

Feel free to share a feel, just have a drink, or just enjoy the ambience. We've got a jukebox in the corner or if you're into it, we've got a piano I can unlock on request.

As always, dubs are a free drink.

Let me start the jukebox off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an_QJ7rCmEw

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>you get a decent job and start moving up the ranks
>it's replaced by a robot and you're let go

What will you do?

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Come and chat my fellow rabbits.

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How well does this image describe you?

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For ten years, there have been several /b/ threads where people debate whether traps are gay, share trap porn, and post pictures of their shaved legs. Please use them instead.

Trap threads manage to be considerably more obnoxious than regular porn threads, because people spam boypussy and girl (male), abuse spoilertext, punctuate with tildes, and ERP with one another. As far as OC to traffic ratios are concerned, they're terrible threads. They're cancer in the classic sense, something that spreads despite being generally considered awful (trap threads are not successful because most people like traps threads, they're successful because you don't need that many dedicated posters to camwhore or dump images).

Every NSFW random board slowly becomes porn, and trap spam is kicking /r9k/'s slovenly ass into the abyss.

They're also full of camwhoring and /soc/ content. A nontrivial number of the people behind them are moral lepers who get off on convincing seventeen year old weebs that if they don't take HRT they will spend the rest of their lives alone. Transitioning is not a solution to social isolation and pornography addiction, the five or ten years of free attention and affection before your looks fade don't make up for everything that comes after that.

/r9k/ has not been a good board in a long time. After deletion, it was nearest to decent when blogposting was pervasive enough that you could always find a thread full of people greentexting about the worst things that happened in their life. It was still mostly garbage, but it still had a unique culture that produced some interesting things.

Trap threads never produce anything other than dating drama, gender dysphoria, and leg pics. Trannies, traps, and chasers are the most cancerous bunch on 4chan, and had a significant role in ruining /b/, g, and /r9k/, as well as continually lowering the quality of several other media boards. No other fetishists have killed boards like you guys.

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How do we defeat racism?

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right, which one of you fuckers was it!!! I'm fucking serious this isn't funny!!! I'm scared

Right I'll greentext I suppose

>Be minimum McWagecuck
>Working last night on drive through
>Upsate new York, not giving exact location becasue you know where the fuck it was
>It's a chill night, not much going on
>About 10.30
>Car pulls into drive through
>Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order etc
>hear two young boys laughing
>Yer I'll have a mcmeme please you dumb wagie
>What
>Yer I'll have that please you cuck
>I'm sorry, what?
>Hahah fucking wagecuck, hope you sucking Mr shekelstiens cock good tonight
>At this point I start to get sweaty and panic
>The boys pull around to the window
>Haha he looks like he goes on r9k as well haha fucking beta
>They both call me a cuck once more before driving off

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK, DONT COME BACK AGAIN OR ILL CALL THE COPS, IM FUCKING FREAKED OUT.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?

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Fembots, do you think it's fair for an anon to out a girl who has started doing porn who I know to her parents?

I know some of you have done porn so I'm curious.

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I have found the true way to distract yourself from all stresses and thats to starve
if I still think about them ill get the panic attacks
but at least my minds occupied

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>walk into room

>See this on bed

How do you react?

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I finally gave in and used Tinder. I met this weeb bitch, and we're supposed to crunchyroll and chill. But I have some dick issues and I'm afraid she'll turn tail and run on sight. Pic related, not me, but closest pic I could find. What do guys? Should I warn her in advance? How do I approach this? I'm super goncerned

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What's the meanest thing r9k has done?

Me and my friends once bullied a fag to the point he killed himself, felt kinda bad afterwards.

don't know why he moved from the north to the south,would've been more welcome there.