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>tfw reading mother/son doujins again
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>>36731509
/ss/ is master race
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>>36731618
>tfw almost nothing else turns me on anymore
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>>36731683
pretty much the same, i still get turned on by cute 2D traps tho. Any sources ?

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What are some strange or manchild things that you do?

>tfw i scream whenever mommy tells me to get a job
>tfw still play with legos
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>>36731504
It's healthy to play with legos, keep doing it.
It trains your brain so u stay smart.
>still jumps in puddles
>still runs under the rain
>still eats letter cereals
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>>36731504
tfw mom gave up on trying to get me out of the house years ago.
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>>36731504
Everyday, several times a day actually, I imagine myself as a super-strong superhero in whatever universe of the video game or anime series or movie I happened to be into at the moment.

I believe the kids on deviantart and tumblr call it an "OC"

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>gf tells me not to cum for the next 16 hours
>she wants a big load in her pussy tomorrow
>grabs my dick and tells me to save it for tomorrow
>now I want to jack off more than ever because I'm on /gif/ looking at porn

So what do robots? extra thick insemination tomorrow or a nice wank now?
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>>36731491
a suicide, immediately.
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>>36731491
That is a tough one. I'd say save it for tomorrow and just edge all night.
The other day I cam in my gfs mouth so hard that it came out her nose lol. I didn't even know that can happen.
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>>36731491
Just do what she says. I'd love to have that opportunity.

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What do you usually get when you stop by the gas station?
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>>36731434
>>some gum
>>or nothing
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>>36731434
Probably gas
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>>36731434
C A N D Y and gum

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"The Juwes are the men who will not be blamed for nothing"
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>>36731425
Kys jack the wipper
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>>36731579
Why did this post make me smile
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>>36731425
>No girlfriend to peg me

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Who here /normie hobbies/ but /autismo/ as fuck

>unironically watching football and basketball
>sewing
>cooking
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>sports in general (football, basketball, mma, american football...)
>spraying
>being in a band
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>>36731334
>>sewing
i wish i had a a gf to make clothing for
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>Literally play rugby

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how do i quit weed without being miserable?

i'm on day 2 and it's more than halfway over
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>>36731268
quitting a drug is usually miserable
there are no tricks with weed like there are with meth (smoke weed) or opiates (do kratom or dxm)
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make it past 5 days and you're golden

you dont really need weed
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I quit a month ago. Life still sucks reeeeee

Have you ever seen or interacted with a fat asian girl? C-can you tell me about it?
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>>36731267
I know an Asian milf who is thicc. She could definitely get the work
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>>36731267
I don't know about fat but my gf is a t h i c c asian girl. She's really qt and sweet but also crazy because girls growing up with conservative asian parents in western countries always turn out that way.
She's the only girl I've ever had fun talking to and could just bee myself around, and I think her being crazy contributes to that.
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>>36731345
>>36731788
But does she have belly?

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How do you transcend sex?
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>>36731236
most normal people can't anon
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With a bullet fucklord. Now don't let us hold you back.
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IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS A LONER

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How does your average robot feel about Theodore Robert Bundy?
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>>36731212
How many people did he really kill? How come he killed women almost exclusively? Was he a chad? Robot? Chadbot?
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>>36731212
i hate him cuz the ladies love him
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>>36731358
>How come he killed women almost exclusively?
Women are typically the main targets for serial killers. They're seen as easier to kill. That, and no one really cares when a man is murdered.

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>At the beach
>See this next to you
Wat do?
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>>36731128
Take a photo for a bait thread on /r9k/.
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Freeze time then do my thing.
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These what do threads make me want to kill myself

Christians, why does marriage end after death and not continue? You spend a lifetime finding your soulmate and you love them into your old-age and then fuck it, it's over.

Explain that shit.

>;_;
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>>36731069
Cause life is for the living. If one partner dies and the other doesn't, why make them stay married to a memory?
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>>36731069
In the oldie times it's so when you become a widow you can find a man and your kids don't die.

As for modern times, there's some crazy shit waiting for us past the pale.
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>>36731137
>memory
Is Jesus just a memory or is He living!

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Post servers please!~

oregino <3~
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Bump,

please post your server anon <3~
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Bump,

please post your server anon <3

i want to talk with people
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Ill help you out anon, bumpity bump

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What's going on Anons? Tell us what's going on and how you feel about it.

Anything on your mind, just throw it into this thread. Your shitposts, grievances, successes, anything.

This will be the first in a long series of these threads. I will post at frequencies of somewhere between weekly and several times a week.

So anyway, yeah. Just say what you want, what comes to your mind. Tripfag if you want.
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>>36730957
This place is the only one where I can post my autism without people calling me a faggot.
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>>36731009
I can't even imagine the dumb shit you must talk about
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>>36731009
This thread or /r9k/ as a whole?

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I actually did it.
I'm an absolute madman.
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>>36730934
Should've been
"Hey, you want to get together and do something this week?"
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>yesterday, 2:20pm

she's not into you anon
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She knows you want your spermies in her tummy. Be a little more straightforward about it.

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