>I LIKE MY JOB
>I LIKE WORKING
>I AM BUILDING CHARACTER AND EARNING MONEY
>THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN BEING A WORTHLESS NEET
>I AM CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY AND GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE
>I AM SOCIALIZING WITH FRIENDLY CUSTOMERS AND FELLOW CO-WORKERS
>THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE
>I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY ASPECT MY JOB BECAUSE I AM NOT A WHINY LOSER
>HELL I WILL WORK FOR FREE IF I HAVE TO
>THERE IS NOTHING MORE NOBLE THAN BEING A PROUD WORKING MAN
Good goy keep pleasing daddy Hitler.
>>36734471
Unless you have ulterior motives, like snaking your way to the top you can repeat that garbage until you die. Its worthless unless you move up. I perpetually need to do this.
>All this unrealized potential, Im drowning anons.. DROWNING IN MISERY
>>36734471
You like your job because it's a useless job.
It's a useless job that is doing useless stuff for people with too much money that is being printed out to keep everyone in their cages. You are a great goy, perhaps the greatest one.
>Uhhh... Fembot? My eyes are up here you know.
Not enough teenager slang
Not enough teenager wang
>>36734469
How the fuck did you get in my house
Origami
Come bathe with mommy anon.
If my mum looked like that I'd probably be an Alpha Male Chad.
Tfw you'll never take a bath with your mommy
>>36734379
Sauce or what? Is this a porno?
itt words or phrases that trigger your autism
>"smol"
me me instead of meme
>at the end of the day
>the whole shabang
>im dead
>bruh
>finesse
there are so many more that I hear these normalshits say around me every minute of the day
smol me me
"Your file indicates you're a khv. In accordance with Trump's new executive order to reduce the population of sexually-frustrated men I'm going to need you to put that penis in my boipucci or you're going to jail."
At least you're creative when you fap
I'd rather sign up for the sissy femboy program, can you point me to the correct office?
>>36734289
"Sissy femboy program you say? Let me check the computer system.... huh, that actually does exist. Well Mr. Trump is always prepared when he conducts business so it should be no surprise. 2nd door on your left, also leave your boxers with me.... girly boys don't wear boxers. I'm sure you will be quite pleased with who we have teaching the class."
Why do women do this? They are so picky in their youth, but literally do the equivalent of becoming human garbage.
Feminist brainwashing about it being "empowering" and the need for a quick 500 bucks, I guess.
Pretty damn stupid in any case. You could probably live a pretty normal life after doing porn as late as the early 00's(pic related) but now? Not so much.
>>36734223
where's the video, you cunt
>>36734301
http://fapbase.com/video/alyssa-funke-stella-ann-casting.html
>"Oh hey, you must be Anon. So, where are we going on our date tonight?"
>>36734218
hey I know you from my favorite webcomic
can I see your benis?
>wanna see my chest tattoo?
>too late hehe
>>36734218
Sorry, but I don't whores that dye their hair.
>"Open wide for black mommy anon."
>no black mommy gf to feed me milkies and jerk me off
at least i found what i'm gonna wank to tonight.
>>36734197
Squirting tits is my fetish, post more nigga
>>36734268
Big Black Lactating tits is the true patricians fetish
>>36734258
go to xlactating and go under the ebony category
how do you become normal?
how do you get a gf?
how do you talk to people to attract them or entertain them?
how do normies do it . do you just have be born a normies how do their brains and minds work. how to they attract each other.
once your a robot and have found places like this is there ever going back. i guess i will never have a gf its impossible at this point. what can i do with my life.
whats it like to feel like a normie and have a normie mind. this is so sad.
>>36734105
most of us here were ruined by the internet. I used to be a turbo normie in middle school. then I started browsing this shit hole. we've all done it to ourselves
it just happens by coincidence, really. a first language is either learn at a certain age, or it will not be learnt (this was proven by feral children like Genie). I think that this applies to things like social skills, or just applying empathy to others.
So basically, if you don't learn it quick as a child you are likely fucked
i've heard that taking interest in their lives is a step for making a friend
If you can't grow a beard or if you only can grow a shitty pubic hair goatee you literally have inferior subhuman genes in your blood
Only true Scandinavian or Mediterranean men can grow actual beards, fact
>trying to cover your weak jawline
everyone knows
>>36734059
Gyllenhaal is a mischling though.
>>36734059
Gyllenhaal is a jew lmao
I bet you never thought about it this way. Shit's wack
Nobody gives a shit you homo
>>36734041
Originally Original Jews
>>36734041
what the fuck is this supposed to mean? are you retarded and looking for attention?
>friend of 20 yrs has had cancer for a year now
>its getting worse
>starting to think he might die soon
What can I do? I've known him so long I can't even picture what it's like without him. Any sick friend stories?
>>36734012
go on some wild adventures with him before he rips
My mom just got cancer for the 3rd time. Iktf.
If he is to die, then he will die for that is his fate, and ultimately everyones fate. Do not be sad anon, for this is God's plan and you cannot go against the plan of God. One day you will reach your fate too, we cannot stop fate.
>tfw Marcus Gunn Jaw Winking Syndrome
>completely unphotogenic
>look like a weirdo while chewing
Born with extra (and conjoined) big toes on both feet, as well as conjoined little toes on my right foot. Extra pinky on left hand.
Almost died after birth due to breathing problems.
>tfw completely hairless, look like alien
>babyface 33 going on 18
>lankmaster, skelly mode
Puetz-jegherz syndrome and most likely alhiemerz. Woo.
whats your favorite snack? suggest ones i should try.
>>36733891
Can never go wrong with Oreos and milk
>>36733891
York peppermint patty
was going to say oreos is the best snack but fucking spam dude. spam is so good.
>be 31
>fuck your 15 year old sister
>get kicked out of your parents house
>because she got pregnant
Anyone else know that feel?
>>36733858
Not sure if a turbo-autist robot or a turbo normie.
>>36733858
>having sex
>having friends to depend on
>having a fagbook
>emojis
This is high-level bait
>>36733909
Turbohick.