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In the past three weeks, I have spent 215$ on drugs
I started keeping a spreadsheet
I didn't realize it had gotten to that point
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mate I spent $200 on drugs since monday, its now wed
small time
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>>36736048
I don't have that kind of money
I've been doing something bad for it
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>200
>three weeks

Get guy m8 I spend 80 a day. Gotta get on that brown life guy. I love feeling like shit and knowing I'll die from it one day. Stop while you can

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>go to psychiatrist for depression
>indicate my symptoms from a sheet including lack of energy, no motivation etc
>he looks it over
>"Hmm, I see you didn't circle awkward, shy, or difficulty talking to women but I'm going to circle those anyway"

I JUST MET HIM WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE KNOW
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HAHAHA AUTIST BTFO

BTFO
T
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>>36736000

>Go to therapist
>Forced to fill out a Personality test and survey
>Psychologist said I mistakenly forgot to circle "cum eater" and "folds genitalia between legs and pretends to be a girl"
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>>36736000
Why are you going to a therapist if you're gonna be dishonest with him

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I'm 29 and never had a gf. Never even been on a date with a girl. Should I just give up any hope now?
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>>36735966
I was the same as you until last year anon.

Downloaded tinder, bought pro so I had unlimited likes, and liked virtually every girl. Hit it off with two girls despite my autism and now have had a gf for over a year.

Just give it ago anon, and dont be afraid to meet up irl like I was. It's worth it.
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>>36736020
I don't have Facebook though...
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>>36736073
Make one anon

It doesn't matter if you dont use it, neither do it. Just tell girls you dont use social media because its a waste of time, they don't care.

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Could you ever love a flat girl?
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Girl in pic related is NOT flat
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The one and only gf I managed to get had no tits. So now I want my next gf to be a total titcow.
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I actually like flatter than that.

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Who else here thinks that the modern world and specially the West is cancer and should be destroyed to restart?
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>>36735910
only you and the unabomber, mr. vikernes
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Reminder Varg is a neo pagan church burner that was raped in prison multiple times
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"muh pure nordic heritage"
>marries a french woman

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Any advice on how not to feel pathetic? I know how retarded it is but i watch pic related's channel everyday and have for several years. it makes me feel really empty knowing how awesome she seems and how even if i knew her she'd probably not be my friend anyways but i dont think i can have a girlfriend ever after watching her videos because she just seems like the only one id ever like.

how do i stop feeling pathetic when i think about her and how do i stop being obsessed with her videos

serious question too. for any replies i thank you
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>>36735905


who is she? im kind of out of the loop.
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>>36735958
randytaylor69 aka rose

she has a yourube channel

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I just discovered that she becane fat.

What the fuck???
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>>36735877
She was underweight. We should prioritize a womens attractiveness their health desu.
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Both of those girls are fine, if that is fat to you no wonder you don't get laid.
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>>36735877

i wouldnt say she's fat but she's objectively a 4/10

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>tfw no schizoid gf

ahhh
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>>36735744
If you had one, it would be hard to be with her, she would not show much emotion.
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I'm seeing King Crimson in June (male) just thought I'd brag about it
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>>36735744
I was reading lolcow's g board the other day and there seem to be quite a few with schizoid personality disorder. They all have bfs already though from the look of it even though they claim they just want people to leave them alone and they hate having to interact with people.

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FUCK THIS SHIT! I can't stand college anymore. I graduated from high school 3 years ago and still haven't done shit with my life. Bounced from major to major, still nowhere near graduating. I'm dropping out of college! Fuck college, I never wanted to go anyway. The only good thing about college was that I lost my virginity here.
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>>36735710
Just quit, I graduated barely and can't find a job. I don't think it's worth it unless you are doing well or actually enjoy it.
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>He thinks he's a failure at 21

I would murder someone to go back to that age.
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>>36735770

I only went to college because my parents forced me to go

but Animal Collective sang it best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VX93QbzF2c

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If you are a virgin...

>That means your ex has never cheated on you and given you an STD as a result

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKFpLa5hmi8

>That means that you've never been taken to jail over false rape accusations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkLZ6A0MfHw

>You have never made a one night stand pregnant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfsoOxV5ZKo

>You have never lost the house, the kids, and half your wages for life after a divorce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YcWd7wYLSk

That means, if you're a virgin, you are, at worst, neutral with women. Maybe even better than average. "The only winning move is to not play," right?
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>>36735703
Wow, OP! I never thought of it that way! You're so smart! I wish I wasn't you though :(
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>>36735786
Yeah, I agree. If this wasn't me again this thread would be so lit right now
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>>36735863
>lit
(You) don't deserve any replies

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My grandma is using feces or something extremely close to it in odor as perfume around the house and it's getting to my room. It's her house what should I do?
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>>36735694
Feces as in raw shit by the way, my grandma is spraying raw shit around her house.
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>>36735694
Steal her pain meds and chill out
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>>36735774
are you serious or trolling?

why would someone do that.

i think she needs to go to the psychiatric hospital then if thats true.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I'm seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow about my problems

what do I say
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>what do I say

your problems
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>>36735634
Be yourself desu.

What could go wrong?
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>>36735634

Be honest, a psychiatrist is there to help you and you best get your money's worth. Don't be afraid to show your power level

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1. Your age
2. Do you honestly see yourself, under any scenario, ever, having a gf?

1. 24
2. No
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>26
>do my dreams count?
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>>36735631
1. 18, ill be 19 next week
2. Yes
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>24
>Yes but unlikely

Does anyone else have one of these things?

I just ordered one. I'm pretty sure it's going to solve all of my anxiety and attention problems. Pic related is the one I ordered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxJjA5frzo
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>>36735605
if you have one of these you are a normie
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>>36735605
It's like a pet rock
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>>36735605
They sell these at 7 eleven

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I was using his computer and found 4chan in a few of his suggestions. Should I just leave it be or tell him he's too young (he's 15). Are there any similar non-adult forum sites I can point him towards.
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4chan was founded by a fucking 15 year old. Just make sure he doesn't become a trap.
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>He's 15.

There's fucking 9 year olds all over /b/
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if you care about your brother even remotely you'd beat his ass for being an underage b& (i don't care that there's already kids here we can do nothing about, fuck having discussions with fucking idiots) and make sure he never comes back so he can have a shot at life.

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