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>alive
>actually genuinely likes me
>has boobs and hair and eyes and a nose and mouth and a vagina

rest is up to god or debate, whatever

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>>36736565
>rose

There. Done.

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At this point it doesn't matter anymore

>>36736518
If you don't have a full beard, shave. If you do, keep the bread, a job at McDonald's isn't worth a lost beard.

tell 'em you're a really clean person. you like things being clean, all the time.
seriously, McD's is the biggest "if you got time to lean you got time to clean" faggots and will hire anyone that expresses a desire to make sure things get clean and stay clean.
and yeah I'd shave.

If you actually want the job, yes

>>36736367
I dont want to
this is a boring subjekt

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pls come to tinychat/robot9001

so other loser robots can orbit you

>>36736393
not really, i just want to talk.
please, it hurts to exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVAMRYHJUrs

check it

The new anime called Re:Creators have a great opening. Look it up, it's quality shit.

>>36736364
sorry anon i needed to study for my exams today but opted into playing league instead AGAIN

im fucked come tomorrow's exams

>>36736312
This bait is way too fucking obvious anon. Trust me, i made the 'i slept with 40 men and didn't tell my boyfriend' bait that garnered 300 replies last night.

>>36736312
Dont let him down easy, thats why manlets never learn. Just be brutally honest and tell him that anything under 6'5 is unacceptable and maybe then he might understand where he belongs.

funi maymay eheheheh xddDDdxD

Get out.

>>36736250
>go play titanic toaster in the bath

You will never beat the classic "take a long walk off a short pier"

You can tell someone to play in the traffic

>>36736249
DONT LISTEN TO OP!!!! HE IS A NORMIE!!!!! YOU LEAVE AND WE STAY!!!!

Really? It's this board that's doing it?

Not the fact you guys have stolen my fucking life from me and bombard me with fucked up messages through literally every form of media?

That you won't even give me my fucking medications to help me NOT think about NOT EVEN BEING A REAL FUCKING HUMAN?

No, you fuckers are making me bitter and wishing you all would just fucking die.

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It is indeed, for the weak of mind that is. Any one with half a brain would not believe anything those autists are saying.

Do you mean which board is most similar to reddit or which one gets the most normies posting stuff from the board on Reddit?

>>36736223
>unironic racism, gore, and porn is banned on normie websites.
i would say r9k bc its /b/-lite

>>36736223
Pol got fucked. I dont even go on there anymore. It used to be really good. Now its complete bullshit, I used to go on there religiously.

Ultimately its futile so I just stopped caring

Nobody? That bad huh.

>>36736174
>>36736488

When i watched this iconic scene from star wars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gpXMGit4P8

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>>36736174
When I made this image.

>>36736166
This encompasses mostly brads roasties and niggas, not real neets

>>36736224
how would you describe a real neet?

>>36736314
clean, proper, educated and lazy

Have you tried doing copious amounts of drugs?

>>36736120
Hey Anon, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know and you should maybe get away and like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better.

>>36736148
nope. would probably fuck that up to

wtf???
MODS
this chat is being used to distribute child porn

>>36736210
What? No way, I never would have guessed despite the fact that kik chats posted here are always used for that.

>>36736371
>want to join because cool people are there
>don't want to join because cool feds are there
Fine, I can create my own cool group without pedos OR feds. Just try to stop me.

I'm not a bootlicker, go back to /pol/

>way out of NEETdom
why would anyone willing stop being a NEET?

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>>36736102
>implying modern fascism is bootlicking and not just booting out sandniggers and jews

>>36736075
>maths

It's math, not 'maths'.

IQ doesn't relate to math that much. Math doesn't make you smart. It just makes you know math. Being smart is a general thing. Not just math.

>>36736169
math is short for mathematics, not mathematic

hence maths, muritard

>>36736031
Lets not make this a daytime relationship

>>36736031
If I had a girl that fine I would introduce her to every member of my family to slow them that an not a loser , who can't get laid .

This is why i cant date black girls.

Then my sisters might think its ok to date black guys also.