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this pasta should be updated for hiro even though he doesnt deserve it

Get the fuck off my board you fucking niggers!!!

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Nice try, but everyone knows nig nogs can't use computers

>>36739540
But it's a boy anon

>>36739540
(((she))) is the infamous male succubus
we, poor sods, have lost all hope of actually having any sort of intimacy with a girl so we make a mental compromise: the degrading act of actually being with another male.

jokes on us, because we could never be with a girl (male) either

>>36739976
>jokes on us, because we could never be with a girl (male) either
jesus that is the most depressing shit isnt it?...

I don't care if I'm late. kys nigger.

How's Vancouver doin these days

no instead shit yer self while on the skytrain nikkkuuuuhh


hows that for a twist my fellow vancouverite?

>>36739485
>roast me

more like rostie

Shave your head and you'd look like a 7 year old male holocaust victim

Why this bitch look like a retarded loki?

>>36739479
>made no contribution to mankind

>>36739501
yes, because of normies ruining his potential

Grade-A pretentious shithead. Proof that a high IQ won't necessarily get you anywhere or allow you to say anything of substance.

>>36739467
Really activates the ole almonds.

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>>36739467

This infograph depicts the Taxonomy of meme each grouping is nested within the subsequent grouping. For example:

1) All "fine art" are "reee-actionary"
2) All "reee-actionary" are "sumg"
3)All fine art, reee-actionary and sumg are "pepe"

...and so on.

However this is missing the final tier with should be Life and Culture.

Biology 101.

>>36740108
>me, a week ago
>10 pm, browsing 4chan
>someone starts knocking on my apartment door
>not quite banging, just knocking really fast and forcefully
>sit still and wait, hoping they'll fuck off
>5min later they haven't, I open the door
>it's Jordan Peterson
>wants to know if I'd like to buy a DVD Extended Collection (this is what he actually calls it) of his lectures
>tell him no but he's really enthusiastic and I feel bad so I end up buying two anyway
>after this he asks if I want to buy a new kind of air filter, says he's got several in his truck, keeps hyping them up
>I say no, he seems really disappointed and kind of upset with himself
>he leaves
>look out the window and he's pulling out in a white pickup with like twenty stand-up air purifiers in boxes in the back
wtf

actually no.

I do sport 6 - 7 times a week and am currently training for a 200km bike ride.

the thing is, I feel like I do this in order to stay away from people.

...maybe try channeling your dissapointment and lonleyness into anger.
seems to "help" me.

>>36739460
Yeah, I noticed it after high school. Turns out that once they aren't forced to deal with me no one wanted to hang out anymore. I already deleted all their phone numbers out of spite. Just tell me to fuck off instead of getting my hopes up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gOIt-M02A

you lost me at
>texting friend

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>>36739439
the intention of this thread is to know that

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>>36739457
there is no any other intention i swear

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>>36739478
stop insisting please

That's actually pretty good. I can't draw or make music so I'll just compliment your photo.

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>My key artistic inspirations for this piece were that vampires are great and so are big breasts. It's a consistent theme in most of my works.

made my day anon.
this is the only piece of work I've done recently, and it was months ago now. I really want to git gud at drawing, it's all I want, but no matter how much I think, "I could draw right this second" I never actually find the motivation to do it

>>36739505
I love this art style, reminds me of final fantasy concept art

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>>36739428
Their mashed potatoes and gravy are unreal. Best biscuits in the business.

I love KFC's side dishes

>>36739428
KFC is literal shit. Please don't poison your body, go to literally any other chicken place, preferably small family run ones.

>>36739923
$10 for a 3 piece and two sides. Not a good deal

understanding that depression and nihilism are all world views that can be flipped upside down

>the void
>delicious cake
>don't want to kill future me just in case

I don't want to hurt my family.

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>bleeding out of my genitalia every month
>cramps and mood swings
>getting ostracized for playing vidya
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise
>having to compete with every other bitch stacey
>having to use makeup daily

I think I'll stick with my penis, thanks.

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Also
>living longer is an advantage

>>36740002
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise

you're literally retarded

Me too, thanks.
just kill me pete like you said you were going to do so long ago.

>>36739394
why didnt pete kun kill you wtf

Violent moods swings for the past 30 or so hours, derealization/depersonalization/psychosis(?)

At the moment I'm feeling alright though but I'll update you in an hour when that changes.

>>36739301
only if the childs man is still alive

>>36739301
Lol your wife still has a living fuck trophy of that dick she took back in 2006

>>36739371
Yeah but I would possess his fucking daughter so I'd feel I have the one up there

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>>36739255
Windows 10 because I'm not an autistic programmer or music producer

inb4 winshit10 spyware cuck

they think the NSA didn't spy on us before lol

>>36739349
Win 10 is better than 8 at least, I really wish I could get 7 on this computer but it's not really an option

>>36739255
Hvindoshs tan