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I just want a cute robot bf to chill with and roughly fuck, is that too much to ask?
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>>36740206
Not if you're good with a fat NEET, then BOY do you have choices
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>>36740206
Kik me.

sharkster86
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>>36740206
>I just want a cute robot bf to chill with and roughly fuck, is that too much to ask?
that's gonna be me

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anyone want me to add them on discord? i don't care if you're autistic or clingy or whatever, as long as you're nice i'll be more than happy to be friends.
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>>36740178
John#4147

Aylo comrade.
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>>36740202
Wait fuck it's Dusty#4147

Kill me now. Just execute me familiar.
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>>36740178
You can add me at #9705 if you want. Maybe we might even become friends

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>go to party
>group of asian stacies make fun of me for my height and say i look like a 12 year old boy
>overhear them talking about how they prefer their partners to be 6ft at least and have big dicks while sifting through instagram and tinder
>gay middle eastern atheist from the group of stacies approaches me and tells me I look very cute
>Later I overhear him talking to the stacies saying that he'd fuck me
>they all laugh ending with a disgusted look on their faces
>leave party shortly after hearing that
It isn't fair robots. Why am I such a gay magnet?
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>>36740176
was the ayrab hot
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>>36740176
>go to party
get out norman
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>>36740176
Unrelated but I'd love to beat the girl in that pic op. Open palm ofc, but also kicks when she's curled up, and start choking her as she starts breaking down and shaking.

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11 year old sister made this for me, guys, I'm almost in tears
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That's a good pepe, anon. Give your imouto a head pat in thanks.
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>>36740092
Hope you guys like it
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I meant to say little sister, but im drunk

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You have 10 seconds to prove you're not this big of a fuck up
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>flutterfags
There's nothing lower than that OP.
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>>36740090
I have been on this board for two years and I've never seen anything as pathetic as this
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>>36740932
Do ponyfags argue about best girl like like /a/ does?

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Just got back from walking this girl home (the gentleman's move). Fucked her on the first date. She's 19 and pretty sexy, AMA boys I can get you laid. I'm not even close to being a chad either

You guys seriously aren't still KHVs are you?
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>>36740034
Done imagining anon?
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>>36740045
Why would I lie about that? Can you not comprehend that somebody can be more successful than you? I can help you anon
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did you at least take pics ? like , after sex pics? for proof?

What the fuck is up with these thots. These bitches would rather stick a metal fucking cross up their UTERUS than not take a dick. This is some fucking Hellraiser shit, what is up with these crazy people.
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You ever seen what happens when a man gets a vasectomy?
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>>36740059
just as fucking insane as this. i dont understand normies and the fucking depths to which they stoop in order to get laid.
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>>36740010
What? They have this done so they can take more dicks any not worry about babby.

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How do I be like him?
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>>36740001
Start washing dishes in a greasy spoon in Britain.
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>>36740001
Yell a lot and criticize people's food but don't actually cook anything yourself. Ever.
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>>36740001
He actually had a rough start in life, you should read up about him, he has a very cool story to tell.

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>tfw no cute bdsm gf
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>>36739906

>cowbell chokers


Please don't tell me this is gonna be a thing.
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>>36739906
post the others i need to save them
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>>36739914
>cowbell
that isnt a cowbell you stupid fuck
>gonna be a thing.
already a thing you stupid fuck

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Newmaker

Help is deceptive. Seclusion is a survival skill.
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Do you think that these people are good people? Psychiatrist? Psychologist? Therapist?

They're evil people. Unless you suffer from severe psychosis or schizophrenia, don't bother with these freaks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

Did these people turn you into chads? No?

Did they make your problems worse, either medicating you with shit that turns your internals into mush or training your mind to delude yourself into psychosis?
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>>36739896
How truly absurd. The "therapists" both should have been executed.

Anyone got any chemistry questions? I'm pretty fucked up but i will try my best. 4 bowls. 5 beers, and I might go smoke more.

Organic chemistry is my area of expertise, but I know all the way through physical chem.

I will draw out mechinisms too! :D
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what kinda chemical reactions happen when i deposit a fat load of jizz into your intenstines
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>>36739829
why can't we make algae synthesize petroleum or kerosene or whatever

is there some sort of hard energy constraint that doesn't allow sunlight+algae+feedstock to = fuel
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>>36739829
What happens when I put sugar into my tea?

Do the water and sugar molecules combine somehow?

Or are they just floating separately but together?

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TIME FOR AN NZ THREAD
why are id's even gone?
Who here /Hamilton/?
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>>36739807
Here's a sympathy bump from Daddy England.
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And a sad self bump from me
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are you the hamilton guy who posted in that maps thread because you thought someone was referring to hamilton, NZ and not their own shit hole?

also the hamilton guy from the last NZ thread a few weeks ago?

if so hello

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(((Women))) of today are fucking retarded attention whorers.
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>>36739651
I'm a woman and chaste. Stop being such a bitter fucking virgin.
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>>36739651
those are big tits
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>>36739651
Hi bitch. Faggot here. The other boys have chosen me as their representative to tell you they're gross anyways

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daily reminder "social retardation" doesn't exist

if you're bad at socialization you're probably bad at everything else requiring intelligence too. it's a pretty obvious sign of a low IQ.
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>>36739625
Oh boy here we go
Oregano
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ever heard of autism?
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LMAO

origidig

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How deep can you got?

>mfw I ended right before serious math
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>22
>At calculus level right now because I dropped out of highschool when I was sophomore.
I guess it's better than not even knowing how to do division properly, I'm surprise I like learning it more than programming.
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I still don't understand calculus, I've failed several calc classes through highschool and college. But I made it to several parts of Serious math.
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>>36739603
We completed metric spaces and group theory in our classes this year.

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