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Would you sniff a Hispanic girl's butthole?

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Lets have a summer vacation childhood feels thread. I'll start:

>be me
>living on the countryside in a nice neighborhood
>wake up at 10 AM
>eat breakfast
>dad left for work so my brother and I can watch cartoons on living room TV until 12:00
>eat lunch, mostly frozen food or something easy to make because mother left us
>right after lunch go outside to see if there are neighborhood friends out there
>play with them
>cycling around the block
>playing Worms World Party with them at our house
>swim in the nearest lake
>feelgoodinc.png
>after several hours we get tired and dirty
>its 17:00 dad arrives home
>get inside have a shower and wear my pajamas
>get upstairs into my very own room
>play games on my PC until bedtime
>sleep under the open window watching the stars and listening to the music of thousands crickets
>rinse and repeat

Its not fair robots, I wanna go back to these simpler times.

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ITT: we try to make each other sad in as few words as possible

>I just wanted to help

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a few years ago i cut content with my internet friends for no reason
we played minecraft for hundreds of hours together
when i left they all posted on my wall on the server's website asking me to come back. a couple found my steam account and messaged me there and i blocked them
i went to the server website now and they're all gone, one of them was the owner but its under new management. i cant find any new accounts under their old names through google
i'm actually crying over this. there's no way to connect with them ever again and they're the last friends i had.
this is so pathetic

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How do I ask my barber for Dylan Klebold's haircut without mentioning his name? If I show him a picture, will he recognize him? My hair is long enough to pull this off.

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who do you all keep shilling that faggot poser lil peep when bones is our guy?

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Haven't left the house in over 7 years

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Have you had your wisdom teeth out yet? If so, how did it feel?

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Would you let your daughter go out wearing clothes like this?

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Here, you state your race/ethnicity and rate the average attractiveness of the women of all races/ethnicity, while also stating if you would reproduce with them. I'll start.

Me: Western European

>10/10 Happa - Would Reproduce
>10/10 Western European - Would Reproduce
>10/10 Nordic - Would Reproduce
>10/10 Coptic - Would Reproduce
>9/10 Slavic - May Reproduce
>9/10 Mediterranean - Would Reproduce
>8/10 East Asian - Would Reproduce
>8/10 White South American - Would Reproduce
>7/10 Average Attractive American White - May Reproduce
>7/10 Middle Eastern/North African - May Reproduce
>6/10 South American Hispanic - Wouldn't Reproduce
>6/10 Mulatto - Would Reproduce
>6/10 South Asian - Wouldn't Reproduce
>5/10 Pacific Islander - Wouldn't Reproduce
>5/10 Central American Hispanic - Wouldn't Reproduce
>4/10 Native American - Wouldn't Reproduce
>3/10 Black - Wouldn't Reproduce
>1/10 Aborigine - Wouldn't Reproduce

Pic-Related is Happa.

/r9k/ It's your turn.

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Is it just me or are fembots even more pathetic than robots

Coming here for validation that you know you can get because you're a female in a land of thirsty virgins is the most pathetic thing

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Has anyone ever had the experience of someone telling them they are a good person, or something to that effect, but rather than making you feel good about yourself, it just makes you feel confused because you hate yourself?

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Robots with illnesses

Any here?

I used to talk to a guy from here that had a rare disease and he could be dead right now :(

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I am deaf.
I cannot hear music.
But I have learned To feel it.

I wasnt born deaf. An infectiom took my hearing at 3.

I went to a blueman group concert that completely fucvx my shit up.

I could feel the concussion of the "music".
The implication of the music.

My favorite song is drakes how bout now.

I probably have no idea what it sounds like but it is the easiest to feel.

I have to crank songs on a subwoofer to see if I can feel them.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZOD9WlzPnY
Example

Please give me things that might feel nice.
Quack like a duck feels nice too.

A lot of bass I guess

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>tfw no breadwinner gf
>tfw can't be stay-at-home husband
>can't keep place clean, cook, play a little vidya, make music, wait earnestly for her to get home like a puppy
>will never shower her with affection and help her relax the second she gets in the door

I'm getting really sad.

Is it possible though, this dream? A woman to like this and not end up cheating on me or being disgusted at me?