Weird habits thread.
My weird habit is that I instinctively eat things that come off my body.
>pic a scab, eat it
>fap, eat it
>get a cut, eat the blood,
>pic nose, into the mouth it goes
>pop a zit.. Etc etc.
Any one else do weird things?
>>36743138
i open doors with my pinky
>>36743160
That's kind of odd! How and why did you start doing that anon?
>>36743138
when i have to return short distances i move as if i was rewinding time
No wonder everyone hates this board. It's filled with nothing but pussy ass losers that talk about killing themselves and not having gfs. Its honestly pathetic.
Okay. Do you have anything else to say?
First screencap to prove my point
>look at all these threads
This is supposed to be an original board. The fuck happened?
>>36743126
You fags ruined /r9k/. It used to be original and it used to have oc. Now it's just ">tfw no gf" the board
Stop being a sad Ioser
stop telling me to do stuff
>>36743100
The only one that are the losers are those who partake in the game.
>>36743119
vvhat game?
Mentally ill twin brother committed suicide last week.
What do I do? Where do I go?
>>36743071
Did you feel it?
Proof or it didn't happen
Also if you want an hero or some shit idk maybe get therapy or something
>>36743071
kill yourself too you know..
>i was given 2 chances of dying in the first months i was born
>first i had kidney stones and parents took me to the doctor which cut my belly open and extracted them
>1 chance gone
>my intestines inside ended up tangling few months after the surgery and i wasn't able to ingest food
>parents took me back to the doctor, got cut open again and he untangled my intestines and put them back.
>last chance gone
>now im a 22 years old complete failure, dropped out of highschool, leeching off of my parents
>my body would never look great because i have a colossal scar on my stomach from that retarded doctor not sewing it properly and with care
>can't kill myself because im too scared to do it
>everyday i wish my parents would of let me just fucking die, i was just a retarded fetus still
If you can't handle the NEET life, the NEET life isn't for you
Oh and look up mamamax on YouTube if you want motivation. I'm not typing 7 paragraphs of bullshit you'll skip.
>>36743062
doesn't look too bad, mate
>>36743062
>my body would never look great
I've seen people with birthmarks that take up half their face and burn victims whose bodies look like Frankenstein's monster. That scar is nothing
ITT: what happened to the titcow in your year anons? Did you ever have a chance?
Bonus points for pics
>Alfie
She was a complete plank until one summer over 6th form, she developed tits.they kept growing over the years until she was a H cup
She was called Helen
Massive 36cs in HS
Grew over years to be a 38M and naturally lactated
I sucked milk from her tits when we dated. Shame she was a nutjob
>>36743113
>>36743200
Why the fuck do you pretend to know the exact cup size of random girls? They don't make this info publicly available.
When was the last time you left the house robots?
18 November 2016 here
>>36742961
~9 hours ago.
Mommy needed a ride home from work.
I'm a wageslave so a few hours ago desu.
April of last year after I was released from the psych ward.
Ok robots.
I need a GF.
I live alone and have no family for 500km. I need some sort of excitement in life, because I am getting really lonely.
I don't need a 7/10 qt. I just need someone to ask me how my day is going and care about the answer.
How does a 23 year old robot achieve this?
>>36742904
>how does a 23 year old robot achieve this?
By getting off this board and meeting local women at uni, your job, social events, clubs, etc.
>>36742904
>how does a 23 year old robot achieve this?
By staying on this board and seeking a nice fembot
>>36742904
Nobody likes you when you're 23
Origvaginal
Why do I want to be the one on the right? How do I stop these thoughts I like girls
>>36742836
Stop watching porn and do some physical activity to build testosterone
going to need some original sauce for that
Is that Uncle Hank?
If you live in one of the green countries you Iiterally have no excuse for being a virgin
>>36742827
>legal to sell but illegal to buy
what
>Resorting to a prostitute
I think I'd rather stay forever a virgin.
>>36742827
>Being a virgin is so socially abhorrent we should pay a soulless sex worker to pity fuck us
Sex is for love.
Alright, r9k, it is time to improve. What would you rate me and how can I improve?
If you are a girl, tell me how much money I should earn. And if you are are either, tell me how I can improve my looks and grooming and how I can lift.
I'm not a chad, but im not an incel either, so I need your help so that I can improve.
aaaaaaaaaand when I awoke
I was alone
this bird had flown
so
I lit a fire
isn't it good,
Norwegian wood?
>>36742822
Just shave and clear your acne and you're good
>take the poo to the loo starts playing
Don't fire colbert, kill him
Trump says media lacks credibility and professionalism
Media responds with a long winded verbal tirade of slurs and insults
Even if you don't like Trump personally or his policies, he's got a pretty good point that's practically impossible to ignore after that sort of thing.
Really not a big deal and all we all have outbursts so I really don't think any less of colbert but damn that was way too much
the world is in such a fucked up state. it seems like the media figures mostly all just want it to be worse
>implying Colbert actually wrote that joke
What the fuck are people blaming him for? He's literally an actor, they should be mad at the writers for the show.
Also, this "outrage" is contrived as fuck. So fucking what, he said Donald Trump sucks Putin's cock, how is that homophobic AT ALL?
I don't even like the guy, but this liberal outrage bullshit, is out of control.
What did Colbert say?
Anybody here with eating disorders, issues, or who is just generally a skelly?
Eating issues thread.
I eat too much
265lbs currently
>>36742769
How tall are you bud?
Copious amounts of caffeine help reduce your appetite ;3
>>36742792
I am 5'8
I doubt that would work
>Men are more trustworthy than women meme
You do realize that the moment you obtain a wife/gf, the closet of guys you know will try to fuck her?
Jokes on you, we only have each other and no friends
>>36742753
Get yourself manic stalker friends like me and I promise I won't go after your gf. My desires are set in stone, I'm still chasing the girl I loved 3 years ago, and I don't even have a cease and desist yet
Men can be untrustworthy, but women are not trustworthy. They won't get anywhere unless the wife/gf consents, but there's an instinctive lack of faith in her ability to remain steadfast. Men would rather take out their fury on the guy his wife/gf cheated with than on the cheating wife/gf herself.
>robot
>chad
>virgin
>normie
Are those compliments for you or insults? Why?
>>36742743
>robot
an insult. No one wants to be a robot.
>Chad
Compliment. Literally the perfect human specimen. Women want to be with him and men want to be him.
>virgin
Insult. Only used by jaded cumdumps to make unsuccessful men feel alone. Women allow men into them, they aren't the ones hunting. Virgin women are rare to find in real life., so if used against a woman, it could be either an insult or compliment... women really do value having sex, even on easy mode.
>normie
An insult for use by robots for robots. any normal person wouldn't be here. Something had to go wrong in your life for you to end up here.
>>36742783
fpbp
Originally accuratee
>>36742783
>No one wants to be a robot
Blatantly false. Being a robot is a choice.