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>>36743738
>flat chested
>lots of piercings
>smol
I would fuck the shit out of Saya. She's literally perfect.

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>>36743738
>her face when you're about to cum on her feet

>girls actually respond well to my presence
>still don't talk to them

>>36743650
yes.
However most are mentally ill or have substance abuse problems which aren't people I could date

>>36743650
No I wouldn't.

Are you satisfied with this answer?

>>36743650
i would but i dont think i'll 'fall in love' with her. i'd still date her though for companionship and stuff

>>36743598
Probably a useless infp like me OP. We destined to fail. Lay down and rot fgt.

Stop taking your estrogen pills, tranny.

>>36743623
fuck you they make me happy

>>36743562
>But, i'm straight

>i like asian men


?????????????????

>>36743562
You aren't straight. You aren't the exception.

>>36743615
I would fuck white women and i like to see asian men dating white women, but I want to be fucked by black men.

I don't like white men, and i prefer black men and asian women than white men.

nahh rem

you just need a boyfriend

>>36743554
im not rem
i just want a gun

>>36743559
for what purpose

j.kjh./

>>36743505
No you're just dumb. Take the money and go get your hoes.

>>36743505
The thing is, I kind of look down on people who work. I tend to think of them as peasants who allow themselves to be manipulated into working for peanuts.

I value my own labor very highly, yet tend to think of most paid salaried positions as demeaning and degrading work not fit for human beings.

>>36743505
I feel as though I could work if I were forced to, but that all labor is essentially superfluous. I feel like you could remove 9 out of every 10 workers and society would still keep chugging along, producing enough to feed, clothe and house everybody.

>hear someone pooping in public toilets
>Switch lights off as I leave

Ha!

>see computing student in library
>He leaves to fetch something
>Go through his coding and randomly change a bunch of 0s and 1s around

>go to party uninvited
>When everyone is drunk ring the police
>Leave

>>36743444
nope. he got laid. elliot was more pathetic

>>36743444
Either a massive faggot that is out of proportion autistic or the biggest troll in the history of the internet. I can't tell.

No but he's repairing the iconic shirt

>>36743383
Hobby videos are by far the most comfy videos

Even better when theres no talking, just relaxing music and video of the process.

Beats that faggy asmr shit any day.

>>36743383
this sounds like a generic women hate thread but it makes a decent point. Usually women don't really get into hobbies, and just do it for the social aspect. I'm trying to think of exceptions, maybe I just have male dominated hobbies, or maybe women just aren't good at most things

>>36743445
I've only known a single female that had a hobby and wasn't just doing what her boyfriend was doing.

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I'll post some nice wallpapers

>>36743371
Fgt smd kys fag

please join me I am very lonely

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>ywn be in the yakuza

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ywn be in the SS

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>ywn be in the velvets

>>36743260
>Why do you lie to women to get laid?
Because women hate virgins

>>36743260
>Why do you lie to women
I don't
>get laid
I have never

women don't want the truth

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>Abuse drugs is okay because you're a broke NEET and not someone with a job and income

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the bongo lady

>>36743190
yea 400 dxm/200 dpph
>>36743198
hmm?

>>36743234
Nice!
I was gonna finish bottle but didn't feel like it.

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>>36743183
Sid from Ice Age looking ass bitch.

>>36743303

She is beautiful and full of class

smelly shitskin

>two thousand seventeen
>not paying a CamG!rl to play video games with you

>>36743166
why would a camgirl pay another camgirl to play video games

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It is. You're drowning yourself in superficiality only for the sake of forgetting about your real issues. You create these small little problems to preoccupy your mind with only to lose scope of what truly matters in this life, which is yourself. Your existence isn't even about you anymore, you're about to become a side character in someone else's reality.

I've lived this way, a sweet lie, but a lie nonetheless, and it faded away and left me with bittersweet memories that feel more pathetic and shallow than you would expect. It is NOT worth it.

You can be anything you want, especially for other people; it's easy to infatuate other people with what they want, with the person that they want, and not who you truly are. Face it, you're unique and people can't appreciate you for that. But would you enjoy being loved for something you're not? You're only hurting yourself that way. Slowly, but surely, you're carving a hole in your heart that will take a lot of time to fill, and you're doing it simply because it can take your mind off more important problems. The unimportant feeling of euphoria, the fake high, the sinusoidal hype that quickly fades away.... this isn't you.

You're more than that. More than a slave to other people. You are your own person the instant you realize that. You are your own person when you admit you have your own problems. When you cry about them. When you curse yourself for having them. When your tears dry and you start working on yourself. That is when you will find true solace. Not in someone else's arms, only for you to bleed into them, and become obsessively dependent on them.