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Australia edition.

Get it? Because its night time and upside down? Waheyyy
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>>36744662
Goood morning wankers
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Ay lad hate to break it to you but theres a new thread already. You might wanna remove this one.
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Nice thread
please post in this nice thread

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/can we have a goth thread for robots?
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>>36744632
most of the faggots here are barely old enough to remember emo let alone goth
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>>36744663
just because you didn't grow up in the 80's doesn't mean you cant be goth

...right?
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>>36744685
yea it does
00s goth is nothing like 80s goth
and 80s goth was for retards who couldn't just stick to new wave like they should

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I hear a lot of beeping and honking. The wagecucks must be partaking in their daily ritual: the morning commute.
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>NEET
>awake in the morning
I don't buy it
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>>36744590
Gotta hit the gym early and flirt with the sluts, maybe your gf too

spoiler]you silly wagiecuckold[/spoiler]
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>>36744590
We have fulfilling tasks that give our lives meaning to complete wagie, we're happy to wake up in the morning :)

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Post robot music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E_ZNALQjfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

makes u think
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>>36744516
Better link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8Q4ZJFjtI
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>>36744516
There's no such thing as robot music...
As long as you listen to what you want, and purely what you want without any consideration for norms, trends or expectations, it falls straight into what you might think of as "robot music"...
But here's a good one anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlC7oG_2W4

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What would happen if all men suddenly died? Or if very few survived?

Stories depicting the death of all women always show some apocalypse with men going crazy, but men always relieved themselves through masturbation and homossexuality. I believe men could work up some solution and fix the problem, while keeping relative peace like in many calamities from the past. Perhaps peace would IMPROVE without women instigating the worst in men.

I don't believe women, on the other hand, would be able to keep running society. They'd form tribes and live of the remains of society.
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I personally think an ideal society would be 10 women for each man.
The women would be taught how to maintain the machinery that needed to be operated and do manual labor and such, while the men would function as supervisors and basically be NEETs. Also, each NEET-lord would have a harem of exactly 10 women.
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>>36744513
I think it would be mostly fine.
As far as history goes, women are actually quite stable creatures, who can make long term plans and come up with some sort of hierarchy. And remember that a woman has to bear a children for 9 months, whereas a man just has to ejaculate, which takes a few minutes at most. So if a society was left with many women and a handful of men, it would be able to rebuild itself much faster, and therefore it could go back to normal relatively fast.
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>>36744604
Women aren't stable, they just look quiet as parasites. They third party their warlike nature by turning men into their slaves and making them fight in some sick cock fighting.

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>tfw 600 word reflection essay due for my English class due in an hour

I'm not even joking, I'm thinking of failing.
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>>36744501
just do it
100 words every 10 minutes, easy
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>>36744501
post topic and i'll write it
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>>36744541
What I improved with my writing regarding my essays and a summary of my writing strengths and weaknesses. Doesn't have to include any details regarding the essays.

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What are your thoughts on pornagraphy?
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>>36744361
low quality post, its degenerate, get post block soon from mods
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>>36744361
Use on occasions. Once every day is safe.
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>>36744361
On one hand I've heard porn called a modern art in the same vein as nude statues from classical Rome or the Renaissance, since porn is a celebration of human sexuality and beauty. The problem comes when you jack off to porn. Therein lies the degeneracy and slow corrosive breakdown of male drive.

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going to see a therapist tomorrow for the first time. whats it like?
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Like talking to someone who is paid to care, but doesn't really care and is just taking your money.
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>>36744342
>whats it like?
First couple of times will be basically telling about your family, life, current situation and what do you want from therapy in general.
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>>36744359
what im expecting

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I hate her so much. How could someone so worthless be so arrogant? Why can't women stop being so... 'normal'?
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>>36744306
who dis bitch is?
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I fucking hate women youtubers too. I wish they could all be flain alive.
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>>36744510
"Shoe0nhead" or something close to that. Looks like that girl named Boxy or whatever way you spell it grew up and became a social commentator.

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ITT: We share our failed normie experiences

>Be me @ 11 yrs old
>somewhat quiet and definetly shy
>a qt grill has a crush on me
>she's like 2 years older than me
>and twice my size
>we get together
>me, her and my two older mates go to the local shopping center
>my two friends entourage her to give me head
>she agrees
>ohshit.mov
>we go into an empty disabled persons toilet
>Have no clue how to get the ball rolling
>freeze for 2 seconds and then I blurt
>w-well this is awkward
>she giggles "heh he"
>try to be more funny
>make fake orgasms noises for my friends listening in at the door
>the levelness of awkwardness at this point becomes planetary and we enter the 5th dimension
>they open and we go out
>later on she gets upset and thinks I'll dump her because she didn't give me head kek
>tfw when still a virgin
>tfw when still succless
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>Be me
>5,6,7 grade can't recall
>Girls asking all boys who their crush is
>Waifu make beeline towards me
>Waifu ask me who my crush is
>Waifu didn't know or realized she was the Waifu
>Make up some bs girl
>BS girl was not actually bs, she was real
>Waifu tries get me and bs girl to talk
That was the first awkward experience I ever had or cared to remember
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>>36744295
> see qt goth/scene chick around in highschool
>one day my friend well call him K invites me to crash some bitches birthday party
>he was a mischevious smug guy
>reminds me of smug pepe alot
>i digress, i actually meet the qt goth mentioned earlier at the "party"
>its mostly girls, theres lesbians making out in the backyard
>in total there were only 10 of us
>some fat nigger was spray painting penises on the brick wall outside kek
>well im an autistic sperg so i just tried to make friends with the qt the same way i made friends with the spergy outcasts at school
>by being an edgy idiot
>i start talking about eugenics and about how hitler was a savior of europe
>after maybe a minute she casually picks up a stick on the (we all were in the backyard) ground
>then she pull a necklace out from under her shirt
>its the star of david
>if you dont know thats like a jewish symbol or some shit

Cont in next post my cat needs food
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>>36744559
pIease continue

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property development edition
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off to see a therapist, wish me luck lads
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moving to Aus next week lads

>Tfw you escaped
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Posting at work (during lunch)

>>36744497
Fucking normie

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How many fembots are exhibitionists?
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slick op
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>>36744287
>How many [whores] are [desperate for attention]?
Fix'd for you OP
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>>36744287
the fucking degenerate roasties

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Hi /jp/, I made you a bentou.
d-douzo
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she looks like one of those underaged ukranian sex slaves. the background makes it even more uncanny.
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>>36744276
How would you know that?
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>>36744277
they used to be posted all the time in /b/. now i'm getting flashbacks and feel like shit again fuck you you could see their suffering on their faces and there were hundreds how could something like that happen in europe of all places not even in america

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itt post and r8 other anons meme oc
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>>36744265
very nice anon, never thought of that
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>>36744339
nice one anon r8 and like

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just got back from the gym lads

not even 8 am yet i've got the whole day ahead of me

might study some physics or philosophy then do some chess theory

in the afternoon i'll go have sex with the woman who lives next door
she's lonely because her husband is away all day at work

in the evening i'll have a gourmet meal prepared by a michelin starred chef before heading down to the piano lounge where i will showcase my virtuoso skills before the community

NEET life best life
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>>36744260
All wagecuck boy pucci belongs to our our superior NEET cocks
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>>36744260
>neets hitting the gym

They are evolving!
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>>36744260
>might study some physics or philosophy then do some chess theory

Porn. You're going to jerk off to porn and that's it.

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