Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5875. page

>>36747202
Bend over white boi
oregano originally robot is an unoriginal faggot

>>36747202
Why are you staring at people's dicks in the locker room?

he probably correctly assumed you were a fag who wants his cock

>>36747621
Op is a fag who wants his cock.

>>36747184
>As long as I keep under 1,000 calories a day I can eat whatever I want and still lose weight?

Yes

>>36747184
1000Kcal is too little if you aren't some kind of midget or a woman. You'll just fail due to frustration, or go back in weight due to the jojo effect.

>>36747184
Easier than it sounds in the long run, but it will work.

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How do you have zero scars

>not wanting to come back as a butchered carcass ghost and torment Chad and Stacy

Shigura daigoro-desu

>>36747156
Because i'm not a clumsy faggot.

Never broken a bone neither.
I am a glass cannon you apish brute

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>>36747088
>robots
>gf
How about you choke on my virgin penis, you idiot?

>>36747088
h-happy.
we dont have gf, and i dont want one in the near future.

>>36747111
look dude i just want a robot boyfriend to worship with my mouth, would you let a girlfriend do these things if you had one

me also but not because im gay because im not gay

i respect your opinion but respectfully disagree

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>>36747006
... you're new to shitposting, aren't you?

Dear everyone on neetbux,

If you aren't challenging yourself in life, what are you doing really?

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To the fembot who blocked me for no reason after 3 conversations:

I got nudes from a much hotter girl shortly afterward. You probably want to think that I killed myself or something. Guess what fag? Nope.

Maybe next time try making your orbiters the slightest bit interested in you before you try to be /devilish/. You're not quite at that level.

>>36746944
A
I really want to talk to you. I mean I always wanted to as long as I've known of you, but in recent months we've seen each other around a lot and now I'm practically dying to actually talk to you. I see you do too by the way you look and smile back at me whenever you pass by me. The problem is I don't know what circumstance I would be able to approach you without it being inconvenient. You come into my work rather frequently now but I know we won't talk to one another cause I'm busy working and you're just stopping by for various things. I'm kinda hoping we have a class at school in the near future. If you really want to talk to me then you can see me at work, I can take like a 10-15 min. break just to talk to you if you come and ask, and please do so. I want to get to know you so bad, from what I do know about you we have some characteristics in common. Anyway, good morning beautiful, how are you feeling? :)
J

>he didn't check himself

>>36746895
>that kid who is goofy dumb yet gets A+

>>36746895
>that kids who cried after he saw how well filled is his launch box compared to other kids, and thought him how that means his mom loves him. and other plebs dont love thier kids niether to thier kids love them and thats why society is fucked up. at age of 5, second day of school.

i love you mom.

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Holy fucking shit I love you for letting me know about this person.
http://chirb.it/eMkqbC

>>36748018
Thank her yourself.

>>>/d/7390392

imagine being so shit an artist you need to follow stupid memes like this all the time and constantly draw art of whatever meme is "hot"

imagine being shadshit

Postmodernist pseudointellectual gibberish.

There's no value in writing bullshit which is intentionally made difficult to understand or has no meaning.

WAKE UP

>>36746962
Hark! I hear it now: the agonizing call of the insufferable plebian, crying out in vain for there is none other than the Creator, Himself, who might help him and therefore no hope in which to levy his faith, that there is no option whereby his miserableness may thus be redeemed.

>>36747076
Anon, you and me are of a same mind, I too plan to unite the Autists under one flag, that we may escape from the yoke of normalfaggotry and create a society of our own choosing

>>36746847
>Why even live?
drugs

tfw no one to go get me burger king

>>36746847
Be my gf, I'll love u forever

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>>36746746
Don't you defile lain by putting these retarded, degenerate thoughts in the same post as her image. Apologize and then promptly delet

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>>36746889
stop believing in spooks mr origami

don't use a lain picture like that

>>36746701
>How many of you were raised by single mother?How much did it affect you?
>While i know my mom tried the best for me, the lack of a masculine figure really ruined me and destroyed any chance of successful future

Almost the same for me except that I'm currently shooting for a good future
>good grades
>medium looks
>tfw kv
>tfw no gf
Well there is still hope for me as I'm only 18 currently

>>36746922
well you need to get out then

>mom drank a lot
>when i had a problem I'd go to her
>responses would be something you really don't tell a kid who is questioning and basing his reality on that answer
>stopped asking when I was 13 and tried to figure shit out on my own
>dad wasn't around much but when he was he had a passive personality, was never assertive and "mom is always right"
>found 4chan in my teens and adopted 4chan personality, full of self-hate and bitter towards everything

I'm slowly learning self-love and becoming much more caring to myself and others and it feels amazing because people are usually friendly.

>>36746644
>am i the only fembot who really likes muscular chad type guys?

Yea

>>36746644
no, theyre my thing too

Girls in general don't like them. It's mostly gay men who do.

>>36746627
With some initiative and planning yes

>>36746648
Also find a place to shower or riverbathr yourself

In LA, Chad lives in a van and fucks lolis there

>>36746624
CONtext?
Originuruu kyaa

>>36746624
>posting nicknames on 4chan

>>36746624
women think they are entitled to friendship

women cant understand rejection hurts ( hence why they freak out and cant fathom, then lash out when a guy says no like in ops pick) and you cant turn attraction feelings off magically.

Sorry you had to go through that OP she doesnt sound like much of a friend