>"Oi Anon, where'dya think yer goin off to so fast?"
>"Back to yer room, ta masterbate ta annuhmay lasses?"
>"Nay, we're goin' to get a pint!"
And thus, autism realized.
>>36751405
>fake red hair
>doesn't look scottish
>to cute to be domineering
>nay
Do you think scottish people talk like this? Holy shit, anon
such a brave kid
so brave
you don't find courage like this anymore
kids just don't have it in them nowadays
>>36751361
>such a brave kid
this
>>36751361
post more riginato
I am a 18 years old guy i fell for this meme
i tried and didn't liked the feeling, but i suggest you stop, because can make boys have disphoria.
didn't liked any anal stimulation, tried already 10 times, my dick gets hard, but i didn't liked it
I didn't feel my prostate either, and i already tried with a dildo (Hurt as hell) and i vibrator.
>>36751339
you probably need to just relax more, start smaller and slower. I advise just fingers to start.
>>36751339
>tfw your penis is bigger than the highest average
>>36751339
Holy shit 3.8 cant be right
What would you do if you were turned into a female?
>>36751304
I wouldn't stop masturbating.
>>36751325
So nothing would change at all?
>>36751304
Masturbate and then fuck lots of guys and girls.
>be whitefembot
>have a BLACKED fetish because I spend so much time on r9k
Thanks a lot dickhead
Would you....suck my dickhead?
Post pictures pls. No bullying, only want to imagine you getting fucked by a black man with a large cock.
inb4 300+ replies cuz blacked and fembot
Realistically how possible is this?
>>36751289
There are better islands on the world that they could use
>>36751289
An eccentric billionare
>>36751289
I will kick in $45,000 if you let me grow opium there.
We can fuck haiti even harder if we export there, and I already have security.
Do any of you have experience with schizophrenia? Either yourself or a family member or friend?
How did it start? How was it dealt with?
>>36751279
my grandma had schizo and had ideas of stuff like little green men were following her
Phones keyboard was broken and would make random strings, I normally ignored them but when I went nuts I was convinced Anonymous had hacked my phone and was sending me secret messages/ commands ie: I would see mannnggo as a command "man go" to go to walmart and buy a mango.
Also got really interested in Scientology and Jesus.
Also hallucinated some black helicopters since I was a secret military psyops prophet starting a new religion.
>>36752198
also installed everything that had a popup on my computer since different factions of Anonymous and Taoist hackers were competing for my attention, since I was the chosen one, and thats how theyd send secret messages.
When did you realize Marriage in the west was a joke?
>>36751229
liberal agenda filled with cultural marxism has hijacked the once great institution of marriage, so sad about this.
Yet I've got something to say, the elder values that we have always had must never perish, do not let the cultural marxism and it's wicked and devilish degeneracy fool you, do not let them win.
>>36751290
you sound like such a raging faggot, no offense
after seeing the 50% divorce rate statistic when I was like 11 or 12 or something
There's a simple solution to literally every world Problem.
Build sex robots
> no overpopulation
> less rapist
> less CO2 because declining population
> more intact famillys, because fathers marry because they love the charackter of women and want a child
> less aggression in men
> women dont get reduced on vagina like feminists want
> you can be happy with much less because you dont have to impress a woman
> Land gets cheaper because less population
EVERY GOV ON THE WORLD SHALL START RESEARCHING SEXROBOTs
Yeah let's build something that will invalidate women for half the population, do you have any idea how hard women would fight against this? You are taking away most of their worth, it won't happen.
>>36751191
>you can be happy with much less because you dont have to impress a woman
This would be a big problem for (((them))). All the cucked first world western economies would slow down or collapse. Already in places where most men are turbonormie chads (like, for example, most of Latin America and Africa) and getting laid is easy there is no incentive to work hard.
>>36751191
Overpopulation is a hoax you silly
>in middle school
>only black kid in math class
>substitute is in that day, class fucking around not paying attention
>go to bathroom
>come back to find the 'nigger' etched into my plastic folder and the white boys in the corner smirking
I want my reparations
>7th grade
>kid in front of me farts
>blames it on me because I'm already not liked
>everyone makes fun of me for it for the rest of the year
>>36751179
>in school
>mexican kid in mexican class
>new kid enters school
>it's a bloody nigger
>rest of the year ruined
>>36751179
>nigger
my sides
Help me fellow robots
I just broke up with my now ex gf
good for you anon, you dodged a bullet
have you tried turning it off and on
pragmatism of the origami shall allow the post
>>36751177
how did you get a gf in the first place anon
please tell me
Once in a while I end up having a vague feeling of time having "stretched". I feel as if MONTHS if not years have passed since Friday. I still have a relatively clear recollection of the events of last week, but it seems to me like they happened years ago and I don't remember much between then and now. I've been feeling this way since yesterday morning.
Is something wrong with my brain? Anyone else ever feel the same thing?
Yeah happens to me when I'm losing a lot of sleep or after I take a psychedelic.
Do wake up often when sleeping?
>>36752052
It seems to be the opposite in my case, it seems to happen more if I'm very well rested and get to sleep to my full. Most of the time the "cut-off" happens on a weekend or otherwise early in the following week.
I don't really wake up while sleeping or take any drugs.
>>36752484
Anything turamatic happen lately? Any anxiety? could be Tachypsychia.... you do sports or have issues with blood pressure?
>tfw no au naturel bf
Ill got out with you. But I am also overweight and have a small dick
>>36751175
>au naturel
that's me
>>36751193
he's just in this for the (((you)))s
he doesn't actually want to find a bf since he has been doing this for a long time
pretty sure Aya was right
that im useless
I hate waking up with this anxiety every morning
>>36751133
I had pretty bad morning anxiety too today, probably not as bad as yours though.
>>36751133
It's time to kill yourself weenie
>>36751251
What happened anon?
i cried all morning again
Wait a sec, if women are having more sex than ever before why are there so many male virgins, r9k??
Because they only have sex with chad.
something about 80% only (((((dates))))) the 20%
>>36751125
that koala is cute as shit