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>Finish college. Get boring engineering job. Depressed af.
>In my country the youth can't afford a place, so they stay with their parents until 40, or share a flat.
>Crazy mom must know my credit card, email, and phone passwords. Always nagging. She has OCD. She refuses to take medication.
>No friends. Permavirgin.
>Super introverted, so I think I'm still better than sharing home with strangers.
>Meeting girls at college was hard, now almost impossible (work's a sausage fest).

>Weird uncle dies, and wills me his flat in a city. He wrote I must take the opportunity to flee from his sister's claws.
>Owning a home at 25 puts me in the richest 5%.
>Spend my first extra bucks in a psychologist and psychiatrist. Get antidepressants, fight extreme social phobia and OCD.
>Manage to move out with their help.

>Get research job at a uni (don't need so much money now). Calmer, less hours, socialize for the first time. Get a social circle. Still mostly guys.
> Lose my virginity to a whore, but I feel it doesn't count. Must get true love.
> Start lifting.
>Go to a choral society for young adults to meet more people (i.e. grills).
> Since now I own a home, dress well, teach at university, and play the piano, people call me "interesting."
> Still have many autistic quirks, though.

> 6.5/10 starts pursuing me. She's always chatting me out. I'm not used to attention. One day after rehearsal she kisses me.
>Get to my mcMansion. Hard as fuck.
>Open zipper and my modest cock pops out like a jack-in-the-box.
> Get a bad blowjob. Her energy seems to be dropping.
>Hand a condom to her. I get them in packs of 100 from Amazon.
> She looks at it and laughs. "Hahahaha, you buy a brand called MySize, Anon?".
>Feel very embarrassed. She's stil giggling.
>Try to fuck her but I can't keep the boner. She leaves.

I'm 27, still haven't cummed inside a girl I didn't pay, and feel like life now isn't better than when living with mom.

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So, my mom wrote an e-mail and demanded that I inform her about what's happening in my life and how I feel, because in the last phone-call I was very concise.

Now I have to write back. Can you help me figuring out how honest I should be?

Should I tell her that a part of me despises her and sees her as an enemy?
Should I tell her that I deplore the fact that I lack the heartlessness necessary to cut contact completely?
Should I tell her that I always feel down after meeting her and that a conversation with her is poison for all my hopes and desires?
Should I tell her that I went home grinning from the hospital the day she received her cancer-diagnosis?

Damn, I feel conflicted right now? Please help me /r9k/.

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total autism stories

tell stories about when you were being an autistic retard. i'll start

>be me
>12 years old
>its Christmas day
>be exited as fuck because gonna get new animal crossing
>receive animal crossing game from aunt
>play it all day
>even bring it to school to play
>fast forward a couple of months
>there is a big cool event in my town where they release all the water from the dam
>don't give a damn, i really just want to play animal crossing
>almost to the location
>mom says to put it up sense were almost there
>i say just a couple more minutes
>decide to go to the island in the game
>were at the dam
>i go to save the game
>"you cannot save in this location"
>ohno.jpg
>my mom says put it up
>i have to ride all the way back to the town in the stupid boat
>takes about 2 minutes cause of the stupid fucking frog singing and i cant skip
>mom gets pissed off
>while im waiting my mom gets even more pissed off
>starts yelling at me and slaps me
>says were going home
>start crying and say sorry and that we can still go back
>says no
>this event only happens every 60 years
>wanna fucking kill myself when i get home
>have suicidal thoughts for about a week
all because of this stupid fucking game mechanic i ruined a perfect family moment

god damn autism man

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in this thread you can
>give (You)'s
>get (You)'s
remember, you get a (You), you must give a (You)

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Post your shoes robots

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This happened back in January.
>Hanging out at church with 5/10 girl and her drugged-out friend who just wanders off
>girl tells me she likes me
>retarded loner side of me says "I like you too"
>regret this the next hour
>fast forward to three weeks later
>she breaks up with me on sunday and says she's not in the mood for relationship
>finally, I can be a shut-in again
>see her on tuesday
>she's in such a shitty mood
>talks shit about me
>MFW she claims I dumped her and was an asshole to her
>everybody else is talking smack behind her back for starting so much shit
>even her drugged-out friend doesn't like her
>fast forward to thursday
>hanging out with one of her ex-boyfriends who happens to also be my friend
>turns out she got a new boyfriend on fucking monday
>are you fucking kidding

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>you'll never be the cuck in a gay-cuckold relationship

why even live senpai

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BETA SQUADRON STANDING BY

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>when life is already going poorly and then you find termites or carpenter ants on your floor

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We May now - edition

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Are virgies now the minority on r9k? Feels like this place is mostly normies now.

Let's take an informal survey. Please reply to this thread with the current status of your virginity: broken or intact.

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What is the most interesting experience that you ever had anon? Asking because i am boring and curious.

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>got brand new expencive phone
>iNormie.gif
>nobody to chat with
i just have 4 fucking contacts, how do normal people chat with a ton of people at once? I only write with one person on whats-normie, but i'm sure he don't want to anymore.
How to get more chats on whats-normie when nobody likes me?

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Imagine the pus pus, wet and warm and safe, a pulsating mouth that will suck your cock dry with every quiver, like a wet soft blowjob.

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Anyone else considering Tradeschool?