>tfw piety is your best friend
>>36754121
I don't keep up with discordfags, but I love helperposters. Why is he your best friend anon? Tell us about him.
>>36754250
she's always there for me, and nice to me when nobody else is
>>36754338
>she
my condolences little man. can't save them all.
How do i get robot gf?
I just want someone to play tf2 with
go to /soc/ and find yourself a Trappie
>>36754002
settle for traps
>>36754002
How much do I need to pay for a dinner with reviewbrah?
HELP
I ADDED SOMEONE FROM THE ZEEMAP THREAD BECAUSE I AM A GUY AND THEIR LOCATION ICON SAID THEY ARE A GIRL AND WE ARE IN THE SAME LOCATION. THEY ADDED ME BACK!
WTF DO I DO?
theres no girls on that, the icon means female(male)
Go OP, run like the wind to discover femanon
>>36753996
I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. IF THIS PERSON IS A FUCKING DUDE I WILL BE PISSED
How often do you find yourself truly smitten and crushing on another person?
I'm 30, I've had relationships, one-night-stands, friends with benefits. I've loved and lost. I've lusted and I've had infatuations. Yet, somehow it feels I was only with these women because they wanted -me-. A lot of them were truly beautiful, but even then... I've never truly desired them with all my heart.
I think the last time I felt this way was with a girl in middle school. We were both 14 at the time and I remember how I would daydream about her all the time. I've never had it since... it's making me question a lot of things.
What about you, /r9k/?
I'm also realizing that I wouldn't want to date any of the pornstars I fap to.
Like, I'd fuck them, but... I'm totally not attracted to them in any other way. That's really weird, somehow.
>>36753962
You can get the fuck >>>/out/ normie!
>>36753962
>they wanted -me-
Must feel nice faggot.
So Anon, why should I hire you over Chad? He's hot and has low body fat with visible abs
That depends. How many Chads do you currently have in the office? How many robots do you have in the office?
You want to maintain a ratio of 4 to 1, with the one being a robot. We are much rarer than your uncommon Chad arch type.
Hire too many Chads, and nothing will get done around the office. You should have at minimum one robot per office work group. We are the power grinders of the working force.
>>36753959
If you go in for an interview and the interviewer is a woman just walk out because they can't respect any man they don't want to fuck
Everytime I've had an interview with a man its gone well and everytime I've had an interview with a woman they are always cold and wrap it up quickly
>>36753959
You're right, you should hire Chad. I'm only here because they'd sanction my neetbux if I didn't attend
Why do gay boys hold grudges for so long
I just want him to forgive me
>>36753955
Why don't you begin by saying what you did to him?
>>36753955
>Why do gay boys hold grudges for so long
they are all the same
just find a new gay boy
>>36753978
He told me a secret (that he was raped as a child), but I'm not good at keeping secrets so I told a few friends by the end of the day and now dozens of people know. This was about six months ago.
cum to omegle pls. im lonely
tag r9k
video or text
text is for true robots
>>36753928
you aren't saying anything to be faggot
>>36753928
shes such a qt op i love redheads
Can we have a Boomer hate thread?
>>36753872
>inherit the greatest wealth and prosperity from their predecessors
>squander it all in a few decades and are leaving their successors with a much poorer, browner version of the United States
tfw to smart to be americuck
>want us to go in debt buying houses
>opted for an unwinnable war
>thought smoking was healthy
>movies were a nickel
I refuse to take anything they seriously. Also
>always need help with chrome or word
Neetbux. SSI Income. Disability. Whatever you want to call it. Can we have a thread about this?
How many of you all are actually on NEETbux? Do you legitimately have any conditions? How did you get to where you are at?
how do i get on neetbux in the uk
the only 'disability' I have is a general anxiety disorder that I'm on pills for
>>36753842
I've been on the bux for about two years now after a life time of managing my own depression. Finally got diagnosed with profound Anhedonia and dysthymia. My father died unexpectedly and I found I was unable to force myself to function anymore. I get $900 a month.
>>36753842
Someone post uncle remus's guide in dis thread
http://imgur.com/a/OyOid
Heres de link
I broke my penis after fapping to anime feet for over 5 hours desu. If the joystick doesn't heal I'm going to have to use the hidden button.
>>36753802
that's some real dedication anon
I'm proud of you
>>36753802
>such a degenerate you have to become more of a degenerate
>>36753802
>If the joystick doesn't heal I'm going to have to use the hidden button.
that's the pathway to gay anon
don't do it
Would you pay for a service where an anonymous girl chats with you as if you are her boyfriend? I read about some chat whoring services where you don't have to show nudes or stuff, but still get decent pay..
Nope, I just watch twitch streamers.
GG your easy days are over.
>>36753789
>pay
>anonymous
>girl
Why? Why the fuck? Unless you mean voice chat. There are hordes of gay boys on steam and discord that can make any anon feel loved more than any roastie would.
>>36753832
this is so fucking true it hurts
they're on the same level as roasties though
well not on the same level because some of them can be bros
Welp, I just came to this. Is this acceptable fap material? Should I feel guilty?
https://youtu.be/Nh0pHvFsmng
>>36753772
Please help help please me me help me please please
>>36753772
It's passable, i wouldn't fap to it cause i'm not into asmr but if you're into it, why shouldn't you fap?
When in doubt always fap.
DON'T TALK ABOUT WINTERWHISPERS LIKE THAT, SHE IS A SAINT
If you could push a button and end all human life on earth would you?
I would. Every day that goes by is more proof that this world is full of shit. You have kikes, mudslimes, communists, and feminists fucking everything up every which way and purging every last one of them is not even realistic. I used to think that natural death would suffice, but apparently there are studies being done to see if you can merge a person's consciousness with machinery to create "immortality" and that's the straw that broke my back. I gladly hope we experience an apocalyptic event to just fucking end us all before that happens.
>those nipples
>>36753698
you probably spend your entire day on /pol/, i suggest going outside
>>36753700
I do have hobbies and a social life, but I seriously fucking lost it seeing some video about what humans might be like within 1,000 years.
>Your future self is watching you right now through memories
Creepy shit
i doubt it
i really do
>>36753757
Are you saying that you will be doing much better? Dead?
>>36753839
Either dead or I simply wont remember
I forget a lot of things easily, nothing much has happened in the past years so i'll probably lose this one too
I'm 29 and my neighbor is 16 (AOC in my state). She asked me to ask her out on a date.
Whut do? I'm a total loser that lives in my brother's basement. She can hear me playing piano and we talk about music sometimes.
she can literally have any chad she wants. she's beautiful. but we connect musically, i guess
>>36753605
All roasties are shit.
You have to assume that.
That's where your impression of her should start.
Get closer to her if you want, but your reason is to exploit her body and eventually discover why she is shit. Eventually you'll find a disgusting trait that you hate in her. That's when you finally leave her.
>>36753605
Let me add that I'm balding and have bad skin.
>>36753605
>>36753659
You're going to get toasted by her on social media.