If you use social media and have friends, you are a faggot ass normie
>>36756385
what if the only followers you have are bots?
IF YOU ARE USING A COMPUTER IN A 1ST WORLD COUNTRY WHILE POSSESSING LIMBS, YOU DO NOT HAVE AIDS, AND YOU HAVE ACCESS TO FOOD, YOU ****************************************************** C A N N O T ************************************************* BE A ROBOT! YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY ABANDONED QUADRIPLEGIC DYING NIGGER BABIES LYING IN THE HOT UNPAVED GRAVEL ROADS OF NIGERIA WITH FLIES GOING INTO THEIR EYES CAN BE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>36756461
Oh I live in a 1st world country, and I have access to food. Still, having friends is a HUGE sign of being a fucking normie
>dating girl that's doxxed on here
>she cut all contact from her orbiters
but still gets money because of her known PayPal
how can I get money directly to my PayPal
Is Marx's critique of stirner even worth reading? Every critique I've read of stirner has either misinterpreted him or was just the guy being butthurt.
>>36756419
sign up for paypal? doesn't take a genius buddy.
What would you have done in his shoes lads?
>>36756361
killed myself
same thing i would have done in my shoes
>>36756361
Get in that sweet chunky chocolate
>tfw Im skelly as dj with the same haircut
>>36756361
hes not wearing shoes
greetings you filthy fucks
post your saddest music of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgdS7Lmn6_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4
kino gruppa krovi
>>36756395
Nice taste anon.
>>36756339
I'd say the music in this perfectly captures what it would be like to be hanged.
>>36756451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHqnSX4SJ_A
Forgive my internet autism, forgot to post the link.
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WORDS CANNOT EVEN EXPRESS
>18 years old
>i have this cup that is really special to me
>old subway bring back cup from the 1980's
>hasn't been washed since 1984
>belonged to my dads old friends steve brown
>steve brown died and my dad used the cup
>dad dies a year ago and i take the cup
>use it every day
>only cup i use
>chad fucking brother
>"ew you fucking sicko wash your fucking cup"
>say no and try to explain while he wrestles it from me
>knocks me to the floor and washes it
>mfw stupid fucking brother broke a tradition twice as old as him
why in the fuck do stupid fucking people have to ruin everything this was somthing that has been done for 3 generations and its all gone, a fucking thing that has been happening for 33 fucking years is fucking ruined.
fuck them op
>>36756319
Maybe take a couple steps back and think about the reason why you're sperging so hard right now. Washing a cup. Just let that sink in. Washing a cup is the reason you're blogposting in rage. Washing a cup. Good god, loser
>>36756502
>lmao bro fuck traditions lmao fuck sentimental shit bro wtf is that lmao
>new neighbors
>loud as fuck
>let their nigger cat in my yard
>at least one roastie living there
>make loud sex noises at night
>won't shut the fuck up
>leave lots of trash on their balcony
>always outside on their fucking balcony making noise ree
>Out there RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Yelling about retarded shit
>Their roof was leaking and it went through the wall and came through my ceiling
FUCK
Post shitty neighbor stories ITT
>living in an apartment
>not living in a cabin in the countryside
you reap what you sow, fuckface
>chilling at home watching tv
>someone knocks on the side door
>open it
>big, shirtless white guy with face tattoos and a row of beercans tatted across his chest
>says he locked himself out of his apartment next door
>asks for a butterknife or flat head so he can get back in
>grab him a butter knife cus im not about to say no to this man
>he leaves
>comes back 2min later
>thanks me and gives me the knife back
at first I thought i accidentally let a man break into my neighbors house but no, he's actually my neighbor
now they're playing shitty pop music loudly
FUCKING REE
>>36756309
You need to be 18 to post here
>try to order 24 cans of dr pepper cause local stores don't have any
>21 dollars
>seems fine
>go to checkout
>241 dollars
the fuck?
>>36756259
Where the fuck do you live? The north slope of Alaska? Some isolated cannibal island in the pacific?
You gotta pay shipping brah
>>36756259
just find a place to buy the syrup instead
Guys, I have a problem. I'm an internet junkie, I know that's not as bad as an actual drug using junkie but it's starting to affect my personal life. I have no social life, and I only work a part time job. Other then that I'm spending probably a good 12-16 hours a day on the computer, and when I come home from work I get on the computer and stay up till 3 or 4 in the morning on the computer.
I really don't know how to combat it, like I suppose I could read books from now or something but I figured if you aren't addicted to the internet then you're probably addicted to your phone, or television. I figured usually people aren't addicted to things like the internet or TV because they have a social life and friends to hang out with and do things with, I don't have that. I really don't even know how to make friends, like I have no friends in this town and I'm not sure how you just randomly go and make a friend.
I've tried Tinder but that's more for dating, and I really am not sure how you go about just finding people in your town to hang out with. I'm out of college now, and I know if you're a student on a campus it's really easy to make friends your own age but if you're not on a college campus it's tough. Really I'm getting off topic, this thread is suppose to be about my problems with being addicted to the internet. I really need to limit my time spent on the internet.
Does anyone have any tips? Does anyone have any experience with internet addiction? Should I just pack up my PC and lock it in my closet? Or should I maybe try limiting my time on the computer? Perhaps just like giving myself a set amount of time each night and then spending the rest of it doing something else? I was thinking maybe I could spend some time on the internet and then spend the rest of the time reading a book.
>>36756197
Me to anon except I'm also a pill junkie so hey.
Why are you bringing this normie problem on here?
go talk to people and if they keep talking to you eventually they will be your friend its just natural. you cant just add someone and be his friend instantly thats not natural
>want to get a job
>Applied to about 40 this week
>No replies
>Not even negative replies
>Gonna go in the job center tomorrow and ask for help finding a job
I just want a steady income so I can save up and move out, anyone else in the same boat?
gonnan go join the military desu
tfw to dumb two get a job
Did you give your future boss a nice firm handjob?
If/when I get a job and my own place this is my plan
>Found places in Japan are cheap to rent
>Like 150 gbp a month for a small place
>Will save up some money and then go and use my holiday time and have a month in Japan
>Go back home after a month and continue work
>Rinse and repeat
Just wanna cry me a river for a moment thank you v much.
Guys here make it out to be easy for girls to get laid and find some 'desperate' guy to date, but for 'undesirable' girls too?
I'm an aspie and fugly as fudge, no guy has ever showed any interest in me. The times I initiated I was met with ridicule and disgust, like I must be joking or something. No one wants to believe I could actually be in their league, no, they're far superior, how dare I ever think to talk to them. That's seriously how shitty guys are too, no better than girls.
Places to meet guys would be like bars? Bars make me sperge out, so that isn't an option... Online dating? If you're ugly you're an instant pass. Even robots feel like they can do better and would rather obsess over a pretty girl fantasy than go out with me. Don't say it aint so either.
People assume I'm a goon based solely on my looks. Even girls don't want to be associated with ugly girls. Even ugly girls try to put other ugly girls down. Look at tumblr, it's a cesspool of hate and belittlement and chide.
And then this place too, oh you're a girl, tits or gtfo. How is it easier for us huh, it's so shitty to constantly feel like an outcasted, worthless piece of trash. You say it's easier, well, it's not easy for me. It's hard and it sucks and I too wish I had a place like this in times it hits me hard and I don't know how to go on.
End of rant I guess
Define fugly? Is it your face or your body, or both?
In uni I know a girl that is rather unattractive (saggy small breasts, thin hair, box-shaped body, never wears make-up). With a friend I once joked that she is the least attractive girl in our year, and he said he doesn't even consider her a girl. We first talked to each other in our third semester and partnered up for exercises in several lectures since then. I still don't find her pretty, but I kind of grew fond of her, you know, daydreaming about being outcasts together and holding each other tight. Once she smiled at me, and it made me feel all warm inside. If she would signal any kind of interest in me now, I would approach her, but she always seems rather cold and distant as of late. I think she didn't take it well when in one of our lectures, there was this very pretty girl everyone looked after, including me and my friend.
I have no sympathy since I went onto OKC and tinder and hit on and messaged hundreds of plain, ugly, and fat women my age. I got back zip, zero, nothing. They were so preoccupied with the other guys chasing after them that they couldn't even look at a message. My 350 pound sister-in-law can even get hit on still, all she has to do is hang around a bar without any guys around and someone will offer her a drink and to fuck. Meanwhile, I've spent years trying to better myself and beating myself up over why no one, not even the ugliest, fattest single moms I could find online, would want me.
fucking get out of here
and since people forget, if you're gonna derail the thread, at least have the decency to sage
>>36756163
>fugly as fudge
>a goon
>m'anon
well atleast you've got the gay cowboy style down anon
It looks like hes giving birth to a dick and balls.
>>36756149
Very insightful, thank you OP
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actually laughed, hilarious thread OP
I have a dream involving this man in the picture.
>Be in a bubble bath with John or ReviewBrah from TheReportOfTheWeek.
>He is positioned to where he his sitting on my left thigh, his body is turned towards mine.
>He is telling me his concerns about his show, specifically about his loss of income.
>I remind him that it will get better for him as he is a hard worker.
>We discuss other topics as well such as new fast food items.
>He becomes passionate about an upcoming burger from Wendy's.
>He stops mid sentence and begins urinating on my right thigh and stomach.
>I don't stop him as he has to concentrate on his flow.
>He picks up right where he stopped off and I begin rinse the shampoo out of his hair.
>I start to comb his hair back to where his part is on the opposite side of his head where he normally does.
>This makes him furrow his brow, you could tell he didn't like it.
>I start referring to him as "Lecturer", and it puts a smile on his face, and allows me to continue combing his hair.
>He begins doze off as he is very relaxed.
>He slips off my thigh and his penis brushes up against mine.
>He gets startled and notices his penis and my penis are not erect, but the blood was flowing rapidly.
>His eyes drearily gaze into mine and we both start to close in on each other's lips.
>Our shortwave radio has a new episode of The Voice of the Report of the Week.
>This distracts us and we don't kiss.
This is the point where I wake up. Does this mean I have a crush on him?
>>36756079
dont attach his pure name to this smut
>>36756109
How else are you going to know who it is? I think his celebrity is needed.
>>36756079
Well there you have it, op is a faggot
Case closed
>tfw I can't stop eating because food is one of the main sources of happiness in my life
>men aren't attracted to me because of it
Why is life so hard?
Because you're too weak and worthless to stop the thing you KNOW is causing you pain. You deserve it desu
>>36756087
It's not causing me pain. It makes me very happy temporarily.
>>36756067
All I ask is that you have an okay face and are a virgin, pls date me
t. fat manbot
Chad doesn't want girls like this. So why are you not fucking them?
>>36756024
Because Tyrone likes his girls like that.
>>36756024
greenpeace would kill me
>So why are you not fucking them?
Even girls like this think they're too good for me. Damn this "thick" trend. It's making fat women think highly of themselves even though fat =/= thick.
In this thread we have emotions and talk about stuff
>>be me as a kid
>>Dad skipped outta the house a bit after I was born and see him about 4 or 5 times a year
>>Have 2 older brothers (calling them John and Jack, 5 and 6 years older than I am respectively)
>>John has pretty bad anger issues and gets into fights with Jack and all the neighborhood kids
>>One time when I was about 5, Jack and John get into a fight and John grabs a kitchen knife so Jack grabs me and runs us out of the house
>>Another time John decides he doesn't want to be in school anymore so he just ditches, cop catches him walking near the nearby woods so John punches him in the nuts and runs and hides under his bed for the next 4 hours before anyone could find him
>>John has been seeing doctors for years and getting prescribed meds but nothing has worked until he was 11
>>Doctor has bright idea to give john a CT Scan
>>Find a tumor the size of lemon lodged into the base of his brain-stem
>>He undergoes brain surgery within a week
>>Fullrecovery.jpg
>>Is declared healthy enough to come home in about a week
>>From the time that they found the tumor to the time that John was able to come home my mom was a wreck
>>Ironically it was the most that I had seen of my dad up to this point in my life
>>The doctors had warned us that his anger problems will not go away immediately, if at all, and John was kept in therapy
>>His anger problems got better at first but then they got waaaaaaaaay worse
>>When I was about 7 John gets into a fist fight with a neighbors dad, Mom moves us out to the country where she believes that John will be able to relax and not be in an aggressive atmosphere
>>John just turns his aggression towards the school system which gets him kicked out of school
>>John then points them anger guns at the family
>>Jack and John are constantly getting into fights, with Jack being a year older and a little bit stronger always managing to end his assault
I am a slower writer so bear with me
>>36756017
>family dog gets diagnosed with bone cancer in october 2012
>had him since 2003, so for most of my life
>tumor starts forming on his right paw
>given a month to live
>month passes and he's still alive and kicking
>starting to slow down
>know we can't do anything
>he's going on 10 so chemo wouldn't be worth it as his life expectancy is 11-12
>FF to the end of january
>mother is walking him around the neighborhood
>suddenly he collapses
>back legs gave out
>help carry him back to the house
>he's mostly lame in his back legs
>its the end
>can't walk to take a shit
>still has control over some muscles so he doesn't shit all over the floor
>he's going to die from an infection before the cancer
>day after superbowl 47, when my favorite team won
>get home from school
>mother says its time
>help carry him into the car to put him to sleep
>as he's placed in there he looks at me
>I've never seen a gaze like this before, it shot through my soul and filled me with grief
>walk back into my house and my mother and brother take him to the vet
>burst out crying for ten minutes
>never was this sad over a death
We got a new dog that july, first time for my mother to go without a dog in her whole life. Wasn't an easy five months.
Pt. 2
>After about a year of of trying to find a school that was able to handle John my Dad tries to take him in
>He lives with my dad and gets into a few fights in the schools and in the trailer park there and so my dad drops him off one night without a word and leaves saying "he's your problem now"
>He goes into and out of different boy's homes until I'm 10
>Comes back to live with us because his behavior started to improve dramatically
>His behavior has improved insofar that he isn't picking fights with kids on the bus anymore, he's just become completely asocial rather than antisocial
>Still picks fights with Jack but pretends that he is "protecting" me, because throughout all of this he still sees himself as heroic
>Eventually just completely refuses to go to school and manages and becomes a ward of the state
>between the ages of 12-15 my life is incredibly calm