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My mother wants me to get a tattoo, what's a funny thing to tell her?
I already said I want a swastika if I ever get a tattoo(I won't).
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why does your mother want you to get a tattoo?
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tell her eyeball tattoos, isis flag across your chest, "nigger killer" on your forehead, a cock next to your mouth
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>>36757783
tell her you will get a tattoo if she gets an IQ test
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i love you, okay anon?
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bnvyhufdbasuojlh vguy i of e dasuyh fvcds
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Right back at ya, froggy boy.
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POSI TIV ET Y!!!
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>parents raise me like a spoiled brat with no discipline or order
>turn 18
>they suddenly want me to work while studying and they treathen me with kicking me out of the house
wtf dude i didn't even asked to be born.
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tfw u were raised by some homer and marge ass niggas
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just leave the house then
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faggot I work 30+ hours a week and take 13 credits
youre a fucking spineless baby who has no sense of work ethic
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I don't appreciate how quick people are to brand something as depression.
It's so easy for me to feel something close to happiness (play video-games for an hour), and I believe true sufferers of depression contemplate suicide on a daily basis, and they can't derive any satisfaction from anything they do. It's a serious neurological disorder.
It's not "I've felt down for a couple of weeks, so I must be depressed"
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The problem is that the word depression can refer to multiple things.
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>>36757706
If enough people accept it any word can mean anything.
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People who boast about their "depression" just to get some attention is just the fucking worst
Even if sometimes they don't realize they're doing it for attention
I don't care about your fucking depression
If you are really depressed keep it to yourself and stop fucking whining
Are you supposed to stop if you see someone crash?
>Be driving along, enjoying myself, windows open
>Music playing
>See a motorcycle in my mirror
>Swerving in and out of empty lanes
>Accelerating and getting close to my rear
>Ends up doing a wheelie and flies right past me
>Loses control
>Rides over a curb and flies off
>I continue to drive and mind my own business.
He was being a dick anyway.
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>>36757661
It's probably a good thing to let people like that die.
Instead of wasting money on an ambulance, the fire dept, and police, they'll just send a coroner van for his corpse.
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my buddy slammed on his brakes to brake check a corvette- corvette slammed on his brakes and got rear ended and totaled on the highway... friend caused the accident to happen, and still drove off
so I'd say you're fine
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I would've done the same thing. I lack sympathy for people who aren't my family or close friends.
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Stop replying to bait you retards
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and 99% of posts in >>36744287 are obvious bait. Painfully obvious.
Women don't come here, and sure as shit don't identify with the badge of loserdom known as "robots". Your board is an unusable cesspool of trolling and conceit because YOU facilitate the easiest environment possible to bait users.
Stop replying. Stop. Fucking. Replying.
"I'm a fembot", "question for fembots", "white boi", and "I'm chad" threads are all bait. /b/ can identify them as bait. Why can't you?
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/r9k/ is a board for retards with no attention span
90% of the time if they see someone else replying they start replying even if it's the OP samefagging
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You can't assume all of these threads are bait threads. I get that there was an old meme back in 2008 that said "hurr ther r no gurlz on teh interwebz har har" but it's 2017 and girls aren't technologically impaired. 4chan is no longer an underground website. It's mainstream as fuck so of course these boards are going to attract some lowkey outcast edgy females that are into the same humor and memes as guys. With that said, yes there are tons of trolls/traps that pose as women and it's kind of sad.
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>hurr ther r gurlz on teh interwebz har har
Girls don't use 4chan outside of /soc/, newfag.
I'm not assuming shit. I know for a fact that all of that is bait. It reads like bait, op responds with bait, and "lowkey outcast edgy females into the same humor and memes as guys" don't exist, you virginal moron.
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>Going to finish high school soon
>Never had a female friend in my life
I'm not even ugly i'm actually tall, decent looking and get approached by girls all the time, but for some reason my initial reaction is to end the conversation as soon as possible and go on my way I've been like this my whole life.
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>>36757637
i hope this is cuz ur graduated from a guys school
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>>36757763
Actually the majority of my classmates are females.
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>>36757637
Haha, but seriously why is conversation so hard when I can talk to myself all day no problem? You're better then me op, I freeze up and can only mumble 1 word responses
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What kind of professors have you had at uni lads?
>profs working on PhD
>curve tests by 30 points and only teach for muh experience and paycheck
>prof that goes off
>said only faggots eat sour gummy worms when chad opened a pack during lecture
>this one is oregano
>prof mysteriously moved after semester
>prof with 89% drop rate
>wanted us to do 4 page written paper due by end of class day one
>50 min class
>said she didnt believe in phones or emails
>lived on a fucking farm
>navy vet prof that talked about watching people die
>3 hour class only 20 mins
>flipped chairs and threw trashcans when we did bad on tests
>prof that was cyborg tier
>actually was funny
>beaner teaching calculus
>dropped that shit instantly
>read names now when signing up for class
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>>36757623
>attend college even once
>be a robot
pick one and get off this BOARD NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>chinese dude who barely speaks any fucking english and only gives good grades to the chinese students
>indian dude who barely speaks any fucking english and only gives good grades to the indian students
that's fucking it
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>>36757623
>speaks with thick accent
>writing barely legible
>no organization
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Why aren't you trying to make yourself cute right now? Being fat isn't an excuse.
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>>36757605
Because even though I'm fat I have an aggressively masculine bone structure and could never be cute even if I had access to the world's greatest surgeons with an infinite amount of time and money.
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>>36757605
jesus fuck cheska really let "her"self go
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>>36757879n-now i wanna see a fattened up cheska
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You have died and it turns out that the world is a computer simulation. As a compensation for your life of misery, you get to live out an eternity reliving one day of your life (think Groundhog Day). Which day do you choose?
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>>36757593
Wow, that's a great reward. Thank you, compu-jesus
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>>36757593
I dont want to live out one day.
I want to spend an enternity in utopia with my sexbot filled mansion.
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>sophomore year of high school
>moved across the country the previous year
>it's summer time and we're all on summer break
>I fly back to stay with my friend for a couple weeks
>I get to see my very first crush, Samantha
>friends mom drops me off and I spend the whole day with Samantha and her friend Amanda
>her friend leaves early into the night
>it's just me and Samantha sitting outside by the pool of her condominium
>it's a warm July night in Northern California, and it's just me and her
We talked and when my friends mom came to pick me up we hugged goodbye.
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>you are conscious
>the universe exists
>this is happening
>it just is
Anyone else know /existential feels/?
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>>36757584
>Things are real and happening
Yes anon some are and some are not, whats your point?
Do you want to spark a debate with some anon who likes to approach existence from the angle which implies that we cannot truly prove whats real and whats not? Cause id say that debate is a waste of time.
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>>36757584
Just shut up, OP. You aren't even deep.
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>>36757584
This is all a dream, and one day you will wake up to new realities.
>tfw Korean Chad
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>>36757580
chad doesn't belong on this board gtfo
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>>36757580
Tfw they have to pretend to be attracted to him or they'll be executed , whereas in reality they see him as a fugly man child and later on get fucked by the real Chad
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Where's Wambrier?
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How to write a valedictorian speech? I don't want to sound like a generic normie, nor have my diploma revoked for being edgy.
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>>36757526
add "please clap" to the end as a tribute to the great Jeb!
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>>36757547
Jeb! would have won... Jeb! SHOULD have WON.
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>>36757604
Jeb won, anon. He won in our hearts
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Let's talk about weed, anons. What are your thoughts and experiences with it? I started smoking at 15, but for years it gave me severe anxiety attacks. I still smoked, but only out of peer pressure really, I was a stoner, but my deepest secret was that I actually hated weed and preferred to almost never smoke. Lately I've discovered the anxiety has gone away. I can smoke weed and it just makes me feel incredibly content and happy. It's made me feel much less lonely and more optimistic, it's made me a better person I think.
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>>36757512
>used to love it when I was around 17-18
>would get high almost daily with my best friends at the time
>dad caught me getting high onve and beat the living shit out of me
>every high that followed was an intense panic attack
>tfw dad ruined weed for me
I guess it was for the best
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>>36757512
Its a fun past time. I only smoke when im with my friends and weve never had a negative experience. What i like the most about it is how good the music sounds. If i listen to a really good song i start tearing up or just feeling something i cannot describe, but the feeling is so intense i sometimes have to stop the song because i cannot keep going. This does happen when im sober too but on weed its just more intense.
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>>36757512
I am pretty high right now. It has always been the most effective anti-depressant and social lubricant.
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Why do fags think twinks and femboys should be bottoms?
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>>36757487
I think they should be gassed.
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>>36757859
I think virgins should be gassed
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>>36757487
>Why do fags think twinks and femboys should be bottoms?
I don't want them to be bottoms, they choose to be
If some twinky fagboy wanted to fuck my ass I think it would be very exciting