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>masturbate 4 times in one day
>no longer care about the vaginal Jew

Is this the true redpill? Have I ascended?

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>On the train
>See this next to you
Wat do?

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No normies or self diagnosed cucks.


>tfw bipolar
>tfw started experiencing cognitive impairment a year ago
Now I can barely do basic math or speak in an organized matter. I am so fucked. It's gotten much worse in just the week alone. I can't think. I going to have to drop out eventually. I have nothing left.

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>be a normie with shit taste
>get a pepe tattoo on hand
>pepe becomes a hate symbol and now everyone thinks I am a neo-nazi

feels bad man

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My thanks, dr. Pavel.

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I can spend a weekend anywhere in the red area, all expenses paid

Where is the easiest place in this area to get a girl to take my virginity for free?

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ITT: Describe your NIGHTMARE partner. They have to be the gender you're more attracted to, but everything else is as unappealing as realistically possible.

Also don't just describe an ex.

For me, she would be:

>Obese
>Short, dyed hair
>Squinty, beady, wide-set eyes
>Wide, blobby nose with flared nostrils
>Very sloped forehead
>Small, saggy deflated tits with puffy brown nipples
>Hank Hill ass
>Top-heavy
>Obnoxious tattoos
>Numerous piercings

>Vegetarian or vegan
>Smokes, drinks, does drugs
>Very liberal poitical views, SJW
>Sexual partner count in the double or triple digits
>Has child(ren)
>Poor hygiene
>Loud
>Stupid
>Not funny but thinks she's hilarious
>Generic mainstream taste in media
>No interest in video games
>Complains all the time
>White (I'm actually most attracted to white girls, but hideous ones can be especially bad)
>At least partial Jewish heritage, which she often brings up
>Borderline/Histrionic Personality Disorder
>Expects to be treated like a princess
>Dead fish in bed

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im tired as shit of your "depression" your hate for woman when you clearly know is just you not getting laid, your neverending faggotry and trap threads and anime avatarfagging its so fucking disgusting. Im out of here. Bye bye, fucking losers.

See you in like, 2 days or so.

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>get told in school I "make things too complicated" because I ask questions and want definitions to be rigorous so I can use the least amount of terms and see the bigger picture
>every single class even teachers make fun of me
>whole class is laughing, girls are ruthless cunts to me, calling me gay, faggot, retard, idiot, stupid, crazy
>in math class calculator wizards only care about smashing buttons quickly to get answer quickly, get mocked for asking questions about definition of terms
>even my mother joins in and mocks me openly in front of family and "friends" classmates in school
>become deeply depressed
>continue gathering definitions and refining them until I can define complex concepts implicitly and make deep connections between "different" fields of math obvious because I know how to derive everything axiomatically
>fast forward to grad school
>they're all struggling to do shit I now find easy because of the system I've been developing for years
>always asking my mother overly verbose shit she can't answer and watching her slip farther and farther into a world of simpleton denial, realizing the monster she has created

Who is laughing now? These "people" have dehumanized me because I asked the definition of terms. I have been treated worse than a criminal, worse than dirt because I wanted logical rigor my whole life. They all said, "those are just words who cares." Now who is making things more complicated? I see these idiots struggle in graduate level classes that demand rigor, classes where they can't smash buttons on their digital calculators to get answers. They are like babies always whining and asking for help, never thinking. They even ask me for help now. What do I do? I give them the wrong answers. I make things miserable for them. I've spent so many years collecting so many terms, knowing which ones are redundant and which are important that I send them all on wild goose chases. When they come back confused I just do it again.

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At what age is it too late to become a trap?

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>robots only want blonde, blue eyed roasties
>get upset at you for falling for chad and verbally abuse you for it

tfw

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got xanax today which is cool
might have a date this weekend
still no job
how are you all doing?

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Anybody else catch last weeks episode?

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>be in high school
>have extreme anxiety
>have to do a ropes course in gym
>my turn, i climb the 70ft pole
>reach the tightrope, looks like pic related except it has a rope above you to hold onto
>my belay team (the people who hold your harness rope) are all girls
>i'm visible shaking, they're all laughing
>struggle to leap from the pole onto the tightrope
>very shaky, and barely make it halfway before i want off this ride
>girls continue to laugh and wont let me down
>they drop my harness rope, so i literally can't fall down without dying
>the more i look down the more my anxiety overtakes me
>i start to cry
>teacher comes over after what seems like forever
>forces them to let me down
>i hit ground and im still crying
>everyone sees me crying


Anyone else remember terrible social moments like these from
high school and want to curl up and die? Also high school memories
thread (preferably embarrassing and awkward)

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>guy wants to make sure his gf isn't fucking niggers while he's away

>HUR DUR IT'S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Who's in the wrong here robots?

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