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get laid Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:47:13 Post No. 36759269 [Report] [View this topic]

Normbot here
~~before you open your raging pepe folder that was a joke~~
Being a virgin in 2017 is essentially social suicide. There will always be a part of a conversation you miss out on, a part of a joke you don't get, and certain awkward mannerisms around girls that make you look creepy and "off". Even if it's a one night stand, having sex is an essential part of growing up. There is literally no excuse for being a virgin in the age of information.

>but I'm autistic
>but I'm ugly
>but I'm obese
>but I have a third leg growing out of my forehead

Everything can be worked around.

First of all, improve your appearance to it's fullest extent. For some this may entail a quick haircut and a trip to H&M, for others it entails exercise and diet. You don't need to look like prince charming, just presentable.

Second, realize that the "women want Chad" meme is only true to an extend. Confidence is the mantra. 90% of appearing attractive to women is finding the balance of being confident, but not arrogant and conceited.
>but I'm spergy and can't say "hi" to a girl without stuttering
So was I at first, but you'll only improve if you KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN. You may get rejected a dozen times before you get a number. No one starts playing football as quarterback for the Raiders.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:47:31 Post No.36759277
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>>36759269

Third, realize that women don't want nice guys or "nice" guys. Someone who comes off as "looking out for #1" will be infinitely more attractive than a white knight who pledges his services to m'lady. If you're an inherently nice and selfless person, work on fixing that.

Last of all, GET OUT OF YOUR OWN HEAD. Stop second guessing yourself. Put the internal self-depreciation cycle on pause. By the time you think "should I talk to that girl?" you should already be walking towards her.

Lastly, don't fall for one. Your loving, caring, qt gf only exists in your anime. Every last woman on the face of the planet will bleed a relationship dry of financial and emotional support. Some girls will have you thinking they're "the one", but remember that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

I was in your shoes once, and things only got better once I stopped caring. Hope this helped even just one wayward robot

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:48:43 Post No.36759308
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>>36759277
>last of all
>lastly
well, I'm retarded

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:50:21 Post No.36759335
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>>36759269
>Your loving, caring, qt gf only exists in your anime. Every last woman on the face of the planet will bleed a relationship dry of financial and emotional support.
So then why the fuck would I put in all the money and effort to reinvent myself just for sex, when I could just stay at home and jack off?

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2017-05-04 01:46:52 Post No.36759256
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:46:52 Post No. 36759256 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw i remember i donated $1500 to stop kony
i don't even know what they did with the money

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:48:18 Post No.36759299
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>>36759256
>>mfw i remember i donated $1500 to stop kony

KEK fucking sucker

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:49:13 Post No.36759313
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:49:13 Post No.36759313 [Report]

lmao @ people who actually fell for this meme

How about all these random cunts in other countries start taking care of their own shit.

Stop funding these virtual signaling faggots who spend 98% of donations they get on "running costs" of their "non-profit charities"

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:55:07 Post No.36759414
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>>36759256
>i don't even know what they did with the money

From what I remember reading online, by the time invisible children or whatever the fuck was started, Kony had long since peaked in power and his paramilitary group was not even a major threat in the region anymore.

If he wanted to do something actually worthwhile he should've raised money to fight the taliban or some shit I don't know.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:44:50 Post No. 36759227 [Report] [View this topic]

Do women with virgin/deflowering fetishes exist?

I honestly don't care if I'm just virgin #217 to her, I just want lose my virginity without paying for it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:55:39 Post No.36759426
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:55:39 Post No.36759426 [Report]

No

I love how original my comment is

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>>36759227
>do women have a fetish for men that no other woman wants?
You have an impressively bad understanding of the female psyche.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:58:10 Post No.36759472
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:58:10 Post No.36759472 [Report]

yes

but they want t obe deflowered, not by a virgin

Anonymous
2017-05-04 01:43:46 Post No.36759211
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:43:46 Post No. 36759211 [Report] [View this topic]

HOW DO I STOP FAPPING TO ULTRA-THICC BLACK WOMEN??

I literally can't even get hard for white women any more.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:44:46 Post No.36759225
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>>36759211
try smelling one in real life

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:47:04 Post No.36759263
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>>36759225
>try smelling one in real life
The black girl who sits next to me in uni smells really nice

Why do you hang around the ghetto anon? Are you poor?

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>>36759225
i'm pretty sure lilac and cocoa butter will make it tougher for OP

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Women smiling 2017-05-04 01:41:34 Post No.36759173
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Women smiling Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:41:34 Post No. 36759173 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else here HATE it when women simply smile at you?

Today i walked past oneitis, and she gave me a short nervous grin as my eyes glazed over her face while turning a corner. That gesture is the most emasculating thing i've ever seen - that look of "i acknowledge your presence, but i can only pity your beta male ass - catch you later after I'm finished with tyrone in the back".

Really wish these females, not just oneitis, would not look at me in the first place. It just makes me feel uncomfortable - makes me want to throw shit at them. The chads and tyrones can have the women; fuck em.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:43:47 Post No.36759212
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hooly fuck man

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>>36759173
maybe she likes you

olreig

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>>36759173
>*Makes eyecontact with Op*
>(Ugh, creepy. I hope he doesn't shoot up the place. Maybe I should smile and him. That'll calm him down, right?)

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:37:14 Post No. 36759074 [Report] [View this topic]

>Francine becomes dissatisfied with Stan, because he isn't making her feel like a winner for marrying him.
Yeah it's a cartoon, but how realistic is this? Do women really get upset if they feel you've stopped being a man other women would find attractive?

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Gugonut 2017-05-04 01:38:28 Post No.36759102
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Gugonut 2017-05-04 01:38:28 Post No.36759102 [Report]

There's nothing wrong with Francine feeling that way.

Or women feeling that way.

What's unnatural is marriage.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:38:58 Post No.36759114
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Well I know that when a man starts going out with a girl he becomes more attractive to other females, so it makes sense that when you're unwanted by the competition, your partner would lose interest.

Gugonut 2017-05-04 01:39:33 Post No.36759127
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>>36759102

And this is also why successful marriages are to be celebrated.

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THE LEGEND LIVES 2017-05-04 01:36:30 Post No.36759055
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THE LEGEND LIVES Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:36:30 Post No. 36759055 [Report] [View this topic]

Live stream is up, he's talking shit about trump. Get in here faggots!

New Cwcism alert:

>North Korea should learn a thing or two from SOUL Korea (South Korea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPW7Y7P36dk

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:38:02 Post No.36759093
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:38:02 Post No.36759093 [Report]

God damn life is depressing.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:38:41 Post No.36759110 [Report]

He only streamed for 6 minutes, at least we got something out of it

Apparently he also misses the ol' internet lumberjack

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:39:52 Post No.36759137
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>>36759093
And it's shit like this that keeps the memes rolling

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:35:35 Post No. 36759039 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you have three felony charges but are actually (for real) innocent and you can't afford a lawyer but the public defender is retarded

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:40:36 Post No.36759154
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You did fucking hwat though?

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>>36759039
You can request a new one, can't you?

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>>36759039
life sucks, at least you can get swole in prison, join a gang and get free pussy cause chicks love gang bangers

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:35:02 Post No. 36759025 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you know if your psychologist/psychiatrist is good for you and how do I properly inform them of who I am and why I'm there?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:40:09 Post No.36759141
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(((Psychiatry))) is just a way to get robots to say something incriminating about themselves, so they can throw you in a facility and keep you alive for $2 a day rather than paying you NEETbux, until you kill yourself two months later at which point your dissenting opinion and your usage of resources both cease to exist.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:42:10 Post No.36759185
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>>36759141
How true is this?

What can you actually say that would lead them to this?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:47:08 Post No.36759266
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>>36759141
How likely is this to happen to someone whose

>HS drop out
>30 years old
>NEET for 15+ years
>Never leaves the house
>Schizoid personality
>Never worked before
>Doesn't have a criminal history
>Doesn't drink or do drugs
>Has clean blood tests
>Doesn't want to die, but too afraid to live.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:32:32 Post No. 36758983 [Report] [View this topic]

Are they getting scared?

https://www.ted.com/talks/deborah_lipstadt_behind_the_lies_of_holocaust_denial

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:35:15 Post No.36759031
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>Holocaust Denial
>HOLOCAUST DENIAL
>who could believe it didn't happen
OY VEY
In all seriousness though I believe the Holocaust did happen it's just been horribly exploited and exaggerated

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:37:21 Post No.36759079
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:37:21 Post No.36759079 [Report]

>literally illegal to deny in some countries
>anyone with half a brain can figure out the numbers are straight up wrong
>kikes still sit there and whine MUH HOLOCAUST GOYIM!!! at every turn

of course they're getting scared. their big lie is turning out to be just that, sooner than they expected.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:37:32 Post No.36759084
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>>36758983
I hope we have a holocaust against /r9k/, you all fucking suck and aren't needed in this universe.

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most normie majors? 2017-05-04 01:27:02 Post No.36758871
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most normie majors? Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:27:02 Post No. 36758871 [Report] [View this topic]

no NEETS allowed

college students, what are the most popular majors at your school?

a lot of students here take education or business management
the athletes who are here exclusively here on a sports scholarship study athletic training just so they don't have to work that hard in class

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Do you think his entrance is "REE-REE REE REEEEEEEE"?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:53:30 Post No.36759386
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>>36758871
Business administration, medicine and law.
CS is seen as the virgin major.

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>>36758871
Psychology and nursing for the roasties

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LEARN TO DRUM 2017-05-04 01:26:14 Post No.36758850
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LEARN TO DRUM Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:26:14 Post No. 36758850 [Report] [View this topic]

I HAVE 2-3 MONTHS TO LEARN TO PLAY A DRUM SET COMPETENTLY.
I HAVE NO PRIOR MUSICAL EXPERIENCE
I DIDNT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO POST THIS
HOW CAN I LEARN IN 3 MONTHS MAX?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:27:28 Post No.36758888
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:27:28 Post No.36758888 [Report]

Play all day and use a metronome, the drums are fun as hell to play

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>>36758888
Ok but the first problem is I don't have a drum set
I don't have much cash either
I don't have an instructor
Can you please be more descriptive or at the very least suggest a set?

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>mfw my thread is going to archive with 1 reply to my post

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It's time to stop 2017-05-04 01:24:49 Post No.36758824
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It's time to stop Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:24:49 Post No. 36758824 [Report] [View this topic]

Just your daily reminder to stop being fucking cucks, stop hating women because they hate you, and to start being a man and making your own way and place in the world. It's time to live faggots.

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