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Prom night 2017-05-04 02:16:47 Post No.36759825
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Prom night Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:16:47 Post No. 36759825 [Report] [View this topic]

>be a kv robot in high school
>still have delusions of becoming a normie
>the only girl I talk to is my cousin
>she's nice to me, even if I'm a looser
>ask her to my prom
>she's from another school so no one knows her
>I'm happy
>I tell her to not tell people that she's my cousin
>she says ok
>she ends getting drunk, telling everybody she's my cousin and fucking the dj
>had to wait in a hotel parking lot for them to finish fucking so I can drive him and her to their respective homes

why live

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:27:17 Post No.36760026
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:27:17 Post No.36760026 [Report]

holy shit im so sorry

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:34:38 Post No.36760141
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:34:38 Post No.36760141 [Report]

Haha I didn't go to prom...they had a huge orgy didn't they

Oh well video games are cool and from the sound of it didn't drop out in 9th grade

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:38:03 Post No.36760202
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>>36760141
*Based on your post you didn't drop out in 9th grade OP

Wow my typing is getting progressively worse, this is like flowers for Algernon except without the mouse or a Genius level IQ

Anonymous
2017-05-04 02:15:38 Post No.36759799
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:15:38 Post No. 36759799 [Report] [View this topic]

Any robots up for a Sword Art Online rewatch?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:17:20 Post No.36759840
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>>36759799
>Any robots up for a Sword Art Online rewatch?
Nope

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:18:28 Post No.36759856
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>>36759799
Inb4 triggered /a/ browsers show up

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:18:43 Post No.36759862
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>>36759840
>Greentexts whole post just to be a lazy fuck

Neck it ralph

>>36759799
If you stream it I'd be down

Anonymous
2017-05-04 02:12:39 Post No.36759750
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:12:39 Post No. 36759750 [Report] [View this topic]

Help, Anon-sanpai. They got me!

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:13:36 Post No.36759764
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>>36759750
You fucking nigger scum.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:14:56 Post No.36759785
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"Come on fellas there's three of us, she has three holes"

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:15:54 Post No.36759811
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how about you give me source on this, white boi

Anonymous
2017-05-04 02:12:32 Post No.36759747
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:12:32 Post No. 36759747 [Report] [View this topic]

How can a white girl have an ass this big?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:13:54 Post No.36759769
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>>36759747
Surgery
Black in her

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>>36759747
The same way she can have a neck this lewd

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:15:23 Post No.36759793
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squatz n oatz
oreganoz

Anonymous
Feeling good, robots? 2017-05-04 02:09:30 Post No.36759689
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Feeling good, robots? Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:09:30 Post No. 36759689 [Report] [View this topic]

> There are people around you who live every moment of their lives feeling as good as the happiest moment of your life.

How does that make you feel?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:10:55 Post No.36759717
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>>36759689
Don't know. How should it make me feel?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:15:23 Post No.36759794
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:15:23 Post No.36759794 [Report]

I doubt that is really true. Having a better situation doesn't equal being happier, because they don't know what they could have, and therefore, things that we would love will be neutral or negative to us.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:23:48 Post No.36759968
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>>36759689
that's actually not true though

the "happiest" guy from my high school committed suicide not too long ago, this mother fucker had everything the last time I saw him.

Anonymous
Which one of you are responsible for this 2017-05-04 02:04:50 Post No.36759610
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Which one of you are responsible for this Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:04:50 Post No. 36759610 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me, uni student
>Final projects are almost due
>cant stop shitposting on 4chan

I feel like /pol/s cancer is spreading. someone literally called me a 'google' today at uni.

>feels like pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:16:50 Post No.36759828
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I gave you what you wanted you son of a bitch.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:18:32 Post No.36759858
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>>36759610
Gib the original one

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:21:58 Post No.36759927
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:21:58 Post No.36759927 [Report]

>>36759610
Take you (you), godamn whore.

Anonymous
2017-05-04 02:03:37 Post No.36759586
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:03:37 Post No. 36759586 [Report] [View this topic]

You are NOT a robot if you do not remember these players.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:05:28 Post No.36759622
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:05:28 Post No.36759622 [Report]

Does anyone want to play maplestory? This gives me nostalgia.

Also, wasn't Fangblade #1 before they increased the cap?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:06:53 Post No.36759646
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>>36759622
Tiger deleted his account and then the race for lvl 200 was between Fangblade and Curryishott. Fangblade got to 200 first, yea.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 03:20:56 Post No.36760952
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>>36759586
>Giving a shit about characters other than your own

Kill yourselves faggots

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:03:09 Post No. 36759578 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjcazbvU1VQ
please end it

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:10:06 Post No.36759704
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>>36759578
I feel the same way.
All of my friends think I'm a terrible person.
Why are you feeling down OP?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:11:30 Post No.36759730
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:11:30 Post No.36759730 [Report]

Cowering Remilia makes me sad because I think its actually you kinda.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:14:48 Post No.36759784
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>>36759704
Aya called me all those things
its like acid being spewed at me
but hes right . im a bad person
it feels like im stuck in time. i cant do anything without being reminded of it and so I have a meltdown each day
i used to have them everyday before
but now it feels like im dying

Anonymous
why do asian girls have no personality? 2017-05-04 02:02:12 Post No.36759558
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why do asian girls have no personality? Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:02:12 Post No. 36759558 [Report] [View this topic]

and im not talking about Americanized Asians

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:07:10 Post No.36759651
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>non asian saying asian girls have no personality
>mfw im asian and this thread is a complete nonsense

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:08:53 Post No.36759681
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>>36759558
I blame the language barrier.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:09:09 Post No.36759685
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>>36759651
HEEEY GUYS I'M A GIRL BEE TEE DUBZ

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:01:07 Post No. 36759539 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>gas station
>beer
>cashier starts transaction
>stops
>asks how old I am then for ID
>tell him 21 and show license
>spends 40 seconds comparing DOB with current date
>turned 21 in fucking january
>laughs
>says he doesnt buy it
>wont ring me up

JUST

>go to other gas station
>retry
>rings up
>stops
>"you paying in cash"
>"yeah"
>doesnt ID

TSUJ

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:03:01 Post No.36759575
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>>36759539
why didnt you go apeshit on the first one yelling at him and humilliating him for being no more than a pathetic gas station attendant who cant even do math to the point where he starts crying and seriously considering suicide?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:21:04 Post No.36759910
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>>36759575

That's what a normal person would have done, OP.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:23:35 Post No.36759964
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:23:35 Post No.36759964 [Report]

I only get carded like half the time now. I just turned 27.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:59:02 Post No. 36759491 [Report] [View this topic]

Does the wall actually exist? How do women have the audacity to say these things?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:00:33 Post No.36759525
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>>36759491
She's doubling down on a failing strategy, hoping it will work somehow. Give it 2-4 years, she won't be so picky.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:05:10 Post No.36759617
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>>36759491
It exists, but it's softer than we'd like to think.

Even a repugnant, past-her-prime whore like that one has no trouble amassing an army of beta orbiters. Male thirst, which enables her degeneracy, is a huge problem.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:08:21 Post No.36759670
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>>36759491
At her age there is an excess supply of men. They are aware of it and they know they are the ones in demand and can get away with it

Anonymous
(you) 2017-05-04 01:56:34 Post No.36759446
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(you) Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:56:34 Post No. 36759446 [Report] [View this topic]

This thread are for all those posters, those lonely robots out there who never get a (you)--no matter how thought-out or sensational the post.

In this thread you get a (you) and you give a (you). Whether you want a response to your serious problems, or just your rage, it's all fair game.

Let it out.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:58:37 Post No.36759482
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I think that the normie hate is no longer rational.

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I don't need any yous

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:03:37 Post No.36759585
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>>36759482
That is probably because the robots are now a minority here.

>>36759573
You're having one anyway.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:55:43 Post No. 36759427 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>ordered enough from dominos to get rewards for a free pizza
>order pizza, says it will be here in 39 minutes
>pizza is 15 mins late
>figure ill bust a quick load while i wait
>about to cum
>knock on my door
>FUCK
>so close i just keep going
>gallons of cum squirt out everywhere
>quickly clean up with tissues
>run to front door
>whatthefuck.jpg
>fat thot with tattoos, eyebrow piercing, nose piercing, and super tight kahkis that suffocate her fat
>she smells like cigarettes
>lazy eyed and looks high
>bitchy with a nasty attitude
>"um, hi...are you anon? you ordered a pizza"
>spill spaghetti cause no female contact since primary school
>she hands me receipt to sign
>cant get her eyes off of my shirt for some reason
>looks disgusted
>wtf is her deal
>look down at my shirt
>ohshit.jpg
>forgot to wipe cum off from my shirt
>its a huge stain
>dripping down on to my pants
>face turns red
>hand her the receipt while avoiding eye contact
>she doesnt even say bye
>storms off after giving me my free pizza
>pizza is cold too
>ordered extra sauces
>wagethot forgot them
>eating my cold pizza with no sauce while sobbing cause i can never order pizza from there again
>tfw been a customer for years
>feel so embarrassed im thinking about reporting her
>scared she'll send Tyrone and his gang to my house since its obvious she fucks niggers

w-what do brobots? what if i see her in public and she recognizes me?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:58:17 Post No.36759475
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>>36759427
..you cannot possibly be serious...

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:04:01 Post No.36759597 [Report]

If happened, 10/10 autism you got there
If didn't happen, nice pasta

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:27:51 Post No.36760036 [Report]

jacking while you have a pie on the way is a bold play, I'll give you that

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:54:55 Post No. 36759409 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone here actually have a micropenis? I didn't even know it was a real thing

https://youtu.be/CXpObT5dMAw

vid semi related

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:00:29 Post No.36759520
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>>36759409
I'm 4 inches hard with a hard left curve does that count

Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:06:23 Post No.36759638
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 02:06:23 Post No.36759638 [Report]

tfw babby penis
tfw wouldn't even make a good trap

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>>36759409
I have a weird penis. Flacid it's ~3 inches, hard it's around 7. Is that normal?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:51:23 Post No. 36759348 [Report] [View this topic]

>Bullying people makes them tougher :)
Explain this, Chad-apologists

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:53:08 Post No.36759378
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:53:08 Post No.36759378 [Report]

How long do you think before he kills him self, robots?

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>>36759378
I think you mean, how long before he kills hims elf
Heh

Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:56:33 Post No.36759447
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 01:56:33 Post No.36759447 [Report]

Good for him.

Aslong his degeneracy doesn't bother me it's fine

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