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Greentext your day
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>hear raging wagies going to work
>go back to sleep with a smile
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>wake up
>make list of goals
>4chan
>shower
>read news
>4chan
>bed without accomplishing anything
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>wake up
>draw
>play piano
>draw more
>work out
>practice French
>till the garden
>draw more
>become depressed
>cry, think about suicide
>dog hears me, escapes from her baby gate sanctioned area and comes to me
>fall asleep holding dog
Yesterday was pretty typical
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I don't want to hurt anyone. But I keep hurting people left and right.
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>>36766186
>I don't want to hurt anyone. But I keep hurting people left and right.
who do you hurt?
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>when an animeposter's parents are sitting on either side of him trying to talk him into making changes to his pathetic situation as he continues watching Moshi Doki Doki Desu Boku no Laifu season 3 with giggling Japanese schoolgirls jumping around on screen on max volume
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hedgehog dilemma desu ne
>tfw you've only exclusively masturbated to anime girls for the last 4 years
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>tfw I've exclusively masturbated to 2D my whole life
>tfw I've only masturbated to anime boys for the last year at least
I got interested in masturbating after I found 4chan. The first things I masturbated to were rule 34 threads on /b/, I don't even know if /b/ has those anymore...
I've fapped to 3D less than a handful of times in my life, and have no inclination to do so, I don't get why people are even interested in it. It's honestly disgusting, with the noises and shit
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>>36766203
>I got interested in masturbating after I found 4chan
wait. how old are you now?
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>>36766170
I like to mix it up though when watching 3D I have to imagine they're 2D to stay hard
>ITT we talk about our insecurities and body deformities we're ashamed of
I have a mole between my nipples that makes it look like I have three...
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>>36766061
Also it's very lopsided
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Your chest is as developed as that of a third grader.
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>>36766061
It looks like a face. Congratulations.
>at home as usual
>hear tires outside screeching
>I look outside and see a car crash into the curb
>Leave to go investigate and hide by a bush
>see Chad and Stacy get out of the car laughing
>they don't care that they just crashed their car and it can't drive straight
>they're probably drunk because Stacy is giggling like the whore she is
>Fucking payback time
>Call 911 and report them
>Neighbor shops cops where they live
>Chad and Stacy get btfo and I go back to eating tendies
As we speak I bet Chad is in pound town jail while Stacy is probably exploring her lesbian side and sucking jail guard dick.
Fuck you Chad and Stacy how does it feel?
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>>36766021
The only one BTFO here is you.
It doesn't even matter if your story is true or not
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>>36766021
Good job. That'll teach those fucks for thinking life is an easy ride
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>>36766021
God's work.
Doing god's work, anon.
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Rev up those feels, it's time for a music thread. Post anything that elicits that lonely, cosy, content yet empty feeling you sometimes get.
To begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm8oxC24QZc
From the soundtrack for Into the Wild, my favourite film.
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>>36765818
my aunt is close friends with eddie vedder
how's it feel to know you'll never have connections with celebs?
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>>36765847
It's fine to be honest, they're just normal people for the most part. I'm sure if you met him in a bar and didn't know who he was he'd seem like a nice, normal musician guy.
I'd like to chat to him and ask him about his life though, since it's so different to mine.
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Posting another song
This one is obviously pretty well known but I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWcyIpul8OE
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>go to 7/11
>cashier calls me "boss"
What did he mean by this?
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>>36765667
Sorry sweetie it was a mistake.
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>>36765674
It was a male cashier.
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>>36765667
He was probably in a good mood and thought you looked like a decent dude. Just trying to pass on the good vibes. Most guys working at gas stations are chill stoners
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the worst feel of my life 2017-05-04 08:36:48 Post No.36765621
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the worst feel of my life
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>log into skype for the first time in years
>see a string of long ass messages from my old runescape gf
>surprised because I haven't spoken to her in years
>met her in 2006 when I first started playing
>she was generous enough to lend me 500K even though she had only known me for a few days
>everyday after school I would train fletching just so I could be with her as she did firemaking at falador east bank
>remember admiring her 99 fishing cape because you didnt see many skillcapes back then
>as an obese kid throughout highschool she was the only girl i ever connected with
>we edated for years, through all the bullshit runescape updates, until we maxed together
>we would shitpost on the high level forums together just as I shitpost on /r9k/ today
>one day I just stopped playing runescape and cut her out of my life because I wanted to be 'normal' and get a real gf
>the skype messages are a suicide note
>she says how much she misses me and that the time we spent together was the only time she felt happy
>recalls all these memories of us playing and how happy it made her
>says she understands why I 'went offline' and hopes that I found someone who makes me as happy as I made her
>literally in tears reading at this point
>"I will always love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Goodbye"
>the last message is her runescape login
>login to her account for old times sake
>it's at falador east bank
>she's wearing her fishing cape with logs and tinderbox in her inventory
>still wearing the blue partyhat I gave her when I quit
I haven't been able to stop crying since. She was the only girl that ever cared about me, we spent countless hours together, and I never even gave her a fucking kiss. I abandoned her, and for what? To end up on this god forsaken board so I can spend my time masturbating to traps and frog posting. I deserve this fate. I had a girl who truly cared about me and it just wasn't good enough. I fucking hate myself.
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Well you know what they say, sometimes you just gotta eat a bag of chips
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>>36765621
>she killed herself
Did she drop any good loot?
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I hooked up with 2 chicks on isketch, that pictionary game where you draw crap. Met them, fucked them, etc. Oh yeah, and then there was this other chick I would draw sex pics with an cyber with in a private room. I know that's not exactly like the experience you're describing here, but hey
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How well do you relate to a dreadnought?
>often go extremely long times
without exercise
>very lonely
>constantly want to massacre people who have wronged them
>spend most of their time asleep
>pretty boring/awkward to talk to
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>>36765577
Fucked up my greentext
Hiw original
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>>36765588
Fucked up my grammar
Goddammit
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>>36765577
>is technically dead inside
>doesn't even look cool for /m/ standards
>>36765577
>>36765588
at least you got two numbers, that's something
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Small chill political chat, stop being a lonely neet and join in
focusing on practical application of the law.
https://discord[resist]gg/[alexjonesdid911]QmM29az
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Don't be scared, robot. It is your destiny.
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>>36765453
This is just going to degrade into AnCap trolling, isn't it
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darn the original filter, which anon's idea was to turn this back on, anyway?
i might just have enough GBP to afford tendies for tonight
how much GBP do you have?
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I love tendies! :)
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I have enough for tendies AND ketchup :)
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Ketchup is extra? Lol
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>tfw 9/10 qtp2t
>Tfw no equally qt gf
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Stanleyposting has become a lot more rare now, are his 15 minutes of fame up?
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Are you still shilling your ugly mug around here?
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>>36765428
Redditor detected, consider suicide
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>out in public
>underwear suddenly get tight as shit on my balls
>flesh and skin gets trapped
>hurts like fucking shit
>have to put my hand inside my pants and pull on my underwear to free the balls
>out in fucking public so i can't
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Why dont you wear comfy adidas track pants you tryharding son of a bitch?
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>commando
>most of life's problems can be solved by going commando
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>>out in public
First mistake
>>underwear
Second mistake
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Help I just got my first match on tinder what do I say??
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"never been with a trap but willing to try, when do you wanna meet up?"
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how long you been on HRT senpai?
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I got it made
I got it made
I got it made fresh at subway
Subs made the way I say
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women that look like trannies....but aren't 2017-05-04 07:53:08 Post No.36765123
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women that look like trannies....but aren't
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how is it that they all have husbands?
do you think they know?
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>>36765123
Masculine feature on women are hot dude. Just look at fashion models.
Always tall with sharp faces.
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star of desperate housewives....were women interested in her because she was non threatening because of her inherent manliness?
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>>36765158
dated him