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>>36767055
>7-8th grade
>looked like a cute twink and only had a few friends
>every day the same group of kids would call me fag and comment on how gay I looked
>would just push it off and chuckle awkwardly
>the only friends I could make were cute girls and never had guy friends because of my reputation and looks
>wasn't even gay

There was this one kid who had it in for me for some reason

Every winter we would just try to kill each other in snow

>>36767055
>What's the worst bully you've had during your public school years?
the ones that pretended to be my friends

>>36767003
To 'lose control' of my car so it hurts my mum a little less.

I wanna die semi slowly

Not slitting my wrists, only girls do that

Probably stabbing myself, If I can commit to that then im surely gonna be done with everything

make it look like an accident but i dont know how

I'll disorder you, you smelly boy.

No I'm just an attention seeker

PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL

>>36766622
What are these views they tried to change?

>>36766639
You know, death to normies, roasties, and degenerates; day of the rope; hitler was cool beans; blacks and women are inferior. The usual.

>>36766674
So how'd they try to change those views?

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With this semen demon?

I don't get it. Is there hope for all of us yet?

>>36766538
Tricked her with a fake pot of gold

>>36766549
The sooner you realize that all the bullshit spread around here is delusional idiocy, the better.

>>36766420
smoke some weederolliartichokie

>>36766420
Try flossing your teeth, dumbfuck.

Just take some paracetamol or ibuprofen. You'll survive.

>>36766415
Kys cuckadoodledoo

>>36766415

Yeah. I bet her cooch also cuddled his cock too.

You got cucked boy. Kill em both and fuck their asses.

dump her, retard. That's not okay.

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Posting a bit to get the thread going

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Originalo bumpo

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>get assigned to group project in class
>"we can work on it at my place"

This pic would've been enough for m-me!
>tfw on day 29

>>36765739
Other than blocking websites using browser extensions, what other things can we do to make this shit easier? Is there a way to restrict folders until a certain date? I don't trust myself to avoid downloaded porn.

wtf is even happening in that pic? shouldn't the man be on top and the woman on bottom?

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>>36765526
>Do you really like having big hard slimy dicks in your but? Does it really feel good?
I never tried it before
but I would be willing to try

wrong board fucking homos

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It hurts if it's too big, that can be really nice too of course but not all the time. Most of the time it's nicer to have a smaller average sized dick attached to someone you love who wants to make you feel good.

Basically small dicks are good for relationships, big dicks are good for cheating on your relationships.

>>36765359
So is this the new astrology?
In that case, I'm whatever the equivalent of a scorpio is.

>>36765359
Am an intp-t. How about you?

>>36765449
More specific I guess, it was made by Jung, not a casual idiot.

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>>36764871
>Into all the goth shit
>Not fully decked out in leather and piercings
>Never see goths around anywhere

Where 2 find qt goth gf

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>>36764871
The question is where to find them and how to approach them. Like man I totally look like a beach bum. I dont think theyd be into thAt

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>not into black guys
not so fast white boi
https://youtu.be/h3wRPSUSjns

My goal is to make every straight robot gay by the end of the year

>>36763800
this is what /r9k/ has become people.

>>36763857
>this is what /r9k/ has become people.
This is good
I like this

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>>36762265
Tfw still have red mark from when u punched a tree as a kid

>>36762265
>small hands
>small dick
>small self-esteem
Atleast I'm not a manlet?

>>36762390
Might as well be, anon

Orahamiii

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>>36761683

26 KHV neet

live with mother who won't let me leave and lead my own life / babies me but then says everythings my fault

I'm not a beta male, I'm an omega male, pathetic.

I wish I had some form of a life instead of being in my small dirty room every waking moment of my life.

I feel numb and hurt all the time. Suicidial thoughts are a daily thing now that I block out, because I have hope one day things will change.

I continue to fuck myself over, My aspergers and my self defeatist attitude constantly screws me up.

I won't even begin to start saying I'm overweight, no friends, no gf etc you already know this.

I just wish I was happy somewhere else or something anon.

>>36761683
32. I recently started taking lithium orotate and I think it's helping. I'm planning to save up my money for the next year and then go traveling around the world, and hopefully get laid.

25. Have had a lot of girlfriends but not recently. Had to move back in with my parents. I'm pretty much the embodiment of beta.

I work an entry level IT help desk position and get commended constantly on my work ethic. I'm always there until late. But it's really just because I don't want to go home and be alone.

I'm also extremely underweight and it kills me inside.