Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5822. page

>>36775338
If you want to rock climb and you're weak then obviously you need to begin with some kind of starting strength workout routine. I'm sure /fit/ could give you some pointers.

>>36775367
I don't want to leave my board
This is my home
People here can tell me everything I need to know about anything

Robots are the best

>>36775338
if you're like me you're skelly, that means you will have no problem climbing despite not being able to do a 2/3 body weight bench press. the bigger problem for you will be running out of breath and being exhausted, so you do cardio, yoga, running. rock climbing involves every muscle you have, flexibility, as well as strength.

start small by, brave the stares and derisions of normal people, go for a walk.

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>>36775271
the fuck is wrong with this? Are you seriously going to manufacture outrage over some meaningless meme day?

I fucking hate this place more and more every day. You're outright LOOKING for shit to reee about and the worst thing is how aggressively blind you are to how like tumblr you've become

>>36775366
May the 4th be with you lol
Orig

>>36775366
You're right, but you're a triggered faggot about it

Because, they are to old and tired to give a fuck and just do what they want

>>36775184
why do young autistic people do retarded shit like analyzing a sample of old white peoples restaraunt purchases and then spending their time posting about it on 4chan?

>>36775184
honestly they probably don't even feel like real people anymore, outlived their kids who hated them, no family, weak stomach, only room for one biscuit while they contemplate death or a shitty hobby like puzzle making

seems kind of lackluster in descriptions - go for the one you want.

>>36775167
Second guy sounds like he'd be more thoughtful than the first guy. First guy probably has unrealistic expectations of women because of anime.

Artsy guys are always good, they're sweet and nice people.

I'll break it down for you.
The first is one of us. Robots aren't good for dating.

The second might be an alcoholic.

The third is the wild card. He might be super fucked up.

Yes, it relaxes me, except the Finnish girl.

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>It's another "shy women kissing me, brushing me with utensils/applying powdery makeup and whispering how special and beautiful I am" episode
fuck outta here with that pussy shit

Watch ER, his ASMR videos will put hair on your chest
https://www.youtube.com/user/EphemeralRift

>>36775161
>people still think ASMR is about """"relaxing"""" while still not comprehending why it's even a thing to begin with

you retards ruined ASMR videos for most of us who actually have ASMR

>have high-school diploma and 20 college credits before dropping out
>get hired at bank
>1 year teller, trusted with autonomous decisions on transactions up to $2,500, everything higher needs supervisor approval
>2nd year open accounts, cash limit increased to $7500
>3rd year supervisor position, $100,000 cash limit and can approve others up to my own limit
>3.5 year promoted to back office title focusing on sales and small business concierge service, have laptop work phone and corporate credit card to take customers out to lunch etc, make own schedule

Started at 13/h, now 23/h, still hourly but not allowed to take overtime unless it's approved 2 weeks in advance.

Apply for a bank. My job changed my life, and I am loyal to all my managers and thank them for giving me the responsibilities and opportunities that got me here.

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>>36775280
This can't be true.

You must be shilling

If you become a manager, you might be able to afford a single life in a one-room apartment in a low rent/high crime neighborhood, with the possibility of being able to buy a video game every other month or so.

yes most

>>36775092
everyone is awful, some are just less awful than others

>>36775092
Compared to what, exactly? We seem to eat far fewer of our own children than most other mammals.

I miss you already.

But I don't want to take you back.

Psychic powers are hella sweet.
Pity you didn't want to learn how to them.

>>36775083
You're cold. You're hurting me but that's not the reason why I'm worried - you've been through a lot and deserve help, I'm sorry I am not the one that can help you, goodbye

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>The Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him, found the first-generation, roto-sensual, market analyzing processing unit.

>>36774982

Heil reich, hitler did nothing wrong.

Gas the kikes racewar now.

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>>36774982
>godmother found the glass dildo

>>36774968
Put it in an airtight jar.

>>36774980

Beat me to it.

I like weeeed stinky sticky

>>36774968
Mason jar. Air tight and cheap. Keep the mason jar in your garage or whatever, but you could probably even keep it in your room just obviously don't open it in your room.

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i hope your new friends bring you happiness and joy :)

>>36774947
Redpill me on Aya and Shimo.

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Of course I'm happy, Rem-chan. B-because you're here with me.

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Alright.

Are you Seth Green or close friends with him?

>>36774975
No, i am not seth green. Would you like me to set a curse upon him shriveling his dick to the size of a raisin, and make his testicles disappear so he can not reproduce?

>>36774914

How do I cure my impotence.

>>36774880
It was gay.
Also don't @everyone

>>36775112
youre gay.
also cloud can @everyone me anytime he wants
im his little slave

>>36774880
cloud rapes dogs

Bump normies pls respond

something with good lighting, showing off both your body and face, outside, wearing clothing that is not too revealing, like a tank top and shorts, and have either a smile or poker face. Make your bio short and clever, while showing off your best features

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>>36775091
Which one would be better? This?

i just wish trannies vaginas didnt have poo in them

>>36774775
Well, it's becasue it is gay.

You could chose to look at an actual woman, but you chose the penis

>YOU CHOSE THE PENIS

I'm all for gays, gay rights and such, I don't care if you find this gif attractive, it's fine, just admit you're gay

OP, I humbly request that you provide sauce. Please. I beg of you.