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Why does nobody understand me? And I don't mean like I'm all deep and shit and people can't "get on my level". I mean, people misinterpret every fucking thing I do or say. I haven't met a single person in my life who can actually understand what I'm trying to say when I speak to them. I try to be pretty blunt too, because I'm autistic and I hate social mindgames. But everybody somehow manages to take a completely different meaning out of my words. There are several dozen people who have told me they "understand me" and that "we're alike" and every one has been horribly off of the fucking mark. Even just simple fucking shit, like when I go into the woods to eat and listen to music. No, I don't go into the woods for the great social life, so don't fucking follow me in there. People just don't understand what I say or do at all, it's like I'm living in a bizarro world where logic is backwards. Yeah, I'm autistic and grumpy, so I like to be alone most of the time. Why can't people grasp something so fucking simple? Do normals just not consider that some people like to not talk or socialize every fucking minute?

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today is my birthday
i hate birthdays
oooooh i dont know i dont know

post songs you like please? idk

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HELLO THERE
THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE
THE SHADOW IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MORGUE
THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM OF DARKNESS IN THE VALLEY
WE CAN LIVE LIKE JACK AND SALLY IF WE WANT

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I'm giving up trying to get with women. I've tried all sorts of dating apps and irl flirting from different angles. I'm just an ugly piece of shit with a boring personality.

I'm 26 and still a virgin. I'm past the point of no return

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>in the town
>need to buy new furniture
>see nicely decorated shop
>looking at the floor, as usual, walking to the entrance
>hit my face at the glass door which I didn't seem to be there
>the huge door shakes making great noise
>cute female vendors inside try to pretend nothing happened but burst in laughter as the door stops shaking
>go back home right away
I knew I should have not left home.

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>tfw you're 21 and you realize you might be doomed to be a total outcast for all of your life

always say to myself that im "introverted" and don't need company.
but I remember a single moment like it was yesterday:
playing some fucking card game on a school "trip" (like a week long thing, don't know how to call it in english) around a table in the evening. playing with people of my class I've never talked to. can't even remember how I got to that point.
but I remember the feeling. feeling of real company, being part of this group, being happy within it... only time I have ever felt this feeling.
I was "part" of other large (lets say more than 3 people) group of people before and after that of course but I have never really felt like I was actually part of it. Also had "friends" (mostly one person at any time), but I didn't feel it with them

"I don't need company"... how the fuck would I know. I just never had it so I don't know what I'm missing. I only had this small taste of it and it burned itself into my memory.

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is /r9k/ /ourguy/?

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Wait a sec, if women are having more sex than ever before thanks to womens liberation why are there so many male virgins?

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itt: The most beta thing you've done

>2014, be 22
>At some normie bar with friends
>Some random girls join us
>Get to talk to the qt 'emo' of the group
>Shit's going well and we move to the outside seating area
>Start cuddling, holy fuck
>Three Chads appear, literal Jersey Shore rejects
>Lead douche pushes me aside and says "move over it's my turn"
>Watch and do absolutely nothing as Chad makes his move on her
>See that she's uncomfortable, but still do nothing
>Starts to get crowded and I hear him say to girl "Whats your name babe?"
>Literally less than a minute they start kissing, girl is now smiling

Worst social experience I've ever had and it's all my fault

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>You get stopped by a police officer

>"What is a fine negro doing at a college? you don't belong here son."

>"I'm gonna have to take you for some questioning"

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>recently found my old highschool bully on facebook
>works as a janitor at local Mc Donalds
>every other day since have gone there for breakfast or lunch
>pissed all over the cubical walls and seat
>taken the occasional shit on seat too
>fap at night knowing he has to make love to his stacey wife with traces of my piss and feces on his hands
>tfw life is okay afterall

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I have this aching depression feeling, and I just can't seem to get rid of it. I have like everything i could want except the 2 girls I fucked it up with, and the fact that I can't make friends at all. I know I probably sound like a fag, but I just can't get rid of this feeling of depression or whatever the fuck is keeping me down

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What does this smell like

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How the fuck can real women compete anymore? There are sexbots now in 2017. Real women btfo

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OK Graduating Robots how much you making out college and how much debt you in for?

Salary:$64,000
Debt:$20,000