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tfw addicted to receiving blowjobs from unattractive older women
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Post pics of said women
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>tfw addicted to watching unattractive young gooks giving blowjobs to others
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>tfw addicted to giving blowjobs to unattractive older men
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>af
REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP USING THIS ABBREVIATION I HATE I HATE IT SO MUCH
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lit af tho innit
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>>39357536
R9K IS NOT THE RIGHT SETTING TO BE USING THIS TYPE OF SLANG
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>>39357562
Why does it upset you so much eh bepos?
>almost 30
>still cant move out because of shit job
>everyone else has started a family and well into their careers, doing things theyre good at
>'magic' phase for me is long gone
I have absolutely 0 spark for life.
what keeps you guys going?
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mostly cigarettes
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>>39357391
>implying i am going anywhere right now
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>>39357391
Wine, sex and excellent food.
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>turning gay because you can not actually fathom a girl ever being even slightly interested in you
Don't you know gays are even worse?
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>>39357261
Who cares I just want to find love without having my life ruined
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>>39357495
But anon the ultimate redpill is understand that "love" ruins your life
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>>39357585
It doesn't have to
There's always an alternative
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Lend me your wisdom robots. Would you rather have a 9/10 absolute gorgeous gf who is average in bed, or a 6/10 who worships the ground you walk on and is up to doing anything for you, any time of the day. No matter how deranged and degenerate it is.
Think wisely
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>>39357242
>9/10 absolute gorgeous gf who is average in bed
So the only negative is shes average in bed?
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Lmao 6/10 is the obvious choice, youd have to be a retard to choose something else
Also it has to be a boy
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>>39357242
post a pic of what you would consider 6/10
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My first attempt at sexting ends up like this. Idk what to do anymore. She makes this then blocks me.
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>>39357212
hgahahaha NIGGER
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>>39357212
fuck off you goombadick faggot
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>>39357212
b-b-but all da wimminz luv blak dik.... REEEEEE
>first girl in years comes into my life
>start cutting myself for the first time ever after she ghosts me
holy fuck i was happier alone i wish you whores would just leave me alone getting my hopes up is too painful at this point just let me die alone holy fuck
we literally had plans to hang out on the weekend (like 3 or 4 days away from the arrangement) and she opened my message and ignored me and then posted some whore status saying "party ready" a few hours later
fuck whores. fuck them. I'm so glad they get raped and their useless pussies abused by chad. I hope they have rape babies that grow up to kill them fuck these whores i wish i could fucking kill them all and bathe in their sick whore blood and torture them to a slow slow slow SLOW painful death and watch every second of their suffering while i rape them fuck i fucking hate whores i would do anything to slowly slice their throat open after raping them for hours in front of their family and slicing open their entire slowly until they can't take the pain anymore and beg for them to kill me. I would literally take their fucking eyes out with a knife after seeing all their lifes suffering in them for hours on end while i mutilate with knives and other torture instrumentals and forcing their parents to join me while i carve their shit open while they're still alive and breathing to feel every bit of the suffering their shitty whore bodies deserve and then killing their parents after in front of them and making them all kill and torture each other before i eventually end their shit lives covered in blood and their own organs and they're begging me just to kill them.
fuck i wish i could kill them. fuck i wish i could rape them.
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You're an AR15 and a bottle of chloroform away from all of these things, OP. Grow some balls.
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>when a woman doesnt hang out with you so you spew vitriol about her online
feel like a big boy now, anon?
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>>39357305
i feel like a rapist
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r9k i have made the decision to transition from a robot to a cyborg
last week i started doing 30mins of cardio a day and 15 mins lifting a day. i intend to increase these times eventually but im already feeling my inner chad come out
i have also cut my food down to <1500 calories per day
within a year i will hopefully have transitioned to cyborg and be able to have a meaningful relationship and make children
are there any other robots who here have made the transition before?
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>>39357169
>last week i started doing 30mins of cardio a day and 15 mins lifting a day. i intend to increase these times eventually but im already feeling my inner chad come out
That's a bad way to do it. All or nothing. Put all your energy behind it, do 1hr lifting and 30 mins cardio if you're fat
>i have also cut my food down to <1500 calories per day
Not a good way to get healthy. Eat 2000 with a lot of protien and monosaturated fat. You need the extra calories to gain muscle. Imagine yourself as a better person who is respected more by everybody, and pursue it. If you do, you will make it, I promise.
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>>39357169
Too much exercise.
I can manage like 3 5k runs a week and they're about 35 minutes including warmup etc.
You gotta go intense for short periods, much better results in a shorter time frame.
I'm about a year in and waiting on medical stuff to apply to the forces.
Paycheck comes in next week and I'm gonna buy some freeweights to start doing delts. Running and bodyweight has done everything else.
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>Eating healthy
>Not sitting around
Motherfucker stop shitting up my board and leave. Normie scum like you need to get out. r9k was not shit before you came here.
Do you clap properly?
When you clap, your non-dominant hand should be on top, while your dominant hand is on the bottom providing a strong foundation for the clap.
Clapping improperly is a strong indicator of a beta male with subpar genetics.
Who /alphaclapper/ here?
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>>39357084
is that true
i never knew that, thanks for telling me how to clap properly
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>>39357084
I do it the other way. I feel I can clap louder with my right hand on top.
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>>39357084
>When you clap, your non-dominant hand should be on top, while your dominant hand is on the bottom providing a strong foundation for the clap.
this is how I clap too.
I guess I'm a chad clapper too, fellow clapper chad.
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at what point did you realize that the only way to get a gf is to become your own one?
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>>39357076
>at what point did you realize that the only way to get a gf is to become your own one?
the next redpill for you is realizing that no matter how hard you try you can never effectively become a girl
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>>39357136
So basiclly the ultimate redpill is just crossdressing then and waxing body hair with no HRT?
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>>39357147
>So basiclly the ultimate redpill is just crossdressing then and waxing body hair with no HRT?
no
it's cylcing on and off HRT every few months and cross dressing exclusively for your bf, while dressing in boymode exclusively in public
/cuteboys/ are objectively the superior life forms on this planet
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>Woman gives you the least bit of attention
>Start to imagine a life with her
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I don't know,i feel somewhat good that you feel my pain.
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Every fucking time.
>hey, how are ya
>h-hey
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>>39357060
It's sad but I can also relate. Life is hopeless.
>stacey at work keeps asking me if I have a date everyday
>says she will set me up an online dating account
>told her to stop
>she continues making these jokes
at what point can I sue her for money?
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>>39357054
>thinking you can SUE A STACY
not even chad can accomplish it
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>>39357054
Next time she asks just say "if you want me to go on a date so bad, why don't you go with me"
Laugh a bit and smile at the end so you can play it off as a joke if need be. See where it goes man
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>>39357054
Talk to your manager.
If she's the manager talk to her superior.
Why are you enduring this abuse?
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>girls will actually get naked in front of some men
Is this true?
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>>39357052
How old are you 12?
have you never seen a porno in your life?
fuck off
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>>39357052
yeah, it happens pretty much constantly all over the planet every day. trippy huh?
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>>39357052
>ywn invade someones house and have sex when you get caught
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>see how other families function
>realize just how dysfunctional yours is
this is a bad feel.
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Care to tell any specifics?
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>>39356926
Same.
My family sucks.
>alcoholic mother. terrible cook and home always looks like shit
>angry workaholic father
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>family just sits in their room all day watching tv
>dad drinks all night in his room the minute he comes home from work
>uncle is a volatile pos that is always yelling and screaming over something
>grandma is old and just sleeps all day
>ended up just like my family and hide inside my room on the computer all day
Then I went to a friends house and realized how abnormal my families lifestyle is
>family sits down to eat at the table
>helps each other with homework
>mom and and friend playing around
>his dad is taking care of his younger siblings
>laughter echoes throughout the entire house
>his family actually cares about me
>eventually have to leave and go back to my shitty home
>even worse now because I had a taste of what normal kids have
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>about 2 1/2 years ago
>Sophomore year
> going to a small private high school
>about 15 kids in my class
>I never talked to them all that much but when I did I got the feeling that we got a long pretty well
>not too long into the second semester I had to suddenly move to a new town
>this meant that these were my last few days in that school
>I told my principle and she was sad to see me go because I was a decent student
>I didn't tell anyone else because i never talked to my classmates outside of school so I didn't see the point
>my last day comes around and everything's normal
>my principle was teaching my last class and decided to announce the news that it was my last day
>after that announcement there was complete silence
>nobody cared and a most people didn't even seem to know who I was
>I even heard a couple people say "who?"
>I just sat there quietly. Wanting to go home and forget about this
>After a few awkward moments they figured out it was me but they still never said anything to me
>class just carried on as if nothing ever happened
>on the way out nobody even stopped to say bye or even looked at me
>on the car ride home my mom asked me if everyone was sad that I'm leaving
>i just told her that nobody said anything and I never talked to them anyway
>she just had a disappointed look on her face and stopped talking the whole ride home
>it was difficult keeping a straight face and holding back tears at the same time.
Till this day I'm still angry about that moment but it does keep me motivated to make something of myself so I can come back and rub it in those cunts faces. Does anyone else have a moment like this that they use as motivation?
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You got us Anon.
Just be original.
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I have one.
>6~ish years ago I think?
>freshman on highschool
>didn't really had any friends
>talked to a bunch of people, but wasn't close to anyone
>kid in class had this really kickass birthday party
>invited everyone
>i went, talked to a bunch of guys and even a girl I liked
>his party had a arcade with street fighter 2 in it
>teached the girl I liked how to play
>probably one of the best nights of my life
>august, nearing my birthday
>never had a birthday party
>family's financial situation isn't that good
>really wants friends, when my mom asks what I want for present, I say I want a birthday party for all my "friends" since I never had that
>she saves enough money to rent a pizzeria for the party
>i invite everyone to my party
>fast forward to my birthday
>30 people invited
>about 4 showed up
>text classmate about it
>he says the Chad of the class invited everyone to hang out instead
>no one came to my party
>my mom sees the sadness in my eyes
>she says it's alright, with the amount she paid, we'd had pizza to eat for weak
I never really made friends after that, not really. But this fucking moment stays with me until today. It made me realize how people really are and that I'll never fit in. I had my moments of trying to be a normie, but I failed in the end. Currently and I'm college and still no friends. Never kissed a girl.
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Normies are the worst by far.