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Also belly thread.
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>>36782705
>belly thread

It's been a while,hasn't it?
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>>36782705
Fat girls usually smell bad.
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>>36782785
It has been a while

Belly dump as usual?

do femanons look like this?
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nope. femanons are usually fucking goblins like pic related.
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>>36782924

This, they're usually ugly as fuck with bloated egos and hilariously disproportionate standards.
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>>36782613
my wife looks like that

I got an interview at mcdonald tomorrow

What the fuck am I supposed to say when they will ask me ''why do you want to work there?'' ? It's clear that its because im desperate for money not because i want to fucking flip burgers

any idea about what i could answer ?
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>>36782600
"i needed something entry level"
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I want a stable entry level job to earn income while I'm in school
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>>36782633
This would be a good answer

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Why am I getting seizures?
I don't do drugs or alcohol and I've had 2 seizures in the past week
They're my first ones and I'm 22
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well uh you might have epilepsy

you might have some kind of low blood sugar condition, that can cause seizures

you might have a brain tumor or something
who knows

if you are worried about it go to a fucking doctor and get an EEG
4chan will not help you
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>>36782625
I already did those things and they couldn't tell me anything
They gave me pills but they're your typical zombie pills
What do I do
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Can you help me robots

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Both /fit/ and /r9k/ have to read this book.

Download it, steal it, buy it, read a summary or review, doesnt matter.

This book explains and fixes everything
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>>36782569
Okay I'll read it. But I better have a girlfriend by the end.
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>>36782569
OP if you link me to a summary I will read it and report back with thoughts
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I ain't reading all that shit
summarize it in one word

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Which religion is worse? Christianity or Islam?
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Anime is the worst religion.
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>>36782522
>>36782866
hello my good sirs....hmmm yes...i do indubitably beleive i see some doubloons that must'th be checked....yes.....i shall i shall!!!
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>>36782910
Then you went and ruined it.

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>tfw you come out of your hardcore /pol/ phase and realize how retarded these people are

it's nothing but a power fantasy. People like pic related unironically think they're saving the white race.
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>>36782513
Enlighten me, I'm still stuck in it. What is wrong with ethno-nationalism?
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>>36782513
I'm glad you finally came out of your hardcore /pol/ phase. I'm actually really ashamed to share this site with the really hardcore /pol/tards.
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>>36782859
What about it is right exactly? It is entirely based on emotional reasoning. There is literally no rational argument for it.

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hey robots, looking for a new avatar to use online, first dubs will be my new facebook/twitter avi, do your worst
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>>36782444
well you got trips so why not stick with that?
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>>36782444
Why is Captain America so cucked?
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>>36782444
show your homo pride

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>Accidentally left PC unlocked
>Mom snooped through my PC
>Found my immense lolicon collection
>She thinks I'm a pedophile and that I want to rape real children
>She wants me to go to therapy now
>Go to therapy like she says
>Tell therapist I masturbate to cartoon little girls
>Asks me all the run of the mill questions to see if I want to fuck children
>Concludes I don't want to fuck children but suggests I stop masturbating to cartoons of little girls because its 'unhealthy'
>Tell mom this
>She doesn't believe me and wants me to see another therapist
How do I get out of this?
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by killing yourself you filthy petal file
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To all normies we are just paedophile fucks. Just try to keep it on the downlow my lolicon friend.
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>>36782365
by showing her the qt shotacon so she get horny too and you can fap together on shota x lolis doujinshi

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Hey wagie, tomorrow will be friday and your weekend's freedom will come again!

You are almost there cuckie!
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>tfw I get my first full time check ($900) tomorrow morning
>tfw going to get my hair cut tomorrow
>tfw restaurant owner friend is bringing tamales to the barbershop
>tfw after, I'm getting a new phone
>tfw that night I'm going to a ranch to have a cookout, shoot guns and drink
I don't live to work, I work to live
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Oh, hi neetie! Yes, my weekend's freedom is almost here. How are you holding up, though, what with Trump about to take away your NEETbux? I'd imagine it's going to be hard for you to afford those tendies pretty soon.
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>>36782503

Neeties are going to have to do the streets with their little boipussy.

Remember that Chad from highschool, werl, they say he changes when the sun goes down and he may be looking for you.

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>Trumpcare passed
So when does it take effect? When will my neetbux expire?
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>>36782316
in the house jackass, still has to clear the senate
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>>36782316
senate isn't even voting on it. they're writing their own bill
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>>36782316
Neetcucks btfo

T. Superior wagie chad

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>trying to use windows
Who designed this piece of shit?
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Bill Gates designed windows, I believe.
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Hi /g/
also win7 is fine...
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>>36782313
what seems to be the problem?

Every OS is easy to use.

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>be female
>hang out with an ultra-liberal feminist sort of crowd
>over time, become disillusioned and slowly hate them all
>fall for the "99.9% of women are inherently shit and inferior" meme
>too aggressive and restless to be good wife material
>don't want to be a woman anymore
>don't want to be a tranny/don't have dysphoria

other than an hero, is there any escape from this hell
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Log off of 4chan and try to be the best woman you can be. And stop falling for memes created by virgins who have never as much as hugged a female, you dumbass.
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>>36782292
Are you American? If you're not American, just go outside. 4chan culture and memes are not at all representative of real life outside America. I'll be honest though, all the American women I've dated were absolute nutjobs in one way or another. There's something deeply fucked up about your culture on a similar level to German guilt culture or Japanese repression. I feel sorry for you lot.
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>>36782342
This. Almost everything you see on r9k is a meme and has pretty much no basis in reality. Just leave and get on with your life

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30 year old 12 year long NEET here.


Finally went to see a doctor, had some tests done last week, got put on this today as a "starter".

How fuck am I?
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>>36782274
you are 100% fuck
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>>36782274
Should have just boosted your testosterone and taken supplements that promote blood flow.

I have a complete supplement stack that does both. Do some research on what foods, vitamins/nutrients, and actions boost test.

Antidepressants can give ED, so be careful.
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>>36782374
I've been lifting for 5 years, the doc did a full panel on me and all my results came back good. That includes testosterone levels, vitamin D, B12, blood sugar etc etc.

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I fucking hate gay people, but everybody is turning me a social outcast because of it. I don't really want to change, but I'm afraid I will end up with no friends at this rate; I've already been given an ultimatum by my social group, I don't really know what to do.
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The solution is obvious - fuck a man.
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>>36782257
Why do you give a shit? Seriously, most annoying fags are just that: annoying fags, and would probably be just as obnoxious if they were into the opposite sex. It's like hating all black people because of how the niggest of them behave.
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>>36782257
Thanks for posting that pic, I was looking for it

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