>anon, I think I'm ready to take our friendship to the next level
>>36783366
>I think im ready to pop this fat glock in my mouth
>>36783366
She's too ugly for me. She can suck the dick though.
Who the fuck are you and how did I get here originally?
>If you are beautiful, there is a symptom that should raise an alarm flag: you have a lot more male friends than female friends. This could be due to many causes, perhaps all of them equally plausible; but one of the possible, plausible causes is that both women and men find you uninteresting but men are still willing to invest their time in you for a reason that does not interest (most) women: sex.
>Secondly, the kind of attention that a beautiful woman receives must have an impact on her cognitive development.
>The more beautiful you are the less motivated you are to improve your intelligence, knowledge, skills, and personality in general by 50% of the population. If you are beautiful, you get plenty of attention anyway, and for most people "attention" is a main driver of personality development. You are in demand all the time, regardless.
>The risk is that a big component of her cognitive development stops at 16. She doesn't need to inform herself on current events, read books, watch intellectual movies, go to lectures, etc because she is invited by so many males to so many events. Cute girls don't need to come up with topics of conversation. It is their male suitors who desperately try to find a topic of conversation that interests them. She doesn't need to have a personality to attract attention, and the risk is that she won't form one. She is not genetically dumb, but the risk is that she will get progressively "dumb".
>It must make a difference how people view you. If they view you like a wise person, it has an impact on you. If they see you like a generous person, it has an impact on you. And this is especially true in the age of "maturing". If most of the people around you (especially those in your age group) view you as, essentially, a vagina with a pretty face, it must make a difference.
tl;dr roasties are a thing since birth
http://www.scaruffi.com/phi/syn120.html
>>36783364
Scaruffi is truly a genius.
>>36783364
THE FACT THAT
etaoin shrdlu
>>36783364
I agree with most of his views except gun ownership.
I don't know. Just plain bummed I guess. Always hated birthdays. Not in a bad place but still bummed venting thread? Everyone post why you're bummed despite not being bad off?
Spending it alone playing video games in my house after having a few coworkers harping about how I should be spending it in a bar instead has made it exceptionally shitty.
It's awkward.I'm so damn introvert that I have no friends, in a job that has me driving place to place, going all day being hyper and energetic and friendly to everyone. Then I come home and be alone.
And yet I do somehow have a g/f? Been going on for years, but that's been just nothing but stress lately. Awkward sex, she cums, I never once did. She has litterally no interest in that. Lately has been icnreasingly more critical about how I look. I try callign her sometimes and it just ends up me consoling her for crying for hours over the most absurd things. I mean I was working 70 hours a week and having her just calling me screaming and crying.
I guess I could go on? But it'd be pages. So guys, anyone else doing well off but dying in their social lives?
>>36783340
keep the thread alive while I type something I guess
>>36783717
>27
>live with my ex because it's cheaper to split the rent
>she dates some guy from OKC now. I fuck around. Don't want to settle.
>Never could keep a job for more than 3 months
>Love my family but I don't want to see them. It's been a year and a half last time I did.
>Spend the time I'm not doing odd jobs on vidya.
>Manage to break all relationships I have for some reason I don't understand.
>Even though I clearly sabotage myself socialy I feel sad for being lonely
I hate people
>>36783340
>And yet I do somehow have a g/f? Been going on for years, but that's been just nothing but stress lately. Awkward sex, she cums, I never once did. She has litterally no interest in that. Lately has been icnreasingly more critical about how I look. I try callign her sometimes and it just ends up me consoling her for crying for hours over the most absurd things. I mean I was working 70 hours a week and having her just calling me screaming and crying.
you better have a serious talk with her, or break up with that bitch, have some self respect
Real life Chad here. AMA robobros. Chads are the Robots greatest allies.
>>36783324
How many bitches have you fucked?
>thinking that's a chad
kek
>>36783324
I beg you to please post your soft pink soles here if that's actually you
is having a gf really all that great?
A great gf, yes. If she's a miserable slag it's not worth it.
i've had one before it's not that great anon
i prefer 2d girls anyway
>>36783304
It's fucking amazing. I'm not even talking about the sex. Being able to hold her in your arms as you share your comfy bed is indescribable. You're no longer alone in this world.
how do i look normal when Im standing?
>>36783149
Normal for an underage b& little turd
The fuck out of here
>>36783149
Lift your shoulders and make them symmetrical, loosen your arms a bit, and never come back here again you lil shit
feet shoulder width apart, stand up straight, arms by your side.
fucking powerstance
What is there to do outside of the house that is considered "interesting"?
>>36783133
Working out
Gymnastics
Martial arts
Although you don't have to do anything to be interesting. You just have to be able to share experiences
>>36783133
Going running at 6am when it's still cold is interesting.
I really enjoy the taste of blood in my mouth.
>>36783133
Nightwalks. Urban exploration. Hiking. Operating. Working out. Martial arts.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Origanaolly
oh boy what outrageous and totally /real/ story does OP have to share with us this evening?
>>36782995
I'VE BEEN USING THREE FINGERS INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE HAND THINGY
MY PENIS IS FUCKING BENT
>>36783158
Kek, it'll bend anyways.
Piety is best trap lets give aprecciation
>>36782944
who is this semen demon and where can I find her?
>>36782944
great another pathetic tranny removes his trip to post about himself thread fucking disgusting tranny leave you're pathetic
>>36782973
Heres my discord
Piety#0537
but only message me if your black cuz only like bbc
ITT we settle whether traps are gay or not
>not allowed
>homophobes
>gay guys
>women
>allowed
>straight men who got an erection when they saw the OP pic
Post pictures of cute girls
>>36782901i want to cuddle a trap
Yes, if it has a dick, it's fucking gay. You're gay if you like dicks. Simple as that.
It's got a dick. Therefore it's gay.
>laptop so hot it makes the cooling pad hot
>>36782889
Underclock your cpu or something.
2017 goals:
-build a computer that doesn't easily overheat
>>36782889
Put it in the fire and call it cookedpc
Does college major actually matter or is it a meme?
>>36782878
>Does college major actually matter or is it a meme?
What kind of dumb question is that? Of course it matters.
>>36782878
Define matter.
>>36782878
Well, it does matter. If you want to work as an engineer, an accountant, or a Philosophy teacher you need one.
Now, is it really worth to get one? That depends. Most of them are useless, and in many cases having one doesn't guarantee you will get a job because most people get jobs through nepotism
>Talking to this girl from work who I matched with on tinder and talked to occasionally so she knew I was interested
>2 Days ago she got my number from another co-worker and asked me to hang out
>Hang out and take her back to my place and fuck/hang out there
>Yesterday she texts me and says she had a good time and everything, we text back and forth for a bit
>Text her again today and say whats up
>She's at work but says she'll text me when she's done
>Few hours later she texts me and says what's up
>Text her an hour later, after I wake up from a nap "nm just woke up from a nap hbu" or something
>"Hanging out at (insert frat house here)"
>I say "Oh cool lol you should come over when you're done hanging there or whatever"
>No response
>That was an hour ago
>I cleaned my house and got ready expecting her to come over and everything. What did I do wrong?
Kill me
Stop being needy. She's into you, don't sperg the fuck out.
>>36783057
So what, should I not have invited her over just out of the blue like that? I figured that was the alpha move to take charge because she was giving me signals she wanted to chill again.
>>36783089
No, you did fine. Don't double text. She got wrapped up in something. You haven't fucked anything up. Will she let you come in her? Smoke pot before you fuck her?
Among the female classmates in class, I'm now considered their gay friend who they don't mind.
Also one of them said "Anon is not really a guy, kinda like no gender or gay or something so I don't care I'm changing my clothes here."
How fucked am I?
>>36782834
You're not necesarily fucked. I know about a couple of gay guys who had their fag hags throw themselves at them, but they were actually gay so not really interested in that.
Most people tend to want what they think they can't have.
>>36782887
The thing is, I'm not gay. I was just wondering if I could do anything to redeem myself or am I gonna have to give up on the idea of getting a gf at school?
Watch porn on class, not gay ones ofc
Also try to masturbate if you can
let's play a game it's called find the faggot
>>36782805
1st
I don't even know if it's a man or a woman.
>>36782805
Trick question.
OP is the faggot.
Bottom left. Cc