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>>39635816
She loves me after one fuck? Damn. Well, she seems cute, I'll see where ir goes, maybe go on a date the week after.

>>39635816
>i don't want this to be a one night stand
Then why did we fuck on the first date?

>>39635816
>implying I don't fall head over heels after fucking a woman
Bitch, you're already my wife.

>introduce myself
>go back inside
>always look out the window before going outside from now on to make sure she isn't there

Cool. Seems like you left your tits home. I can bring them back for you if you want.

>>39635753
>implying this would ever happen to anyone browsing this board
anon please don't make threads like this

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>>39635712
I really don't understand why that personality type isn't more common in women. I have some female friends and only one of them is a mommy. You'd think it'd be the norm.

>>39635905

Women are naturally submissive. Its not surprising at all.

>>39636891
Sad but true senpai

Where do I find a pale gf, lads?

The fuck did britfeel get archived for

>>39635577
I've spent a fair bit of bob on random Steam lads on 4chan over the years. I just like to avoid SFT cunts who beg nonstop in random threads.

Hahahaha it's because you have a small penis lol

>>39635604

Hey OP remember that time you went out with what you were hoping were new pals only to be ignored?

(Its because your penis is inadequate)

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>>39635604
They aren't your friends, anon

Have you seen Killers? It's by the same director as The Raid. The film follows a serial killer in Japan, and a man in a South East Asian country that thinks he is getting addicted to watching people die. It is quite visceral.

>good movies
>netflix

I like to keep a log of shooting movies to watch while cleaning my guns after range trips. So far I've watched

-Out for Justice (Steven Seagall: trash, but has a hilarious villian)
-Boyz in da hood (good movie, Lawrence Fishburn, Angela Bassett, Cuba Gooding and NWA era Ice Cube)
-Heat (Fucking watch this one....now!)


Going to watch:
-El Topo
-The Killer (John Woo)
-Hell or High Water
-Leon the Professional.

Hope this gave you some ideas.

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>>39635567
Someone that has this kind of body desu

>>39635608
Seems like the typical thick/fat body that most woman have these days.

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chubby with huge tits is truly the superior female form

Why? Women get 1 egg a month. Chad gets 20-150 million sperm per orgasm.

>>39635543
whys that? the way human biology works males are disposable since they can constantly make sperm, so there is no demand for men with weaker genes

Ghengis Chad just raped women where ever he went and sired children all over the continent.

lets not talk about how the human race could exist, if anything, it's rules and laws that hold people back.

>>39635522
why is "nudes" in "Quotations"

>>39635562
I was not naked, only in underwear in a "sexy" pose.

>>39635522
be my gf or leave this place forever

>>39635444
how are we supposed to know? ask her, then tell use her response.

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>>39635444
She means she wants you to berry that dick in her gaped open gash.

anything she says can be be written off tomorrow as "ahh I was drunk, forget whatever I said"

>>39635426
I just want to hear what Don King there has to say.

>>39635956
Oh and also what the hell is "Draft Bernie"?

>ded thread
>"Oh I'll try going to /pol/, the board explicitly designated for political discussion."
>duplicate thread, on page 10 with 0 unique replies
Please don't make me talk to YouTube.

even elephants have BBC

wh*tes BTFO yet again

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>>39635365
>Roastie standing beneath an elephant
>she didn't get squashed and instantly killed
Sad

>>39635365
She probably orgasmed on the spot when she rubbed her face against that BEC (big elephant cock)

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McCoy, Steven
24 June 1986 - 1 April 2014
Missouri, USA

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal. We love you and miss you, Steven.

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Parisi, Vincent
2 December 1999 - 12 April 2014
Tucson, Arizona

Vinny, my son, please continue on your light path of healing. Mommy loves you very much.

>>39635326
>>39635370
>>39635403
The hell is all this and who are these people

>trusting a woman
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yeah you should trust a girl that watches chinese translated cartoons

>>39635271
Normies watch anime dude, don't trust a girl ever? Has this board taught you nothing? If you ever get to the point of fugging they'll just report you as a rapist for sympathy points from her family/Chad's.

>>39635271
Women are gonna leave you for pretty much anybody when they feel like it regardless of their interests.

>>39635236
Talking to people is scary. no ty.

>>39635273
But talking to robots?

>>39635455
I mean, it could be worse... ;__;
Who dis