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Everyone has the same ancestors if you go back only a few generations

so why would they bother helping you when they have 7 billion other people to help?

>>36790202
You cant be serious right now....

Unless you meant "tens of thousands of years" by "few generations"....jesus christ mane

Because you are a pathetic disappointment to them, they don't feel like helping you.

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>sorry I'm late for the autism meeting

This actually looks like fun. I hope gas mask girl doesn't have a bf because he's going to be pissed off if I bone her even though I'm probably going to go for the shy one hiding behind cuddles with the stuffed toy.

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>>36790134
At least they have eachother

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>>36790016
>Its another psychotic episode

>>36790152
eeeti

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>derealizing

>can be openly perverted and sexual
>romance or legitimate attraction makes me panic

>>36789981
>romantic scene in a game
>can't play it anymore

>>36789981
>Entire moves and TV shows involving romance, dating, former lovers etc.
>Massively popular with <30 audiences
>I can't relate to any of it because I haven't so much as held a hand

ITT:
Borderline personality disorder is a hell of a drug.

>>36789965
I was never diagnosed with that disorder

>>36789965
More like histrionic personality disorder.

How can you both be dominated and treated like a princess. They're both different things.

>>36789929
>How can you both be dominated and treated like a princess. They're both different things.
Princess in public
Slave in bed

>>36789929
By being a man and acting as the king of your household. Be firm, but treat her well.

>>36789844
I'm fine with my penis, it's my soul I want to change.

i would but i dont want to lose my physical ability, and mental capacity

i already look like a girl
but i look like eggman mixed with a girl
so there really isnt very much winning either way

>>36789836
1/50000 = 0.00002
0.00002 * 250000 = 50 %

I would press it 250000 times, so i ether die alone or happy.

I'd press it non stop until he misery ends.
Hopefully i get cancer tumors all over and die in a day.

>>36789836
>press button 4,999 times
>hit jackpot by kek granting me the best digits of my life
>no disease
>10/10 gf
>leave this hell

>Nobody wants or enjoys raising those little shits

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>36789828
Only stupid people or the most amazing people on the planet want kids

Almost had it OP.

I would have kids if I could skip the first 2-3 years because they don't anything except shit, piss and eat.

Seems like a pretty niche problem you've got there my dude.

>>36789818
clean your damn house you lazy fuck

no one wants to be in a place that smells like burnt garbage

I recycle but I don't go out of my way to do so. If there's not already a recycling bin nearby I'm not gonna bother.

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God damn it I know this feel.

>there'll be someone special for you anon, you just have to wait

No there isn't.

>>36789805
>Literally live as long waiting for something as you spent living before even wanting it.

How in the fuck do you guys not get to the point where you realize that it's you, not them, and that you need to change if you want them?

>>36790063
how do you change if youre a sociopath degenerate pedophile ?
im just tired of all the lies, i cant get someone by being my self

Plz respond senpai

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>>36789804
>boipucci
After all these years, I still don't know what the word boipucci refers to. Is it the cock or the asshole?

I mean both makes sense. A girl (male) can't have a vagina, so in the place of her pussy there is a cock instead (hence boipucci - to differentiate between a male and a female pussy). But also the asshole serves as the vagina of the girl (male), so you can refer to it as boipucci, to make sure you're talking about a girl (male) and not a girl (female).

>>36789945
It's a cute butthole

>>36789678
Hey, where's that little mushroom fella from?

>>36789678
>months
low quality bait

>>36789719

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

>>36789623
Yes>>36789623
Ofcourse it is.

i lost the track on the number of times i did it

i lost the track on the number of times i did it
orig ng

>>36789602
You smell like fucking wet trash and shit

She's shit-testing you anon.

If this was said in conversation make sure to press your body against hers, look her in the eye, smile then say "You look like you need one too, anonette. Why don't we take it at my mom's house?"

Walk into a pharmacy, pretend you're looking at shit, wait for an Indian to buy perfume, and buy the same one.


Those poor bastards lost the genetic lottery, just like you did.